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Mike_Smith

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netizen who works hard to pay qi to read another 3000 words.

2019-06-07 JoinedGlobal
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith2d
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    why...? jiraiya has been incompetent even in this fanfiction. there are much better men to pick if you want to play matchmaker.

    Kazuki, breaking free from Shizune's grip, turned to Jiraiya, who was reminiscing. "Jiraiya Sama, aren't you single? Why don't you marry my Sensei? I'm sure she wouldn't mind if it's you," Kazuki blurted out, knowing how much Jiraiya cherished Tsunade, though he kept his distance out of respect for her decision.
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    Naruto : Shadows of Resurgence
    Anime & Comics · Silent_stiele
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith3d
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    why? it took less time to save asumi the Hokage son. and he was further away not just on the other side of a fence.

    "Do we have a count on the enemy's number and strength?" The ANBU captain was direct, aware that time was of the essence and efficient planning was required. Despite sending a message to the village for reinforcements, it might take hours for them to arrive.
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    Naruto : Shadows of Resurgence
    Anime & Comics · Silent_stiele
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith3d
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    nope. no shinobi would worry about responsibility. wrong culture. remember the author is from Japan. the characters are from a barely out of the bronze age in most respects. with a culture based heavily around family units. extreme tribalism is the current mode. konoha is not even forty years old. modern sensibilities are seen as amusing concepts for weak minded fools.

    Shikaku pushed himself off the tree. "Well, it seems you've given our clan an edge. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't let it consume you."
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    Naruto : Shadows of Resurgence
    Anime & Comics · Silent_stiele
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith4d
    Commented

    hahahaha the author is really going out of his way to damage this character. most people stick to danzo but the author has way more hate for the smoking baboon guy. although it is funny. i kind of feel like it going out of control. i mean seriously the guys a secondary background character who doesn't do anything but slack off.

    Especially the woman from the brothel always said his package was cute and she said she never had anything his size inside her, although Asuma felt something weird with her words he didn't dwell on it.
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    Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy
    Anime & Comics · Life_sa_Beach_
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith4d
    Commented

    ehh author please less cryptic lingo and in jokes and spell stuff out when you have something funny to share. some of us are older man children. we don't keep up with what is hip or hop or hip hop or hippidy hop. cool or beans or cool beans or hot beans or etc etc etc etc etc. every day the lingo changes.

    So Satsuki It is
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    Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy
    Anime & Comics · Life_sa_Beach_
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith9d
    Replied to Steinner

    agreed.. i have no idea how some of these mc survive even with plot armor. they make some seriously incredible bad decisions. at this rate i expect to hear he decided to confide his secrets to danzo and also volunteer for unnecessary surgeries with orchima holding the knives.

    Tatsumi gave Tsunade a helpless look, "I might as well learn how to cook."
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    Ninja Points In Naruto
    Anime & Comics · Hiddenveil
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
    Replied to tommy_king

    hatèfull people not calling everyone love i say lets start the boston tea party again

    I don't really know what my new parents deal is but they somehow went into a monologue about my name mid hug. This sappy moment of naming me went on for what like felt forever culminating with my name being, Ren. This was the name that meant, with out the hour long speech, that I'm proof of their love. So my kanji for the name Ren can be translated as the word love, not blossom. Not sure which is worse. Ren doesn't sound that bad right? British people call everyone love so it can't be that bad. Not sure who I'm trying to convince here.
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    Save and Load Ninja
    Anime & Comics · Alexdmercer
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
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    you heartless monster you forgot fidos name.. burn in naruto verse. burrrnnnn sucker burn

    After wallowing in self pity for a while I once again took notice of my new parents. This was quite frankly jarring as internally I knew I had a family on my original earth but somehow I can't remember their names or faces… actually a lot of people that should be nameable for me are not. ie coworkers, friends, pets, family these are absolute blanks and yet I seem to have perfect recall on tv, movies, pop culture and many mundane things.
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    Save and Load Ninja
    Anime & Comics · Alexdmercer
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
    Replied to Nikka_boy

    are those the same ones that said gingers are soul less people?

    Then I experience my birth. Which is well…. umm an experience. Not recommended. I've sealed that trauma away. Don't ask.
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    Save and Load Ninja
    Anime & Comics · Alexdmercer
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
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    ....so we have the senju princess and jirari the man who visits more bothels and sleeps with more women than the standard wasteful young master from a xian xia novel. who can only sleep with the princess because he got her drunk enough she couldn't slur out a no. yay daddy.. what do we learn from this the expensive way to get a girl pregnant who doesnt want you is get her drunk. the cheap way is just to club her unconscious and screw her. well at least jirari got to put senju princess notch on his belt.

