Lorenz Martinez is just a normal High School boy he is also an Otaku. He died because God accidentally strike him a lightning bolt. God offers him Reincarnation with 10 Wishes as an apology.



This is my first story so expect it to be not so good but I'll try my best to make it a good story.

A random writing collaboration between some of Webnovel’s craziest authors. Prepare to get your soul rocked and your butts blasted off!

Give me ideas or criticism you think will help my writing go further, i want to try writing for a job but am obviously new. thanks

Authors P.O.V 

Moon had several scars and scratches on her body because of the multiple amount of times her father had beat her up. The first ten years of her life (i.e. age 1 to 10) had been a nightmare. The poor soul had depression at a tender age of 7. She had gotten quite used to mental and physical abuse by now. Her father  was still a sexist and would judge her all time. He would even make her feel small by criticising her about her looks because of her ugly scars he had given and also would say ugly scars belong to ugly people. Even after her father hating her so much Moon still loved her father cause she knew that he is going to change one day. Her mother on the other hand would brainwash her saying that her father was a selfish bastard and she herself would protect Moon, but when it came to helping her mother would side with Moon's father so as to not get hurt herself. When they would go out they would turn into a ''perfect'' family and everyone would praise them on how their family is so well off and complete and perfect....But little did they know how to toxic their relation was. Moon's grandparents were even worse her grandmother had once tried to poison her with rat killer, And when she was caught in the act of doing so  she had said ''I tried to kill a rat with a rat killer, what's wrong with that?''. 

3 YEARS LATER IT IS MOON'S BIRTHDAY 

Moon's P.O.V 

''I am finally going to be a teenager today at 9AM eek!''  ''oh wait no one is going to celebrate my birthday like every year.'' ''I guess its time for school let's go atleast my bestie is nice to me.'' (Btw her bestie's name is Min jisoo). ''Amma, Appa I am going to school'' ''we dont give a shit about where you go! do whatever you want to brat! Just come back home before 10pm after doing your whatever shit or else you will face consequences''appa said. ''Why are my parents so different cant I just have a normal childhood and soon teenage life?'' well I guess let's just do ''My Whatever shit''

Authors P.O.V 

Moon heads out of their house and walks to school which is just 5 minutes away. (Btw Moon pays her school fees herself by working in a 5star hotel.) She reaches the school and see's her bestie at the gate with her bag on her side.

Moon's P.O.V 

I reach school pretty fast and by that I mean an hour fast cause I dont like staying at home. I look up towards the school gate and see my bestie, I quickly ran up to her and give her a bear hug. She does the same. We love spending time together like normal besties but there is a reason we are besties, she is my friend and the oy person who knows about my toxic life. ''Hey Nora what's up?''( we have secret names which we gave eachother her real name is jisoo but I gave her name as Nora. my real name is Moon but she kept my name as Akira) 

Jisoo's P.O.V 

''hey boyfriend what happened why the sudden hug?(btw Moon is a tomboy so jisoo calls her boyfriend besides akira and Moon calls jisoo girlfriend beside Nora) ''You know a boyfriend can hug her girlfriend any time he wants''Moon said. ''you know your not my real boyfriend akira but since your my bestie I give you permission to do so''then I give akira a bear hug.

Moon's P.O.V 

''yah! you bad girlfriend have some respect towards your bf/bestie/only friend''. ''hah fine Akira, now let's go to class my legs will fall apart now OOF''said Jisoo.''HEHE fine let's go Nora''
 
Authors P.O.V 

The two best friends go in and and have their daily classes. After that they both go to the hotel where Moon works so that Moon can do her part time job and then they can go to jisoo's bungalow to play some video games.(yes, bungalow because jisoo is secretly a millionaire and that secret o ly Moon knows).

AT WORK
Authors P.O.V 
The two best friends go inside. Jisoo goes and sits in the guest area and Moon goes and changes into her waitress uniform and does her hair into a neat bun, and heads to the main reception area for her daily orders from the manager. Surprisingly the manager tells her that from now she would be head of staff so she would only have a two hour work shift instead of a 6 hours one. The manager also says that her that she didnt have any shifts today and she would start work again from tomorrow. In the middle of all this she had completely forgotten about her birthday and it was 5.30 pm now!

Moon's P.O.V 
Eeeeeek! finally I got a promotion and no work for today hurrah! woohoo! let's go to the guest area now I bet jisoo is gonna squeal in delight cause now we can play games and have enough time to complete our favourite kdrama 'HWARANG : The poet warrior youth'
yay let's goooooo...

