DaoOfGay

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Like one of those rare ancient seeds from Stardew Valley

say gex?

The bisexual struggles

efficient. I like how you think!

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Love how this actually reflects the way the real Dionysus cult started. It was a secret cult that was despised, but then politicians found use for a god of wine- and thus, through social engineering, the god of wine, theater, madness (and possibly rebirth?) found space in the halls of Olympus.

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I always believed that the "mysterious books" that talk about Paradox Pokemon come from them. They don't die. The explosion sends Turo to the future and Sada to the past. In the past, there's the disco turtle who helps Sada send her book to the present, and in the future, civilization has a way to send things to the past. But that's just a theory, a gay theory!