thunderpants

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in the novel, everyone has no loyalty is ungrateful and will backstabbing you when they can no longer use you.The story is nice, it's mostly mc face slapping and killing those who wronged him.

in the distant future, a young man ponders what alien DNA to fuse with to become a mutant. He buys a necklace from a stall because when he looks closely at the gem, he sees a galaxy within. 300 years ago, portals opened leading to unknown worlds, now people who merge with alien objects gained special powers, they are mutants. when the MC merges with the necklace, he begins his journey. OK generic story.

mc dies and is reincarnated in a cultivation world. A cauldron is in his soul and it allows him transform into demons he kills. it is I the turtle king! gather these resources for me!

tried to like it things just did not make sense and he wrapped things up with nonsense. He killed the bandit leader, when the gang tried to elect a new leader they fought to be the new leader till they all died, so the area was no longer plagued by bandits. (really?). The plot armor gets old too, oh first person I kill they drop cultivation hiding skill! second person I kill they drop soul search, then the mc does spells and techniques out of the blue, he performed the fireball technique to destroy the corpses, huh when did mc learn that. He after performing the disguise techniques several times to avoid detection and arrived at the inn (huh again when did he learn disguises).

What if Jackie Chan or Jet Li did John Wick instead of Keanu, you will get this, so Jackie Chan/Jet Li with a gun and Kung fu skill. I remember Jet Li walks into a store and buys somethings but the shopkeepers does not want to give him change and the lady says just get cookies or something, but he demands his change. So Fights are broken by comedic scenes, he is a Kung fu master with a gun but also a normal inept guy when not fighting.

Very Pro China, you have been warned. In the future the west has polluted the earth and the chemicals and poisons they unleashed upon the earth created monsters. China came up with Genetic modifications, allowing mankind a chance against the new beasts, Americans began flooding into China, the land of martial arts and Genetics, the genertics association is run by a American who gave up his American name Frances and became Shi, Mandarin is now the main language of the USA. Our Mc father owned a genetic pharmaceutical company, but his sudden disappearance after a major discovery doomed the mc, with forces moving go seize control over the new discovery , MC is run over and having his organs like his eyes harvested, he is found to have a special body so he is sold to the genetic association as a lab rat, forced into space as a Lab rat aboard a exploration fleet, he is the only survivor after the ship is sucked into a wormhole, because he was in his experiment pod. He finds a ancient Chinese cultivators tomb and finds a cultivation formula to create spirit roots and a cultivation method, but he is discovered and in a final act of defiance he eats the manual and initiates a explosion, but the manual sends him back to the past, to a time after his father vanished.

a simple Chinese office worker wakes up in a dead body of teen in a medieval world of magic. The body of a simple hunter, but he finds,he is not the only one inside, a dying nun also inhibits the body, but since he is the primary soul she can only resist her soul dispersing by siphoning his magic. The holy church nation has been invaded by their neighbors and he has been captured as a slave. He will need the nuns help, to fight against the monsters like goblins, demons and maybe one day he will learn magic and become a almighty Pope.

The plot armor is so strong he dies in the school library and has a special space in his mind and traveling with him is his colleges 4 supercomputers, he knows engineering so he draws a diagram of a crank generator and has the local craftsmen make him gears, copper coil, and a magnet to power his super computers. The plot armor then says that somehow chemicals a d compounds are easily received, he ordered sulfuric acid, mercury and other items which he placed in his mind space where he created nitroglycerin because his mind space can combine and mix chemicals and compounds, because he went to college and took chemistry. so he is somehow a super college student, who knows how to program Linux, is a engineer, and knows chemistry?

MC is a college student into mysticism believing in the Taoist Classic especially the future reading Ji Chang art of foretelling, he enters a world he has read about and has found he is now in the body of Canon fodder flood dragon. He remembers the body he inhibits is killed by one of the main protagonist in the story, and the lake he now is in has a inheritance of a cultivator, he finds it and is please that with his human soul he can cultivate human cultivation techniques even with a flood dragon body, using his knowledge of the plot, he will steal some of the heroes opportunities for himself, let's see who kills who hero.