Authors P.O.V 
Moon heads out of the reception area and heads towards the guest area. But little did she know a surprise awaits for her over there...

                            CLIFFHANGER😋😎😏

The battle between Feng Yun website and Zhong Dian website had attracted the attention of the entire online novel industry.
Previously, the meteor-like rise of Zhong Dian website had already been seen as a miracle by everyone. Now that Feng Yun website was growing much stronger, these few days, everyone, including novel writers, was paying attention to which party would win and which would lose.
In Zhong Dian website's Great Gods group chat.
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "I really don't know what the results of this battle would be. This set of consecutive attacks from Feng Yun side is too strong, I really don't have any ideas on how to handle it. If worst comes to worst, why don't we activate our readers and get them to just write some random stories to increase the volume?" 
Treasure Slayer: "What the heck, Young Master is such a good person, he's thrown in one million just in exchange for one contact detail. If he really loses, I won't be able to bear with this injustice. Why don't we specially write a chapter to scold them?"
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "Young Master doesn't want us to do that, in case people say we're creating hype over it. Sigh, why don't we wait for a while more? Young Master is always able to create miracles. Anyway, it's just these few days, we'll just have to wait…"
Treasure Slayer: "Alright, we can only do that. I'll wait for two more days, at most. And if things still don't get better, I'll activate all my fellow readers to write some random novels. At the very least, I have to do my best."
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "Mm, OK. By then, I'll activate some of them as well."
…
"Manager Zhang, currently Feng Yun website already has 1,000 more novels than us that are updated within three days." The secretary stared at the documents in his hands with his forehead brimming with sweat, as he anxiously said, "If we still don't think of a way, Young Master will lose the bet this time!"
"Sigh, the other party obviously has an expert with him, I don't have any good ideas now." Manager Zhang Wenyang rubbed his temples as he helplessly said, "They have practically blocked all our routes. We can't possibly learn from them and hold that so-called writing contest, right?"
"Yes, sigh, Luo Xue's incident is such a pity. Had we properly created hype using it, the effect would probably be much better than now…" Once he thought about how they might lose in the bet this time, the secretary's face was full of regret.
After all, Hong Dali was quite caring to the people around him.
Other than usually giving tips whenever he liked to, most importantly, Hong Dali's personality was also good. If he lost, who would be able to bear with it?
"Sigh, I'm not sure how Young Master thinks about this." Zhang Wenyang sighed. "Forget it, it's exactly because of this personality of his that makes us willing to work so hard for him. I'll go and ask Young Master's side again about what they're planning to do about this. If worse comes to worst, we'll do our best to develop the smartphone reading app. After all, that would mean that we've tried our very best."
"Yes." Speaking up to this point, someone suddenly frantically ran inside, and once he entered the room, he exclaimed, "Manager Zhang, good news, good news! Young Master's side has finally done something!"
"Really?!" Zhang Wenyang stood up at once and anxiously said, "What exactly is Young Master planning to do, quickly say it! So that we can do our best to cooperate over here as well!"
"Good news, very good news! This idea is just too great!" That person happily said, "The idea that came from Sister Xiaoyi's side is to sue Feng Yun website for making a pirated smartphone Feng Yun app! Pirated!"
"What the heck! This is good!" Zhang Wenyang ferociously clapped his hands. "Pirated, haha! Pirated! As long as there's concrete evidence, we'll be able to get rid of them with just one slap! Moreover, they'd still need to monetarily compensate us!"
Speaking up to this point, Zhang Wenyang violently slammed the table and said to the secretary in a stern voice, "Listen carefully! You know very well about how strict our nation is towards piracy, right? This time, it's a great opportunity for us to launch our ultimate counterattack! Throw in money, throw in lots of money into this! Go to the finance department at once to take 10 million, and find me the best team of lawyers! The best one! The greatest one! There mustn't be any mistakes!"
"OK! I'll go right away!" Upon hearing this, the secretary was greatly delighted. He was about to leave when he was stopped by Zhang Wenyang again. "Also, announce this piece of news! The wider the scope, the better! The more people who know about this, the better!"
"OK, I'll do it right away!"
…
Just when the various author group chats were paying attention to the battle this time, there was another huge and drastic twist that turned the tables around.
Zhong Dian website filed a complaint and sued Feng Yun website for making a pirated smartphone reading app. 
Once this piece of news was released, the entire online novel industry was shocked!
After all, in this world, Heavenly State placed extreme emphasis over copyright issues. After all, only by protecting the copyrights well could creativity be encouraged. If someone had a good idea and then a big company was to directly copy it and get rid of the original version, who would still go and start up a new project? Everyone could just wait to copy it from others.
On the online novel forum—
Author One: "Feng Yun website, don't you find yourselves too shameless? The other party thought of all ways and means before they managed to develop a smartphone reading app, and you can just copy it from them so casually. Ah, alright, don't you think you need to compensate for the money and time taken to develop it?"
Author Two: "Fight fight fight! Fight against Feng Yun website! It previously had the cheek to say that Zhong Dian website was using Luo Xue's incident to create hype. I think you are the fellows who don't have any bottom lines of morality. You actually pirated your reading app! Nice game you played there, taking things from others and making them your own because you can't make them yourself!"
