SomePeasant

high speed lawn mowing!

hell, would cancer count?

Shame he doesn't have a surgeon with him so he can throw in his appendix and a piece of regrowable liver. On that note... would fat from liposuction or hair and nail clippings also count, since they are part of his body?

I'm no parent so I'm not sure, but I think burning your child alive was on the "no no" list of good parenting. Can any child havers confirm my suspicion?

that explains why the life subscription cancelation rate amongst psychologists is so high

I'm going down and I'm taking everyone with me!

we love to see it

-demic is a shit mockery of a documentary.

come on, this is getting progressively worse

bruh