Set 317

A lace brassiere, a pair of pink nylon panties and a silk nightie were hanging on a clothesline shooting the breeze.

Brassiere said: "His big clumsy hands almost squeezed the life out of me."

Panties said : "He almost ripped me apart trying to pull me off."

Nightie said: Both of you please be quite! I am trying to take a nap "I have been up all night".

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Q:) What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?

A:) Sab Lafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hai.

Q:) What did an impotent man ask the sexologist?

A:) Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.

Q:) What frustrates a Sardar?

A:) When his wife delivers twins & he can't find the father of the second child.

Q:) What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?

A:) Both are Hot, Both have Milk

Q:) What is a Kiss?

A:) A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention that will lead to further penetration in fast acceleration that will build next generation!

Q:) What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend?

[a] Both Should be HOT

[b] Both Should be RICH

[c] Both Should be creamy

[d] Both should be able to keep you up all night!