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A Esposa Gênio do Bilionário

O mundo de Scarlett desmorona quando ela é dopada e forçada a se casar com um velho viúvo podre de rico com cinco filhos. Tentando escapar de seu aparentemente inevitável problema, ela aceita a oferta de um casamento por contrato de um ano com um homem misterioso. Ele promete que isso a tirará dos problemas de seu casamento hostilmente arranjado. Ela aceita a oferta. Se tudo correr bem, em um ano ela será uma mulher livre e independente... No entanto, muitas coisas tomam um rumo inesperado. O casamento por contrato fez a vida da Scarlett parecer um passeio na montanha-russa. Uma mistura de emoção e entusiasmo, inferno temido e paraíso alegre. Prepare-se para uma história cativante que prende sua atenção do começo ao fim, desvendando os enigmáticos segredos da vida de Scarlett. ******* Apenas uma pessoa louca aceitaria sua oferta. E, no momento, ela não se encaixa nessa categoria. Sua mente ainda é sã.

Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Genro do Rei Dragão

Agenda de lançamentos normal - 2 capítulos em todos os dias da semana/ sem lançamentos nos fins de semana. Hao Ren, um estudante universitário comum, salvou uma pequena menina que caiu do céu. Por acidente, ele engoliu um "doce" que caiu do corpo da menina e de alguma forma se tornou o genro do Rei Dragão...... Sua vida virou de cabeça para baixo a partir daquele ponto. Há dragões neste mundo? E eles estão vivendo lado a lado com os humanos? As antigas mitologias chinesas realmente aconteceram? Hao Ren teve a chance de experimentar um novo mundo que estava escondido dos humanos comuns. Apesar das emoções que acompanhavam a nova descoberta, havia desafios ao longo do caminho. Ele pensou que sua vida fácil como genro do Rei Dragão seria tranquila e descolada, mas conspirações e correntes ocultas estavam vindo em sua direção. Notas do tradutor: este romance foi escrito há algum tempo, e suas estatísticas não são tão boas quanto as dos romances mais recentes. No entanto, a trama é ótima, e o desenvolvimento dos personagens e emoções entre eles são os pontos altos do romance. Eu li este romance mais de três vezes, e espero que todos vocês gostem tanto quanto eu.

Internet Cafe in a Fantasy World

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

In Love with a Stranger

Eden McBride has terrible luck with both men and job hunting so she is stuck working in a kids' pizza restaurant after finishing college. The last thing she expected was that her perfect match would be her coworker in the dog mascot costume. Troy is kind, funny, and has a great taste in books and movies but there is one problem...she has never seen his face. Eden doesn't realize there is a second, bigger problem. Troy has another secret involving the rather compelling reason to keep his face hidden. Can love blossom under the weight of those secrets? *Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*

Legend of Fuyao

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

TAKDIR CINTA SANG RAJA IBLIS

Chen Liao Xuan, adalah putra kedua dari Raja langit Xie Jia Ming. Sebagai panglima perang andalan langit, dia bahkan dinobatkan menjadi putra mahkota untuk menggantikan ayahnya sebagai Raja langit berikutnya. Di sisi lain, Chen Liao Xuan diam-diam menjalin hubungan asmara dengan manusia setengah Dewi, keturunan dari Dewi yang bernama Liu Anqier. Karena darah manusia yang mengalir pada tubuh Liu Anqier membuat para Dewa langit murka,dan menentang hubungan mereka. Hingga pada akhirnya, Chen Liao Xuan mendapatkan tugas dari sang Ayah untuk berperang melawan Raja Iblis yang telah menghancurkan hampir separuh umat manusia di bumi. Pada saat yang bersamaan, salah seorang dari langit berbuat hal yang tak terguda, dengan membunuh Liu Anqier. Merasa murka, dan marah, Chen Liao Xuan lantas melakukan kesalahan fatal. Dengan membunuh penasihat kepercayaan ayahnya. Hingga akhirnya sang Ayah memberinya kuhuman di luar batas kekuasaannya. Melahirkan kembali Chen Liao Xuan, bukan menjadi putranya, melainkan menjadi seorang Raja Iblis yang paling menakutkan di dunia. Takdir itu sudah ditulis, tak terbantahkan. Membuat Chen Liao Xuan mendapat julukan Emo Shao Ye. Tak cukup sampai di situ, cara penghapusan dosa yang diberikan ayahnya rupanya tidak benar-benar berguna. Sebab separuh dari ingatan Chen Liao Xuan atas kekasihnya tak sepenuhnya hilang. Membuat Chen Liao Xuan terobsesi, mencari reinkarnasi dari sang kekasih. Hingga suatu hari, saat dia sedang bertarung dengan Dewa air, di malam perubahan wujudnya. Dia berhasil dikalahkan oleh panglima perang dari kerajaan tersebut. Membuatnya terjatuh dan terdampar di suatu hutan pinus yang sangat lebat. Saat dia telah merasa jika nyawanya akan segera hilang. Tiba-tiba sentuhan tangan mungil membuat seluruh ingatan Chen Liao Xuan akan masa lalunya bangkit seutuhnya. Akankah Chen Liao Xuan bisa bisa bertemu dengan perempuan yang selama ini dia tunggu? Ataukah dia akan benar-benar menderita kehilangan cinta seperti yang telah ditetapkan oleh Dewa takdir atasnya?