Author Three: "Proud of joining Zhong Dian website, ashamed to associate myself with Feng Yun website!"
Author Four: "Aiya, if piracy is acceptable, then is it legal for me to plagiarize from other novels? What fundamental differences are there between piracy and copying? At least I don't discover any differences in them. They're all taking other people's things to use it as their own. Everyone, am I right?"
Now, the public opinion had all been diverted towards Zhong Dian website. If previously there were still people who doubted Hong Dali's motive regarding Luo Xue's incident, then once news of piracy appeared, all the authors became supportive of Hong Dali.
Knockoffs, pirated version, plagiarism—these were the most taboo topics in the online novel industry!
If a hard to come by book written had become popular, and then it was copied and plagiarized, nobody would feel good about it.
Thus, in the online novel industry, you could be immoral and resort to all tricks and means, but you definitely couldn't plagiarize or commit acts of piracy, or else you'd definitely be criticized by everyone! And it would definitely be impossible for you to survive in the online novel industry in the future.
Of course, when there was support, there would be objections as well.
At times, there would still be people speaking up for Feng Yun website. But once the topic was posted, it would be drowned amidst the strong waves of discussions.
…
In the various authors' group chats.
Everyone was paying attention to the results of the complaint this time. Countless authors commented countless times in their authors' group chats, and all the topics were revolving around the big case of the infringement of copyright by Feng Yun website this time.
Everyone was waiting, waiting for the final results. Hong Dali's supporters were anticipating that Hong Dali would win the final victory. And the authors at Feng Yun website were also looking forward to being able to get to know the final truth.
Knockoffs, piracy, plagiarism, these were all absolutely intolerable by online novel authors.
It was because, in this day and age, creativity was the king!
If a nation wanted to develop and progress, creativity was the most important.
If problems of piracy and plagiarism were not controlled, it would greatly affect the motivation of creative minds. Something that one had painstakingly created being copied by big companies just like that, and then they crushed and attacked the original version instead. Such a thing was scary just thinking about it.
…
In Zhong Dian website's Great Gods group chat.
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "What the heck, such a thing actually happened. I'd previously really never paid much attention to it. I didn't think about this, how could I neglect something so important?"
Treasure Slayer: "Hahaha, that group of idiots was so arrogant. This time, they've gotten into trouble, right? Damn it, this is called justice has long arms. Serves them right!"
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "Accordingly, the place where the court hearing will be conducted will be at our Tianjing Supreme People's Court. Are you going?"
Treasure Slayer: "Yes, of course I have to go! But should I activate the readers to come along as well?"
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "This… I suggest you don't. There's quite a lot of volatility regarding legal procedures. What if, I'm saying what if, Young Master loses the case?"
Treasure Slayer: "Mm, that's true. There were some changes in public opinion online again, and many people are saying that it's groundless accusations. But I think that since Young Master dares to file a complaint, he definitely has vital evidence. Or else he'd definitely not sue them just like that. How about this, let's go and find some good friends to go and take a look? The minimum level of similarity to be counted as piracy is 60%. I think that even if it doesn't reach this number, at least it won't deviate too much from it. This time, it will definitely impact Feng Yun website greatly!" 
Dark Dragon of the Universe: "Mm, makes sense! Then we'll go and activate our friends now. Those staying in Tianjing will all come over! Oh right, also, ask the authors at Feng Yun website that you know to contact the readers to come over as well!"
Treasure Slayer: "OK! I can do this!"
…
Feng Yun website headquarters building.
"Young Master," GM Liu's forehead brimmed with sweat as he said, "Our Feng Yun app has been sued by Zhong Dian website! They're suing us for piracy! Now, many books have stopped updating, and the authors clearly expressed that they would only update and continue writing their books after the results are out! If we lose in this case…"
"Idiot, what are you so scared for!" Ko Gohon ferociously said, "Back when we developed it, we only reproduced at most 51 to 52% of the source code. It has a very big difference from 60%. Damn it, do you think I wouldn't be aware of the copyright protection act? Look at how anxious you are, you can't even stay composed, how can you do big things?!"
"This… This… OK, I got it. Then Young Master, how should I make the arrangements?" GM Liu cautiously asked.
"Hire a team of lawyers, hire the best team of lawyers!" Ko Gohon stubbed out his cigarette. "How can we miss such a good opportunity?! We can take this opportunity to hit back and sue them for defamation!"
"OK, Young Master, I got it. I'll go right away!" GM Liu, soaked in sweat, went to make the arrangements.
"Uncle Kazuma, I've done alright with the arrangements this time, right?" After GM Liu had left, Ko Gohon cautiously observed Shiroishi Kazuma's expression and asked, "Do we need to do anything else?" 
"At the moment, it's fine. We don't need to do anything else." Shiroishi Kazuma closed his eyes and insipidly said, "Invite the best lawyer in our Jaban Empire over here. This time, we'll completely get rid of Hong Dali!"
"OK!"
…
Thus, after a night full of scheming, the next day, at 9:00 AM, the biggest copyright infringement case trial in the decade in Heavenly State started…


