Konkey_Dong
Lv6
Gorilla lost in the urban jungle. sub wn: Konkey_Dongg, Konk3y_Dong
2018-07-30 入りましたPhilippines
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ライティング
2kh
読書の
727
本を読む
バッジ
22瞬間
4555
Konkey_Dong12hコメントCat is envious about that spit
The saliva landed on the injured golden core cultivator's face. His entire face instantly turned brown as his blood turned black. Blood vessels swelled, and his eyes were ejected from the eye sockets. Like the others, he squirmed in agony as the cancer cells rapidly grew and expanded.- Konkey_Dong14hコメント
the true ending is the friends we make along the way
At the top right corner, a massive ball-like creature statue innocently gazed at the portal. It had eight chubby octopus tentacles. Its eyes and mouth looked like something from Japanese anime as it was too cute. However, the obelisk extended from its tail, and everything was painted green. The label indicated [Unfortunate evil overlord who will find true endings through his companions]. - Konkey_Dong14hコメント
Bro you can buy 7 domain expansions with that...
As Leo had nothing to lose but his lifespan, he upgraded the portal platform to level 8, investing 70,000 years of lifespan in one go. - Konkey_Dong15hコメント
Florida Man expands into Ku Klux Klan territory, kills five.
Leo finally understood why those KKK wannabe guys came from the South. Their headquarters was there. - Konkey_Dong15hに返信 BurgerNight
Xianxia 16-18 year olds are like 8-9 in mental age
The disciples sulked as they couldn't get back the fancy thorn whips. They wished that they could have an artifact like the adults. - Konkey_Dong15hコメント
Wu Buyi the teacher
"Also, I've spotted multiple nascent soul and golden core cultivators in the forest, and they have been watching this place for days. I believe they will raid this place tonight. Therefore, if you don't wanna die, DON'T. YOU. FREAKING. GO. OUTSIDE!!" - Konkey_Dong1dコメント
least dumb random Xianxia NPC
'Tsk. Just you wait. Once I report this to his highness, you people will be reduced to dust! I won't forget this humiliation!' - Konkey_Dong1dコメントLittle did he know what was about to happen. Leo had faced so many giant monsters before, and his fighting experience compelled him to keep a distance from every monster that could emit a rainbow aura. After all, these monsters were capable of bypassing his defense and wounding him.
- Konkey_Dong1dコメント'What the hell are they doing?! Are they stupid?! Can't they tell that they are in an immortal's domain? Right, they can't! They can't possibly see the immortal's boundary. Dammit. I should have warned them.'
- Konkey_Dong1dコメントTang Xuan shrugged, "I'm rich, and I'm also an alchemist, so why not?"
- Konkey_Dong1dコメント
least cowardly no name young master
Instead of maintaining composure and commanding his men, Ye Tianxie pushed the crowd ahead of him and hid among the nascent soul cultivators. He also yelled. - Konkey_Dong1dコメントThe beam entered her chomper mouth and was transformed into freshwater as she converted the water element Qi into physical water. She swallowed them and burped. The next second, her skin became glossy and moist.
- Konkey_Dong1dコメント
where are the pagodas
Had Leo seen them, he would have questioned their sense and weapon choice as some of them brought DISHES to battle. He would have been confused that they had come here to beg for food. - Konkey_Dong1dコメント
they actually suiciding by cauldron
"Hahaha! Don't say that. We're not supposed to offend the alchemist. It's common sense that we can't provoke them… unless it's self-defense." - Konkey_Dong1dコメント
Florida Man with Ohio Man as uncle
The kind-looking old man in front of the group reminded him of his uncle from Ohio. They used to visit a shooting range together and got banned because his uncle accidentally shot the ceiling by mistake. In addition, one of them had a similar rainbow aura to him. - Konkey_Dong2dに返信 Moramora36
Unions in Florida? Florida Man will bust that union!
Standing in front of the third workshop cauldron was the alchemy mannequin. He overheard the conversation and turned his head 180 degrees. Then, his eyes gleamed as if he wanted to protest Leo that he made them. - Konkey_Dong2dコメント
Oh man the emperor is drinking this exact tea as well lmaoooo
Leo puffed his chest, "Damn straight. My tea is the pinnacle of all tea! Hahahaha!" - Konkey_Dong2dコメントThe creepy face of the third alchemy workshop's mannequin was two centimeters away from Leo's face. It tilted its head 45 degrees while its red eyes shone.
- Konkey_Dong2dコメント*Insert Jojo ambient sound here*
- Konkey_Dong2dコメントAs the mannequin couldn't talk, it stood there, menacingly staring at Leo's sleeping face with two red lenses.