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NormalGuy8mthCommentedCh 3 3. Shopping- NormalGuy2yrCommented
Who is he taking missions from? Are there like mercenary type ninjas? Genuine question.
The next year was spent with Jiraiya, perfecting my tajutsu and ninjutsu and taking on missions after a year of training with the Minashu. I also learned some genjutsu from the scrolls, and from Jiraiya as well. My skills had improved greatly during that time. No longer was I the dead-last or the idiot. I am known throughout the ninja world as the "Golden Fox". I guess I got that name due to my yellow hair and whisker marks. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to Tsumihoshi
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"Yes, and no. I am his will, I am his knowledge and I am his experience. I am here to teach you, Magnus. All I ever knew. I know, The real Merlin would have loved to meet you, but even his magic was limited and he could not trap his soul to mortal worlds without the risk of turning foul." The white orb of light spoke. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to Poison_Rage
I was doing the same thing when I had food poisoning and the fever was making me shiver.
Magnus was embarrassed and was getting red. He was getting angry at his fever now. ~Fever is bad, it's making me warm. I hope Bobby doesn't notice me. Otherwise, I'll be the laughing stock of the classroom.~ - NormalGuy2yrReplied to MisterImmortal
What is STEM.
Grace was a heart surgeon and Adam was a Mechanical Engineer. Although the salary was not a lot in the military it was enough to live a healthy life. Magnus' parents weren't from a rich family. Both of them fell in love in school but they planned their future from there and both joined the army after college. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to QuandaleGoofyDingl
Yeah I called my mom mommy till like 3rd or 4th grade. My buddy who is 21 still calls his mom mama and has her as mommy in his phone so this isn’t surprising or out of character behavior at all.
Magnus gave her a big smile with his mouth still stuffed, "Yes, mummy is the best. I love chocolate waffles." - NormalGuy2yrReplied to luis5224
Tbf tho I feel like if you really can’t do any writing just learn to be a fursuit maker or draw art for furries cause shit makes bank.
He can't copy works from his previous world because he can't even remember it. Then he also learned that he doesn't possess any kind of gold finger. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to ferferfer2
It looks gross to wear a pillow case 🤷♂️
"Winny, please prepare some tea and snacks please," I ordered our house elf. Winny was a young house elf and I had taken a liking to her. Her family had served ours for generations and I had ordered her to dress properly like English butlers that I had seen in my time. The result was... some patched up black and white freckled dress but still it was an improvement. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to iru
A Harry Potter fanfic where he kills people stealthily with a magic sniper would be sick.
But I am not a weak boy. My story or my destiny has been written as a shy and weak boy who will only shine during the final battle with Dark Lord. But now, I will not follow my destiny. I am going to gather whatever tools I can with whatever method I can and then hunt all those death eaters one by one. Death will be a mercy and it shall not be granted them too easily. - NormalGuy2yrCommented
Recognizes Urushi but not a key character in the fucking plot
"Why does this gray-haired kid look so familiar??'' - NormalGuy2yrReplied to Anonny_Anonymous
This whole thing is au and you’re complaining about the relatively unexplored branches of magic like occlumency and Legilimency?
"Don't ever forcefully suppress your expression so forcibly, or you would permanently suppress them..." she said, at my surprised expression Sirius continued, "... congratulations pup looks like you are a tier 3 now but you need to go through your book to get a handle on the dangers of suppression emotions, or you could end up permanently suppressing your anger or pain or joy or something you hear me?" He asked and I nodded lightly. - NormalGuy2yrCommented
He’s 18 like bro you’re an adult just call it flirting or whatever
Doing my best to match the nuke's speed down to the milliseconds, my body seemed to magically move exactly how I wanted. Thus, I was able to quickly make the nuke head straight into the portal, passing by the Stark Tower and by Natasha, who I made sure to wave to when I passed. Once gain, damned be my teenage hormones. As soon as I entered the portal, I let go of the nuke and made my way back quickly. - NormalGuy2yrCommented
Same ice is just … cooler 😎
I could feel how to use these powers as if they were my own, which they now were, actually. I had basically become an equal to Thor in a sense, minus the lightning. Though being honest, as cool as lightning is, I prefer ice. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to Mr_nal
Yeah that situation would deadass give me an existential crisis
"Basically, you can see your family again. After all, what we plan on doing is sending you to a different universe, one where they are still alive and this never happened. Only difference would be you knowing everything we just said... plus a few bonuses." Horus said. I could clearly tell he was the one more in line with my own personality. - NormalGuy2yrCommented
Instead of having no surname why would you not make up a fake one
Before long everyone else had been sorted, lucky me, mused Rodrick. The professor finally called out his name, as he suspected they had no knowledge of his family name, the headmaster seemed to inspect him when he himself had noticed that. - NormalGuy2yrCommented
Wowzers I wonder if his father is some mysterious uchiha clan expert who actually left the clan but got killed on a mission like a billion other fanfics or if he just has red eyes
"As far as we are able to tell, he has a rare condition called Heterochromia, it means the color of his eyes are different, but there isn't some kind of illness or deformity attached to it, so you shouldn't worry about that Madam." While the doctor was explaining to me about his eyes, I was inspecting them, his left eye had a sapphire blue color like mine, and his right eye was ruby red, like his late father. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to SwordGod007
Idk if you looked it up or not but just in case other people want to know the same thing, straight laced is like uptight or strict
This is when some guy who looks like the definition of straight laced asks Mic a question about the fourth 'Villain' that he hadn't gone over, while at the same time chastising the same messy haired boy I saw at the gate. The little skit got some laughs from people around the hall until Mic changed the projector to show us the 0 pointers. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to Alvelvnor
Why? Genuine question
And since we are in America you can get a weapon even from Walmart ( Just kidding, I don't want to insult anyone, sorry if you hurt from this joke). - NormalGuy2yrCommented
Me to myself when I’m sitting on the floor of the shower
Pain is just a stupid feeling, stop feeling it. - NormalGuy2yrReplied to Djabilong
Do you expect him to just get free rewards for no reason?
Accept: YES/NO?