"I have to squander; otherwise, won't it be a waste of my parent's talent at earning money?" Hong Dali answers a reporter's question matter-of-factly. 

Just after the interview ends, Hong Dali opens the Great Prodigal System's interface and looks at the various good stuff displayed in it. Stroking his chin, he mumbles to himself, "I just need to squander 200 billion yuan more to exchange for the blueprint of the core technology, Engine Destruction, found in the strongest humanoid mecha weapon, Neo Granzon. Looks like I'll have to work harder!"

"I want to splurge! I want to squander!"


"What? You're the author of [Stories About The Ming Dynasty]. 

Returning home, Jiang Dejun walked in to be shocked by Jiang Cheng! 

Jiang Cheng was actually the author of [Stories About The Ming Dynasty].

"So the reason why you didn't go to Hainan with us, was because you actually wanted to stay home and write a novel? I thought you gave up on writing and wanted to become an actor?" Jiang Dejun asked, completely puzzled.

"Yeah, Xiao Cheng, are you picking up writing again?" Jiang Cheng's mother Gao Linlan asked puzzled.
 
"I never put it down and I still plan to act. I've had the idea for [Stories About The Ming Dynasty] for a while now but I was afraid of affecting my studies, so I pushed it aside till now!" Jiang Cheng lied.

"But when did you become interested in history? Let alone the Ming Dynasty?" Jiang Dejun quizzed, still with doubts.

"There's a quote online that sparked my interest and gave me inspiration - There is no China without the Qing Dynasty and no Qing Dynasty without the Ming Dynasty. I became very interested in the Ming Dynasty, so I collected information and began to write a book about the Ming Dynasty. A lot of it is thanks to your collection, Dad! Otherwise I couldn't find such a wealth of information on my own."  Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the thick stack of history books on the computer desk.

Bright Moon was his son.

Jiang Dejun thought, realizing the reality of his situation. He was stuck in two minds, pride and sheer surprise, his son had surpassed his expectations with this one. 
 
When he learned that Jiang Cheng wasn't just randomly hiding behind the scenes but in actual fact waiting for them to arrive back in order to discuss the matter of publishing. Jiang Dejun and Gao Linlan were relieved and the issue of publishing [Stories About The Ming Dynasty] became the main focus.

"I suggest you choose one of those large publishing houses. I think People's Literature Publishing House would be good. These large-scale publishing houses are generally more formal. They have their own sales models and networks, but they are also more prone to bullying. Their share splits are very low, and authors can generally only get 5 to 15% of book sales. 

Only well-known authors and novels can get over 15%. But the average author can only take less than 8%. So when you talk to these publishers, you must pay attention to grasp their bottom line and maintain your bottom line as well or else they will squeeze you dry." Jiang Dejun as an industry expert explained, giving advice.

"So that's how it is, what about those smaller publishing houses?" Jiang Cheng nodded. Fortunately, there was someone in his family who knew the inside story, otherwise he could have potentially lost several million. Because in his memory, sales for [Stories About The Ming Dynasty] in his previous life exceeded 10 million copies making it the best-selling historiography in 30 years.

"Well naturally, smaller publishing houses can't compete in terms of reach and network, which leads them to take more risks. These small publishing houses generally look for newcomers with potential to raise. Whilst also swooping in from time to time when those large publishing houses turn down less profitable books. They live in the cracks of the larger publishing houses. As for their share splits, it's slightly higher but overall pretty similar to those of larger publishing houses."

"Why don't they increase the percentage split to attract well-known authors?"

