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He’s like nah bro I could watch this all day
Mighty is he, Ali ababua~!
Oh you gon find out
‘Translators of this novel ARE embarrassing.’ There, I fixed your flawed sentence. Found a typo between ’this’ and ‘novel’ with an extra ‘is’, too. See how annoying and childish it is, especially since the translators worked so hard for us?
That paper will be too ‘subversive’ and ‘mind-blowing’- especially if there are pictures
Post-nut clarity
You can always rely on the good ol ’push ups before a date’ strat to get the biggest pump
In dnd you can upcast spells with higher level spellslots so this makes sense to me considering the book is heavily influenced by the game
Gauntlets of ogre power
Quinn: there is no office that can bear me in this new era!
Smells*
I guess if they like it then it’s not a betrayal? Hmm actually if I think about it a little more if my partner was an ntr fan it would be a betrayal to not ntr them since I know that’s what they like
Suicide or genocide? Sheesh
Honestly they should just break up. He’s a shitty boyfriend. Got too much stuff going on to focus on romance which I get but its unfair for the other party to keep waiting for him
Nah it sounds terrible tbh