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there is tradition to consider ships female, I presume this also count spaceships... watch out for FBI, because it's generally frowned upon, for a father to be inside his daughter.
considering Martians exist, they might not be too impressed with having a body dumped on their front lawn.
according to my understanding of geography, atleast one of us should have paid better attention in school.
ah yes, the three temperatures: cold, hot and soup.
it has been ages since I read this, but wasn't it a genderbend Harry potter?
the title has changed since I wrote that.the title was "Ao Yan was Assassinated"
(6 hours * 60 minutes * 60 seconds) / 769 monsters = 1 monster per ~28.09 seconds. that's very fast.
(5 hours * 60 minutes * 60 seconds) / 576 monsters = 1 monster per 31.25 sec.that's rather fast.
Christmas is the 25th right? so 2 days after Christmas?
800 Barrels? Is there even 800 people attending? Do they just get a barrel handed out when they arrive? Are they being told: "I expect that to be empty by the end of the night."? So many questions.
yes but only in the nightmares Snape gave them.
probably fluffy the Cerberus.
is fairy a mistranslation and really should have been goblin?
Rodolphus Lestrange? Married to Bellatrix Lestrange née Black?The torturers of the Longbottom?I'm not saying it's impossible, but there has been some serious changes in the background, that we don't know of, for this to make sense.
Fluffy, not Norbert.
if you don't KNOW what's going on, you'll be confused.not Flitwick, Quirrell.
the best kind of cafeteria.
Someone was waiting outside the whole time?How else would she know how long they were talking?
Do you think Voldemort has become an Animagus, but never uses it or told anyone, because his form is a cockroach?
system teleportation seems slow. I mean he just got there, and still time outside has passed long enough to let news spread.