roastedchicken
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roastedchicken2mthCommentedHonestly makes sense why he doesn’t..misdirection is Ninja 101
"Did it have to be Ferret?" Naruto whined to himself as he began cleaning up the Hokage's calligraphy set. "You'd think the Nine-Tailed Demon Host would get the Kitsune mask…" Naruto trailed off as he muttered some obscenities to himself.- roastedchicken2mthCommented'I'm Star-Lord,' Peter realized, a smile growing on his weakened face.
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I’m a teacher and work with many kids in the foster care system. I can honestly say the foster care system only works about 25% of the time. Most of the foster parents are either in it for the money or are kind hearted but inept individuals who do not understand what it means to raise a kid in this day and age.
No more was there a need for orphanages in America, instead, the foster system was changing to foster homes. (true fact there aren't any more orphanages in America) - roastedchicken2mthReplied to Mr_Gone_Rogue
Better yet… the helldivers themselves!!!
Meanwhile, Alex, armed with the foreknowledge of the impending war where Thanos and his armada would invade, understood the futility of relying solely on the heroes to face an overwhelming number of foes. Recognizing the need for his own army, a specialized force equipped with the best weapons he could muster, Alex initiated the search for elite soldiers who had been discarded by society. - roastedchicken2mthCommentedAlex excited change the display on his eyes took on a more machine like appearance and answered, From the moment I lost my arm, I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
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That’s actually a great fan fiction idea…have nagato and the crew show up in one piece and either work as pirates or as a division of the revolutionary army.
Nagato: "She had the chance to gather ancient weapons and control the world and strive for true peace. But she doesn't have a vision and ambition for it. Alas, she is not a god, hence she failed. If Akatsuki was there, the world government and Marines would know true pain." - roastedchicken2mthCommented
Dude…. Have you met us?
Hopefully the humans take the proper time on their next attempt. - roastedchicken2mthReplied to Soorya_Koneko
That’s the point, it’s supposed to be an ironic statement.
"Sigh!, listen, a great man once said, success is 98% perspiration, 1% inspiration and 2% attention to detail and you are lacking in all 3. - roastedchicken2mthCommented"Otherwise, I'll be here for eternity just trying to find a suitable one to go to. First I'll get rid of all of the cultivation universes because I can't be bothered by young masters courting death." With those options gone, I'm down to a whopping 58 million universes to choose from.
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Exactly 👍
"fear is the key to inner peace . I didn't expect you to be that wise " he murmured and said with a slight surprise . - roastedchicken3mthCommented
Dude, that is a perfect mantra for a Nara with their shadow control…just imagine
"fear is the key to inner peace . I didn't expect you to be that wise " he murmured and said with a slight surprise . - roastedchicken3mthCommented
The sleeping hydra 😂
' All Hail Nara ' - roastedchicken3mthCommented
This is gold!
'The audacity of this little shit tryna hurt this young mas- sighhh, so I really jinxed it last time I called myself a young master and now I'm being face smacked for it huh ? But still, thee shall see what thee awakened' I thought as I started to get annoyed at her, so I started to fight back, copying her way of slaps. - roastedchicken3mthCommented
This explains so much 😂
"Well, the vulgarity can only be found in your perverted mind." - roastedchicken3mthCommented
Forest fire no Jutsu… dude would have something worse than a weapon of mass destruction
Just as he hoped he figured out Aoki, more questions reared their ugly heads. Hiruzen wondered what the added effect of fire would have on Aoki's potential wood release, he hoped that it wouldn't diminish its strength. - roastedchicken3mthReplied to world_domination
Agreed…unless you have extreme plot armor, warhammer is a guaranteed death sentence 🤣
In the Darkness the mechanical voice continues ( Selecting new world for host... World found... Beginning connection to the world.... Connection complete... World name Halo.... Merging host soul with new body... Merging complete... Detecting Artificial intelligence connected to the host's new body... Changing AIs parameters to benefit the host.... Changes complete.... Connecting AI to the system for host convenience... Connection complete... Beginning memory merge.... Memory merge complete... All parameters complete... Good luck host) I am still in darkness as memories of a life that was not my own start to flood my mind I had already accepted death but realised after what was being said I was given a new life in another world that's to this mechanical voice and by the name of the world I know which one I just hope when I wake up in this new world I can survive since if it's the halo world I know it's not going to be easy. - roastedchicken3mthCommented
It’s the law of the paw!
"It's actually the Law of the Paw Fruit?!" - roastedchicken4mthCommented
Thank you for incorporating Gundam wing! Despite being one of the greats, it’s seems to have disappeared into the sands of time
His name is Treize Khushrenada. - roastedchicken4mthCommented
*terrifying?
Satoru may behave like an unreliable idiot all the time, but he has a terrible ninja talent which he likes to show off every chance he gets.