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More like "Help save our sect, Saint!" MC: "Ok, I'll start walking then..." *Reaches the sect 2 months later and only finds bones amongst the rubble*
2 minute noodles must be the work of gods...
With how many partially translated CN's I've got queued up, I'll need to cultivate immortality just to finish them all XD
And the 'system' was like "Trololo after 500 years of training, I'll tell him it was actually only 5..."
And now the world is being conquered by his army of pet dragons, unbeknownst to the MC... Next time people will be calling him the Dragon God Emperor and he'll be like "Oh, that's a cute nickname!"
Step 1 - Insert finger until you feel a rough patch on the top wall. Step 2 - Curl your finger like you're telling someone to 'come here' repeatedly. Step 3 - ???? Step 4 - Profit. My first girlfriend quickly picked up water-bending with only a single use of this technique ;)
He needs to meet her in person so he can 'gift' her his meat-stick :)
Brutal.
Forgot to mention, they said something else in the raws, but it was apparently even more rascist. Plus the entire race can only reproduce by '******' with their attached 'twin'. In comparison, this is still at the level of laughing at the French for retreating.
I dunno, I've seen some weird shit before so it wouldn't surprise me XD "Let us battle to the death! BY SNUSNU!" *Epic battle-porno music plays*
That's only assuming he's going all out, which he probably isn't. I mean, how are you going to explain to the school if you break a world Olympic record or something XD