"It's not that they don't want to, but they don't dare. If they did, then they would have to face the joint suppression of the major publishing houses. Every industry has its own rules, and some rules can't be broken. "

Jiang Cheng understood the principle but seeing how badly authors were currently being squeezed, he couldn't help but feel slightly unresigned.

"Dad, what would you think about me handing over [Stories About The Ming Dynasty] to Southern Weekly for publication and distribution?" Jiang Cheng asked, putting forward his own idea.

Jiang Dejun said with relief: "As the CEO of Southern Weekly, naturally I would love to have [Stories About The Ming Dynasty] at Southern Weekly; but as your father, I have to remind you to think over your choices carefully before making a decision, after all, although Southern Weekly isn't small, it's definitely not a huge publishing house, so the benefits you could gain might not be comparable. I need to discuss it with your Uncle Xu, but I estimate that we can give you a maximum of 30%. This is because of your current popularity and the fact that you are family, otherwise it would be 20% at most. "

Jiang Cheng nodded seriously and said, "Understood, I'll talk to Uncle Xu then before making a decision."

Jiang Cheng a screenwriter is reincarnated to 2001, into the seventeen-year-old body of another Jiang Cheng. 

Clutching onto the dreams of his previous life he attempts to succeed where he previously failed. 

He starts from scratch, as a small-time screenwriter writing television shows and movie scripts. 

Filled with dreams of becoming a generational  entertainment legend and establishing an entertainment empire he takes the road to become the King of Film.

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*Discord: https://discord.gg/TeTKhzp

Why not try my other books: Angel of Death, King of Sports and Rebirth of the Entertainment Giant

A good number of authors in Webnovels are still going to school. I always felt respect for these authors because they are able to sneak some time in their busy schedule to still write their stories. 

There are a few authors I know like Rianolinon, and Zehell who updates on a daily basis. These two are the princesses of the 'Daily Updates and Fantasy section' and their novels are often featured on a weekly basis. 

There was an author in the Inkstone Server that once said that as long as you can update on a daily/regular basis, you will get readers. In my opinion, this is very true. When I was still a reader, I prefer reading novels that are updated on a daily basis. It gives me something to look forward to every day.

Also, updating on a daily basis gives you a higher chance to appear on the "Daily Updates Section" that can only be seen (I think) when using browsers. Well, most people read using their cellphones while others (like me) prefer to read them using a desktop.

For new writers who want to have traction/exposure in Webnovels, uploading daily chapters might give you that fan base you are hoping for. Of course, you also need to write an interesting story in order to make them stay. 

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Mr.McGuffin: @Rianolinon You are supposed to be writing.

Rianolinon: I am writing I swear.

Mr.McGuffin: Now you are sharing roblox accounts hehe.

Namake: Jesus! You've had an account since 2010

Rianolinon: No. I played in 2010, not account. My first account was made in 2011.

Namake: Ah. My account is a 2011 account.

Rianolinon: I was like 5 years old in 2010. I didnt know anything about email. How in the world would I make an account? Lol

Namake: Lmao.

Reinesse: Y'all are crazy.

Rianolinon: No we're not.

Reinesse: I was playing cooking mama at five yo.

Rianolinon: Well, I was playing plants vs zombies.

Namake: That reminds me, I've been wanting to download overcooked.

Reinesse: Same.

Rianolinon: Some strategy game that involved like different teams. 

Mr.McGuffin: I played Roblox "Illegally" in elementary school becoz I could trick the teachers into thinking it was something else.

Rianolinon: and u needed to get resources, and build stuff, and get troops then wage war that game was so difficult.

Namake: @Mr. McGuffin I have done 3 school projects where I used roblox or minecraft to build them. God I miss highschool *sob emoticon* It was so goddamn easy.

Mr.McGuffin: My school system has a vendetta against tech.

Rianolinon: I suck, I dont do homework. I surprisingly type my novel once a day, but I don't do homework. Priorities at best. Just like how I should have finished typing my chapter 2 hours ago.

Elyon: You got your priorities messed up.

Rianolinon: Yet I am still typing it.

Mishak: How do guys manage school and writing?

Rianolinon: School work in school. If I don't finish well rip me.

Mishak: You find time to finish school work in school?

Rianolinon: Nah. I don't even do it.

Mr.McGuffin: Ummm, work school work writing coffee then the cycle repeats lol. That is my summer schedule at least.

Mishak: It was impossible to do anything other than school work especially when I was in high school.

Mr.McGuffin: haha. Nah, HS is a joke. I've had one hard class and that was bc the teacher hated me.

