tiger tongue is like barbed wire...

Assassin secretary: You got assassination appointment in 9 AM and may I remind you another day an appointment was made and tommorow your fully booked for half a day. Have a good day, nice dying!

or ma'am, my apologies

Highschool DxD sir, if you're still looking for it.

The EPIC one is the only original I read here that done it right. It just fill the seams.

Yeah that's the moist on top right there! We're setting world records like the world have never ever record since the time of man or even sapience itself. Let's go baby! It's throbbing right now like a mongoose on the loose! Moby huge express! hoot! hoot!

This is late, very late but is this farmer supposed to be the elite of elites swordsman, reaching the peak of swordsmanship and eventually betrayed by his best friend arch mage in an insidious plot of a vile woman? Now protector of root crops and saint of agriculture?