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Are These Two People Jokes Invite by Monkeys?

It wasn't until the invigilator knocked on her desk that she suddenly came back to her senses.

He raised his head slightly and smiled at the invigilator before writing his name on the paper.

The teacher shook his head. Shangguan Yan was famous for being a slacker, and the teacher had basically given up on her.

After writing her name, Shangguan Yan picked up the pen and put on a show. She randomly chose a few multiple-choice questions and put the pen in her mouth.

He looked a little comical. One look and you could tell that he was a problematic student.

After a while, she glanced at her watch. It was almost time. Shangguan Yan put away her pen and stood up to hand in her paper.

When leaving the classroom, the invigilator glanced at the test paper handed in by Shangguan Yan and shook his head.

After walking out of the teaching building, Shangguan Yan went to the convenience store to buy a bottle of mineral water. She took out a white pill from her bag and threw it into her mouth.

After drinking it, he twisted the cap of the mineral water bottle and closed one eye before throwing the bottle into the trash can.

He walked towards Wutong Road and slowed down when he reached the crime scene. His eyes kept darting around.

He was not sure if the kidnappers would make another move.

What happened 'yesterday' lingered in her mind. The further she went, the more nervous she became.

Shangguan Yan was immersed in her thoughts and did not notice that two figures were approaching her.

Danger was imminent.

Just like yesterday, the kidnapper first grabbed her shoulder with one hand. The sudden touch shocked Shangguan Yan and she stood rooted to the ground. Then, her mouth was covered by a towel.

A strong smell of medicine entered her nose and her heart beat nervously.

She slowly closed her eyes and relaxed. Her giddy look was not fake at all.

The two kidnappers mercilessly threw her into the trunk.

In the backseat, Shangguan Yan, who was supposed to be unconscious, suddenly opened her eyes and heaved a sigh of relief.

She heard the kidnapper say,"Do you think we caught the wrong person?"

The driver rolled his eyes. He didn't want to ask such a stupid question. He was afraid that he couldn't help but stop and hit someone.

It was a bumpy journey, and the swaying trunk of the car made people sleepy. Shangguan Yan was not knocked out by the knockout powder, but fell asleep because of her drowsiness.

Ji Yun Mountain.

As soon as the kidnappers stopped the car, Shangguan Yan woke up from her sleep. She had slept so soundly that her bones were about to fall apart.

Her hands and feet were a little numb. Just as she was about to stretch her legs, the trunk door opened.

Shangguan Yan paused for a few seconds and quickly closed her eyes. She maintained her original posture and did not dare to breathe loudly.

She allowed the kidnappers to blindfold her and carry her out of the car.

They felt that the kidnappers were walking up. The two kidnappers did not seem to have a good physique. They had only walked for a few minutes and were already panting.

She was definitely not too heavy.

After walking for more than ten minutes, the kidnappers finally stopped. Shangguan Yan was slowly placed on the ground.

"I'll give you the rope to tie her up. Aiya, I'm so tired." He sat on the ground, exhausted.

As soon as he finished speaking, the other kidnapper picked up the rope with an unhappy expression and was about to touch Shangguan Yan's hand.

However, Shangguan Yan grabbed him with a backhand." Ah!" The man in sunglasses cried out in horror.

His voice echoed throughout Ji Yunshan.

He staggered backward and fell to the ground, his legs spread apart.

The driver who was sitting on the ground was shocked by him. He jumped up and scolded," Are you crazy? Why are you screaming?"

" She…blew up…her corpse?" He pointed at Shangguan Yan with a trembling finger.

Shangguan Yan stood up slowly and took off her blindfold. She pursed her lips and said," I'm not dead yet. Why would I lie to you?"

Shangguan Yan stretched her neck and stretched her hands. Her almond-shaped eyes kept sizing up the kidnapper.

He saw that they were wearing the same gray pants and black short-sleeved t-shirt. One of them was slightly muscular, while the other was wearing sunglasses and was as thin as bone.

She finally saw the true face of the person who kidnapped her.

" Sh * t!" The muscular man's body leaned back exaggeratedly." The corpse really came back to life."

Shangguan Yan was speechless.

Were these two fools invited by a monkey?

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