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WirlWind

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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind2yr
    Commented

    I can't take it, the translation is so bad -_-

    Ch 3 To break The World and its barrier
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    Inevitable Road To Divinity
    Fantasy · InsanelyParanoid
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind2yr
    Replied to Silakai

    More like "Help save our sect, Saint!" MC: "Ok, I'll start walking then..." *Reaches the sect 2 months later and only finds bones amongst the rubble*

    Since Li Nianfan had accepted their gifts and responded with such sincerity, that could only mean that from today onward, the Lingyun Immortal Court would have an impressive bigshot supporting them.
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    I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot
    Eastern · Kinoshita Nakui
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind2yr
    Commented

    2 minute noodles must be the work of gods...

    Was that what Immortals ate?
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    I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot
    Eastern · Kinoshita Nakui
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind2yr
    Replied to LovesSystemNovels

    With how many partially translated CN's I've got queued up, I'll need to cultivate immortality just to finish them all XD

    "Teacher Zhu said... The mystery of longevity is the way to cherish life. The Essence, Qi, and Spirit must always be vigorous. One must firmly hold on to the release of energy. The energy comes from within and hides in between. The prosperous preaching…"
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    I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot
    Eastern · Kinoshita Nakui
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind2yr
    Replied to Shadowess

    And the 'system' was like "Trololo after 500 years of training, I'll tell him it was actually only 5..."

    'Yet another gorgeous lady. I've been transmigrating here for five years without having met anyone. Now, there are suddenly so many pretty women coming to my house!' Li Nianfan thought to himself. 
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    I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot
    Eastern · Kinoshita Nakui
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind2yr
    Replied to Lorus03

    And now the world is being conquered by his army of pet dragons, unbeknownst to the MC... Next time people will be calling him the Dragon God Emperor and he'll be like "Oh, that's a cute nickname!"

    After filling up his stomach, he went out to the backyard with a fishing rod. The tortoise was laying on a giant stone by the pond, squinting at the sunlight. Watching the seemingly relaxed tortoise, it was apparent that there was no monster in the pond. So where did all the fish go? 
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    I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot
    Eastern · Kinoshita Nakui
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to Daoist_Rahul

    Step 1 - Insert finger until you feel a rough patch on the top wall. Step 2 - Curl your finger like you're telling someone to 'come here' repeatedly. Step 3 - ???? Step 4 - Profit. My first girlfriend quickly picked up water-bending with only a single use of this technique ;)

    and the list went as long as his imagination could conjure. It even had cooking recipes and 100 ways to make a woman reach nirvana within it. Clark was truly flabbergasted at how inclusive this system shop was.
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    Bored Gamer in Other Worlds
    Fantasy · The_Procrastinator
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Commented

    I feel like this can be summarized thusly: "Bruh, fluffy chicks bruh!"

    Ch -1 Xia Feng's destined women
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    Master Of Erossu Book
    Eastern · InsanelyParanoid
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Commented

    It seems both the author and the MC forgot that he could just DIVINE HER POSITION WITH HIS GODLY TRIGRAM SKILLS THAT SEEM TO HAVE VANISHED CONVENIENTLY... *takes a deep breath...* Fuck.

    Ch 189 Target Locked!
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to Kowtang

    Most of them were mortals in an era where roasted meat was already pretty good :P I can't imagine they had many complex spices and meals in the BC era.

    Ch 170 It’s Useless, Even If You Beg Me!
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to Moose_3565

    He needs to meet her in person so he can 'gift' her his meat-stick :)

    Jing Fei nodded and said, "Those useless jade pieces cost really little. On the other hand, gold, silver, and gem are definitely more expensive but the combination of Transmogrifying Flame and Heavenly Smithing Furnace that you possess can be used to craft something as exquisite as the product of those master jewelry crafters! Ten million cost can be turned into thirty million worth of product in no time! By then, we should be able to keep up with the market's demand."
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to Imbreak

    Brutal.

    *Blarrgghh…*
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to WirlWind

    Forgot to mention, they said something else in the raws, but it was apparently even more rascist. Plus the entire race can only reproduce by '******' with their attached 'twin'. In comparison, this is still at the level of laughing at the French for retreating.

    Ch 155 I’ve Been Pushed
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to Morvian

    It's still better than the one novel I read where the 'invaders' were Japanese male-female siamese twin siblings and basically ran into battle shouting "BAKA!"

    Ch 155 I’ve Been Pushed
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to Endless_Starlight

    I dunno, I've seen some weird shit before so it wouldn't surprise me XD "Let us battle to the death! BY SNUSNU!" *Epic battle-porno music plays*

    The question was why did Chen decide to pick up Japanese? There were two main reasons for it. First, Chen had been dying to understand the dialogues between actors and actresses when he watches "love-action movies". Most of the dialogues are "yamateh", "iteh", but there are some different dialogues appearing from time to time. His curiosity was piqued when he came across these different dialogues.
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to BigEgg

    Being 'smart' doesn't stop you from being stupid, only wisdom help with that. Unfortunately, this MC is basically a 9001 int and 1 wis build, so good luck on him getting any less stupid :P

    Ch 142 Surprise After Surprise After Surprise!
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to LizodIDK

    But... His luck is quickly gonna be over 9000. With such a high amount of luck, be could probably trip downstairs and 'slip' into a random model who came in to ask for directions.

    Ch 116 Two of You, Please, Continue!
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to konna

    Pretty sure he only did it with a few necklaces, he turned them into a golden piglet to test his new flame out.

    Ch 101 Jade Crafting Artisan
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to SimpleSlash

    But he IS still a mortal. Just because it's a godly technique, doesn't mean he'll instantly become a god at the first level. He hasn't even reached the level of using Qi yet, so of course he's gonna get bullied.

    Ch 88 Super Itchy Powder
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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  • WirlWind
    WirlWind3yr
    Replied to MitoDraak

    That's only assuming he's going all out, which he probably isn't. I mean, how are you going to explain to the school if you break a world Olympic record or something XD

    "Third lane! Ten seconds fifty-three milliseconds! New record! The school has a new record! This is very close to the state record! Unbelievable! This absolutely incredible!" Just as Chen zoomed past the finish line, the first referee announced the results feverishly.
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    Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
    Urban · Young Leader
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