Mishak: HS is a joke? *flushed emoticon*

Mr.McGuffin: still got an A. Yeah I finished all my HS requirements by my 11th grade year. I can technically graduate a year early, but i get free college classes if I don't so.

Mishak: Hmm well, it was one of the busiest times college was fun.

Rianolinon: Hey, do realize Mr.McGuffin literally gets 100% on everything don't even talk to that inhuman being.

Mishak: Haha.

Rianolinon: I'm human ok, I'm getting C's.

Mishak: Me too @Rianolinon

Mr.McGuffin: College is okay so far. But all I'm doing is the classes in the morning then racing back to my HS for all my electives like Building construction.

Rianolinon: Honestly what should I go for in college if I want to be an author?

Mr.McGuffin: idk.

Rianolinon: Or should I just go for Computer Science anyway?

Mr.McGuffin: I'm gonna be an engineer.

Mishak: Go for Journalism.

Rianolinon: My delicate fingers aren't made for engineering.

Mr.McGuffin: Hehe, it is just a bunch of math numbers instead of words.

Murakami: My delicate brain isn't made for engineering.

Mishak: I hated HS math.

[A/N: Math hated me.]

Rianolinon: Misha what are u taking right now?

Mr.McGuffin: hehe.

Mishak: I hated HS physics.

Elyon: Why don't you just take teaching course for English? @Rianolinon and teach kids.

Mr.McGuffin: I LOVED PHYSICS.

Rianolinon: Elyon because stage fright.

Elyon: You want to be a streamer and you got stage fright?

Mishak: @Rianolinon I had bio major.

Rianolinon: Besides, I don't talk much. So, streamer and literally stage fright two different things I hide my face.

Murakami: lol

Elyon: *facepalm emoticon*

Mr.McGuffin: I used to be too scared to talk in game chats.

Xan: No wonder when I watch your stream @Rianolinon You don't talk.

Murakami: hnnn.

Rianolinon: Well, I do talk well. Only the 3 recent streams.

Elyon: Well?

Rianolinon: Since headset with mic came.

Elyon: Then why don't you try?

Rianolinon: last week or 2 weeks, but I TRY. I TRY OKAY, but I speak so softly.

Mr.McGuffin: Hey aren't you supposed to be typing?

Rianolinon: Mic barely captures my voice.

Mishak: @Rianolinon you should go for journalism.

Elyon: Nothing will be lost by trying. Get out of your safety zone and start beating some kids with a stick.

[A/N: I was just being sarcatic ok? Kids, don't do this at home!]

Rianolinon: I published already What is journalism?

Mr.McGuffin: okay @Elyon Literally all teachers know how to do.

Mishak: News anchor, writing for newspapers TV, etc kinda.

Mr.McGuffin: I've had 2 good teachers.

Rianolinon: I mean, that's some decent pay I was watching some Youtube ad.

Elyon: Journalism is a good course if you plan to stream and be a vlogger.

Rianolinon: "Quick tips on earning money just by typing" something about typing for blogs and stuff $45/1hr.

Mishak: Nothing lol.

Mr.McGuffin: If i could type as fast you guys I wouldn't mind such jobs.

Elyon: Do you need fast typing speed to flip burger patties?

Rianolinon: Nah.

Elyon: xD

Mr.McGuffin: Yes. Hehe.

Rianolinon: How much is the salary of Mcdonalds anyway?

Elyon: They don't accept cats.

Rianolinon: NYAA.

Elyon: You better try cat cafes. They employ cats there.

Mr.McGuffin: I have a friend who works at McDonald. But only because they are one of the few places in my town hiring minors.

Rianolinon: Gonna switch to phone.

Mr.McGuffin: It is min wage not salary.

Xan: McDonald here pay $10 / day.

Mr.McGuffin: I feel bad for you.

Elyon: It depends on the country. Here in the Philippines you can buy a whole cake for $10.

Mr.McGuffin: Ours pays $8.55 an hour and you work (As a minor) for 6-8 hours.

Rianolinon: I'm angry I hit restart instead of shutdown.

Mr.McGuffin: Smooth.

Elyon: A WHOLE CAKE and my niece from Australia said when she came for a visit "EVERYTHING HERE IS CHEAP!" lmao.

Rianolinon: Head to Vietnam. That's the definition of cheap.

Mishak: or Burma.

Rianolinon: I can literally survive on meals in Vietnam for an entire week with 1 usd.

Elyon: Holy Crap! That's cheap!

Reinesse: Wow.

Mishak: No. It isn't like that.