    She nodded and returned her head to their place on her mother's impressive breasts. From such a position she could see her father watching her with tender eyes. He had a small smile of content on his face as he did. The tender look was another thing Athena was unused to. She could not meet the man's eyes.
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    The Unknown Goddess: A Naruto FanFic
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
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    this is annoying chapter after chapter of people and there insecurities. i dont care about how insecure the mc is. i am here to read a story. not delve into made up mental issues. this is normally some teenage author who having hormone issues and was rejected by the equivalent of a cheerleader when he is the fat nerdy fella who eats his snot in the corner in front of everyone.

    Ch 11 Chapter 11
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    The Unknown Goddess: A Naruto FanFic
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
    Commented

    same thought i have of pacifists. the tofu eaters. tree huggers. basement dwellers. antifia and politicians.

    "Humans can be very disturbing creatures" Athena said at some point. "They are ungrateful. Hateful. Greedy. Hostile. Selfish. Thinking only of themselves and not giving two cents about others. Humans are scum"
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    The Unknown Goddess: A Naruto FanFic
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
    Commented

    i always hated pacifists. they have always come across to me as mentally unstable. they do more damage and harm than even thugs. there noisy and they just make things worse. i also think that many of them are a form of evil.

    "Why do humans always fight? " Athena asked quietly. Her voice was somber as she stared at the stone.
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    The Unknown Goddess: A Naruto FanFic
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith10d
    Commented

    Sakura earned her hate. Ino was a disappointment that slowly started to grow up but was more concerned with looks than any other real aspect of being a ninja.

    Athena sighed. Thinking about all those stuff got her riled up. She always got pissed thinking about Hinata being treated the way she did. The way Naruto was treated. The hate Sakura got for no reason. One of the things that pissed her off the most was Neji's death. Why did he have to die?
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    The Unknown Goddess: A Naruto FanFic
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith13d
    Commented

    where is this genius?

    Hiruzen bowed his head in apology to Aoto, saying, "No, Aoto-kun. I must be the one to ask for forgiveness because the Konoha could not protect your parents and a genius intellect like you has gone neglected."
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    The Shopkeeper of Konoha
    Anime & Comics · thelightedghost
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith15d
    Commented

    also he not five he barely four years old

    As the fight went on, other problems started arising. There was a clear difference in our physical strength and stamina. Since the rogue ninja could eat three times a day, he was in full strength and in top shape, whereas I was fed only once and was still five years old.
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    Naruto: Root Ninja
    Anime & Comics · komega
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith15d
    Replied to It_was_good

    no she ate a good meal once and the flavor permeated into the fetus soul.

    So, they would think that I knew cooking before I lost my memories. This would make them think I had muscle memory of cooking.
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    Naruto: Root Ninja
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith15d
    Replied to Hadest_1304

    think of the laundry bill. modern times it would be high naruto time. the bill would be burdensome. i am pretty certain the author has no idea and is just complicating things.

    Mentally it was hard to change my boyish habits while cleaning myself which were very little and not the problem, the problem was I couldn't find why there were so many extra steps my 'instincts' made me take. Like using different towels for different parts of my body! Who does that? Why do that?
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    Reincarnated in Naruto as/with Sakura?
    Anime & Comics · Hooin_Kyoma
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith16d
    Replied to whyudothat_

    what do you read that is not harem and still decent. it not like the tag makes the story any better or worse it is the authors ability to write a story that determines the success and i have not seen an improvement for the non harem stories. in fact i would say that there less interesting stories for the non harem tagged stories.

    In fact, the novel was quite shit. It had a harem tag so it was obvious that the main character would be collecting women like pokemon and then there would be face-slapping like a chinese cultivation novel.
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    Reincarnated in Naruto as/with Sakura?
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  • Mike_Smith
    Mike_Smith16d
    Commented

    what does he not understand about not being the main character. this story would be more interesting if he observed the antics of the mc and antagonist from the peanut gallery.

    "Ah! It's okay, after all, I already have two Rank D elements, my future will definitely be bright."
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    The supporting character's harem is very normal
    Fantasy · HikaruKiki
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