Campus Prince to King of Simps

“Of all the things a peasant could’ve stolen from me, why did it have to be my heart?” As the sole heir of a powerful family, Cadmus is highly respected by everyone. He's got the looks, the wealth, the smarts, and even the title, ‘Campus Prince.' Yet still, life seemed boring to him. Then comes along Blair, a commoner with a bad reputation. She humiliated him. She defied him. She called him fake. In turn, Cadmus would do anything to make Blair’s life miserable. Until one time, he learned about her biggest secret. She’s actually the quirky online streamer, ‘Meme Queen,’ who’s popular across the internet. From that point on, he got to know more things about her. He watched her. He followed her. He became her top donor. And so, what came after is Cadmus secretly being a simp for Blair. --- (Cover Photo Not Mine: Credits to the Original Artist) - Follow me on Instagram (@acieetin) - DM me on Discord (Aciee#1841)

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A Dragon & Her Yoga Teacher

***Winner of Silver Prize for WPC#207!*** Sabrina is a 1,500-year-old dragon shapeshifter who fell in love with her super sexy, super hot yoga teacher and set out to seduce him. Kavan, the yoga teacher, is mortal and doesn't even know about the existence of dragon shapeshifters. So, Sabrina tried everything to seduce him and he avoided her thinking she is a married woman. When they finally get together, (oh trust me, it was HOT!) the Sea Jade Dragon Clan council of elders are against their union! The clan tried to split the couple up but Sabrina will not give up without a fight. Read all about their stolen kisses, their sweet loving moments and how they fight against the all-powerful dragon council of elders to be together. Will they win this fight? Will love conquer all? Or will Sabrina be banished for going against the council of elders' orders? This is a modern love story with a fantasy twist. Get ready for an entertaining, sometimes funny, ride in the ups and downs of their turbulent relationship. Add to collection now and read all about their forbidden love! Warning: There will be steamy mature R18 content in the later chapters. There will also be sweet funny moments between Sabrina and Kavan. If you like stories about dragon shapeshifters in a modern setting, I have another book with the same premise : Kidnapped by A Dragon Billionaire. https://dynamic.webnovel.com/book/20831468905213505?utm_source=writerShare&utm_campaign=4306116363 It’s about dragon shapeshifters from the Heaven’s Descent clan. Trust me, it is also funny, steamy and has a hot dragon as the male lead with a young innocent mortal female lead. ******BONUS******** 50 power stones = 1 bonus chapter 100 power stones = 2 bonus chapters 200 power stones = 4 bonus chapters ****EXTRAS**** 50 summoning pens = 1 special chapter release (side story that’s related to main story) 100 summoning pens = 2 special chapter release (Kavan’s viewpoint) *Updates every two days* Announcement: If you would like to view NSFW illustrations of Sabrina and Kavan, head on over to my P.a.tre.on: https://www.patreon.com/OLynn