Mr.McGuffin: I carry $100 on me at all times so I'd get robbed. lol

Elyon: I almost believed her. *glares at cat person*

Mishak: *joy emoticon*

Rianolinon: I'm Vietnamese. I've been to Vietnam multiple times.

Mishak: Bah.

Elyon: You mean you just eat noodles and eggs for a week and call that eating.

Rianolinon: My family in Vietnam owns a restaurant.

Elyon: Lmao. I see.

Mishak: @Rianolinon Do you have a passport? *joy emoticon*

Rianolinon: Yes. Do you want me to get kicked out of America that badly? 

Mishak: Ah then I believe her.

Elyon: So you are able to survive eating steamed vegetables.

Reinesse: @Rianolinon Ofc you can survive in Viet for one week you don't have to pay for food!

Rianolinon: I mean, Ur rite, I don't.

Elyon: Facepalms.

Mr.McGuffin: Exposed.

Elyon: Someone stop me. I'll stab this cat!

Mishak: *joy emoticon* ew.

Mr.McGuffin: This is how I feel about this conversation. It gets worse the more you read into it

Rianolinon: $1 for an entire week is maybe too exaggerated. $3 for an entire week just on food. I only need $1 though Dun eat much.

Mishak: @Rianolinon rest.

Rianolinon: No.

Mishak: You need that now.

Rianolinon: No! It's only 11:00 pm

Mishak: go to sleep.

Rianolinon: Nyaa! Why must I sleep nya!

Mishak: Kiddos need to sleep at that hour.

Rianolinon: Nyo!!!

Mishak: goodnight.

Rianolinon: Nyo!


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Authors Thoughts

This past week, my friends that are still in University/College had their exams. Most of them were very anxious about their upcoming tests and were studying (or not) diligently to pass them. 

Because of this, some were not able to write their chapters because they had to study. I can only wish them the best (and laugh at their misery). May all of you be able to pass your exams with flying (failing) colors!

*Evil Smirk*

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P.S The Cover Drawing is not mine. I just find it nice so I used it. Full credits go to the owner.

Happy Anniversary webnovel.com. This is just a checklist of all suggestions and demands I read and felt people asking for including my own. I wanted to do it way before, but I procrastinated. Anyway, since this is a great day, I am including a Special bonus as a fan reader without permission (Hope I don't get DMCA). 
https://activity.webnovel.com/62145857/index 

An elegantly dressed Chinese man in his thirties sat before me. He claimed he was from webnovel.com and came to interview me since I somehow got into the Hall of Fame for face smacking. He was pretty ordinary looking but he had the confident eyes and gentle appearance that called for a beating. But I knew instinctively, he is dangerous. Step on him thinking he was a weak prey, and he will bite you back like a vicious snake. A smacker.
He started talking in extremely fluent English.

"Welcome everyone. I am yours '2.'
This is a special program to celebrate QI's first anniversary
(then he started talking fast)
This program is brought to you by "Nefarious  Affairs" a story by KiBiBiK.
https://www.webnovel.com/book/10332848305006905/Nefarious-%22EVIL%22-Affairs
(comment: I am not hoping to win the powerstone race by this ad, just trying to get more readers. Please leave your comments as they encourage me more than powerstones.).
Now that we got the boring part done, let's begin the program."

Interviewer: "We have here with us the person who had claimed to have kicked ass and shameless enough to beg me to advertise his lousy novel. KiBiBiK, mainly known before as KingBiBiK."
KiBiBiK: (slap) What's with that? Do you have an issue? I never claimed anything anywhere. 
Interviewer: Oh. I said it wrong then. Here we have KingBiBiK who kicked ass and entered the Hall of Fame with an evaluation of Max Face Smacking skills.
KiBiBiK: I would not claim that. I still have to improve. I want to lead a peaceful simple life. But what can I do when people give me recognition. It's really hard living unnoticed.
Interviewer: Is that so?
KiBiBiK: If not why would they send someone to interview me, especially someone who is proud and talented like you. That just EMPHASISES my importance because I am the one getting interviewed.
Interviewer: (slap) Maybe I am here to humble you?
KiBiBiK: I am already humble, maybe QI sent someone to me knowing I can humble him.
Interviewer: (Smack) Then let's start the interview.
KiBiBiK: I believe the readers will get bored if it goes like this. So I am going to mention a checklist I made for QI to keep in mind and hopefully implement later.


Authors should be able to see 
>view counts. (both cumulative and unique if possible)
>'added to library' counts
>each chapter rating average and how many people rated.
Authors should get a follow ability after writing a certain amount of words.
This follow ability allows the readers to follow the author directly.
> Inkstone in mobile.
> Bold, italics (I don't care honestly)
> Delete story. (They can do it themselves or they can send a request to you for it.)
> Separate page for Originals in powerstones. (check)
> New stones if possible (@BaiSiwa's suggestion)
> New ways to popularize Originals.

