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Perverted Daddy System
“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?” As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place. [Installing files. 1% done…] As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...] I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch. “Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…” […12%...13%...14%...] Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities. The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength. Nope, the first is out. The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text. The third possibility … [Installation successful!] The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes… The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications. [Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!] Fuck… TAGS: Mind control, manipulation, corruption, sleep sex, rape, blackmail, oyakodon
PinkCulture · 現実
4.9
#SLICEOFLIFE #GENIUS #CAMPUS #ACADEMY #HIGHIQ #URBAN #LIGHTNOVEL #FACESLAPPING #BIGSHOT #ELEGANT
Super God-Level Top Student
"Seek poetry within rigorous logic, understand the essence of existence in endless exploration." —Qiao Ze Welcome to a school prodigy novel without a system, where intelligence crushes all, for your appreciation! PS: This text is a light-hearted daily life story of a school prodigy. Readers who do not enjoy slice-of-life stories, please consume with caution.
A bucket of pudding · 都市
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#ORIGINALDUNGEON
Saving the World in an Apocalypse-Style Text Game
Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation". Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure. Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world… Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent. While other Apostles can only use one game character… Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use. While other Apostles are still using weak human characters... Lin Xun is already using powerful monster BOSS characters. … Then one day, when Lin Xun brings a terrifying BOSS into the real world... "Would you believe me if I said I'm here to save the world?"
Senior Brother The Sword Crafter · SF
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#HIGHIQ #BEAST TAMING #IMAGINATION
This Text Adventure Game is definitely poisonous
It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.
Pentacolored Seven Characters · SF
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#DAILY
Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In
Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.
Fox In The Box · SF
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Funny memes
Funny memes that make you laugh
Shaik_Ateeq_8108 · ファンタジー
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Legenda Naga Menantu
Text:""" Tak pernah keluarga Jord menduga bahwa menantu mereka, seorang pecundang di mata mereka, ternyata adalah Sang Penguasa Naga yang telah hidup selama ribuan tahun... """
Sky Luo · 都市
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#SYSTEM #COMEDY #MAGIC #OVERPOWERED #ISEKAI #ABANDONED #ELVES
Internet Cafe in a Fantasy World
In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."
Meagerton · ファンタジー
4.2
#REINCARNATION #KINGDOMBUILDING #HISTORICAL
Legend of Fuyao
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!
World Convergence · 歴史
4.4
A Royal Pain In The Texts
What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... "What are you hiding?" "An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?
Crystal · 都市
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Wrong Number
Nikki is Chad's secretary and is half a step closer to losing her job. She is defined as clumsy and forgetful. Chad is so close to ridding her of her job. One fateful night, she texts her nude image to her boss, will this cost her job or...
faithodulesi · 都市
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Texting
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DaoisttsteGF · 歴史
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#COMEDY
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED
This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
DCreativeApkDev · ファンタジー
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Fnaf Texting Stories 2
Bryce_Mahaffey · ファンタジー
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#COMEDY
The book of memes
The Book of heckin memes
CountWatermelonTM · 現実
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Texting with Unknown
loukji · 若者
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the great memes
Charizard_X_Gaming · 現実
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Lol Memes lol
Eric_Schmidt · ファンタジー
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funny funny fyi
Jakshi_max · ファンタジー
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#COMEDY
Funny Chats
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
dtjiappdev1999 · ファンタジー
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