VisuallyUpset

Well I heard you had a mother. I'll send your pesky father on a mission for some milk and let your mother work as my assistant.

You know how Steven Stone gives away mega stones or useful items to people from Hoenn? Well when the mc gets famous he should do the same. Only with magikarp lol. Just imagine... Oh you stopped a criminal organization and calmed down a legendary. Here is your reward an egg of a magikarp. Sorry you caught me at a bad time it's only light purple you must forgive me. But it is water/dragon typing so thats a bonus

Proceeds to write 500+ chapters on MCs childhood lmao

Because they have a monopoly on health services around the world. That is terrifying power. It's probably a please don't use your influence to ruin us payment lol

You misspelled Flying Master lmao

JUDGEMENT

I mean I don't blame him. Professor Oak took his mother to a known dangerous situation and watched her get kidnapped doing nothing. And then tried to pull the don't go its too dangerous card to Ash. Regardless of whether she was a great trainer or not before she refused to take any pokemon. "Tracy she won't take no for an answer!" IDK PROFESSOR OAK HOW ABOUT NO POKEMON?!?! NO TELEPORT. Sorry rant over. I remember as a kid hating this movie.

Oooph rule number 1 is you never feed into delusions. It just makes it harder to fix them later on

Is this where the God Wobbuffet is? The one that tanked and returned Giratina attack? If so I vote we get it

You should have realized when the author named him Swole that you'll never take him seriously