Popularity ranking
> Explain how popularity ranking works
> Criteria it takes into account
> When it gets updated (daily? hourly?)
> Is it based on cumulative or weekly data? (Because it doesn't fucking make any sense sometimes.)
> Get rid of deleted novels. It's annoying to see them above yours.
Old demands
> Sorting ability for the library (Read later, following, favorites)

Tough and future suggestions
> Friend system between users
> Private messaging
> Notification for chapter comments for authors (on/off should be choosable)
> Ability to link your reviews to each title respectively. (Only viewed privately)
> Start encouraging people to read Originals with exp. Since exp required is going exponentially make tasks that encourage reading and commenting. 
> Author approved exp (authors can get to give a couple of exp each day to the best comments). Authors get this ability after reaching a threshold or getting an achievement.
> 100, 1000,10000 comments task as a long-term exp goal.
> comments can be manipulated but how about exp for 100 likes, 1000 likes and 10000 likes. 
> encourage involvement instead of giving 10 exp to one translation rating. Give task to that as well.

This is for all readers.
A simple guide to tackling translated novels and its rating system.

Consider this after 20 ratings. (What's below is a general assumption and does not apply to all novels. Especially Original novels.)
4.8+ = Godly
4.7   = Awesome read
4.6   = extremely good
4.5   = Great work
4.4 = Great work but with some issues.
4.2-4.3 = Good work that has great potential.
4.0 -4.2= Most like it, some don't
3.8 - 3.9= Usually something badly executed. Half like it, Half hate it.
3.5-3.8 = Usually Bad with some liking it.
3.0 -3.5 = Usually Trash
<3.0 = not even Gods can save them

KiBiBiK: That's it. I forgot the rest.
Interviewer: Oh. What was the point for all these lists?
KiBiBiK: I don't know. Just trying to do something useful.
Interviewer: We haven't done the interview properly anyway. Talking about you only make the readers bored. So this checklist is better in that aspect.
KiBiBiK: (slap) True. Just curious. It's kinda weird getting an interview like this. Oh. you did not tell me your name properly. What's with that nickname of yours '2.' Do you have diarrhea or something having to go for number 2 all the time?
Interviewer: (slap) Haha. That's just a nickname I once used. I have no problem with telling you my name, just you have to keep it a secret.
KiBiBiK: What's special about your name? Is it funny?
Interviewer: Not exactly. My name is Zhang Ye.
KiBiBiK: Zhang Ye? I remember this name from somewhere. Oh. Right. Zhang Ye the MC of I'm Really a Superstar.
Interviewer: That's right. 
KiBiBiK: Nice. You have a famous name.
Interviewer: Not exactly. That name became famous BECAUSE IT'S MY NAME.
I'm ZHANG YE. The MC you just talked about in IRAS.

KiBiBiK: (Face smacked 100%) WWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTT???????????

Wanna see the rest, leave your comments below.

He broke free from the shackles that bound him for all these years, let go of all the relations he had, and ran away from the responsibility that had become a burden to him. 
Boian did not have many expectations other than to live peacefully.
What a pleasant dream? It's funny how a monster who should be crushing others dreams started to dream about peaceful life.

He knew he couldn't live like normal humans. Living to old age with a loving wife and giving birth to a bunch of children was not possible for him anymore. He couldn't live in isolation either due to the food needed to maintain his Heart. The deeply rooted ideology and training he received in food consumption prevented him from doing so.

He knew his very own existence did not allow him to live peacefully, yet he tried. But, everything changed when he met a strange girl in his peaceful way of living. A meeting that changed his expectations and pulled him back to the shackles, relations, and responsibility he tried to escape from but this time with no chance of escape.
It was because, she gave him the fiercest stimulant that makes or breaks a man, 'Ambition.'
He wanted to go back to where he was kicked out with his head high and beat the people who dared to look down on him. 

Even if it was the DEVIL himself.

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Author half asleep: Simply put. A poor fellow gets messed up real hard by a chick and gets thrown back into the good vs evil cliche war he tried to escape from. Whether the chick be a blessing to him or a burden to him forms the story. 


Tags: Adventure, Heavy romance [No cliche harem but there are affairs(pun intended)]. Also a lot of action later on.

I am a newbie...So be gentle with me plz..
(@Webnovel.com How do I put a cute pic under this?)

(Currently under lot of irl work: On pause)

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