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why me i just want my tv?

作者: overlord9000
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概要

Max was your average guy eat crisps,eat cake, and loved watching tv. He wakes up one fine morning, to his world changing over night given a game like system, he will make the best of what he's got mostly insanity at least that's what the system gives him for being himself.  Ok first story guys sorry if anything is wrong with it tell me and also I'm mainly doing this for my own amusement. i dont own the gamer i do own my charecter and ideas

Chapter 1why me chapter 1

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START

Titles earned: - Beginner – Traveller Noob -Noob (general)

New Skill: - Murphy's Law,

A skill where anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Character is likely to be attacked by anything and everything. Chance of death: HIGH. 

Lvl: MAX

Achievement Unlocked: Hated by All

Mini Game Unlocked: "Eyes on the Sky"

Ok; what the fuck?! I sleep for a few hours and I get woken up like this. you've got to be shitting me! For fuck sake! this is the stuff that happens in manga and fanfiction. What the hell am I doing here?! Ok, think Max; how would you know if you were having a mental breakdown? How would I know if it was a dream? You can't hurt yourself in a dream, right? Ok, what's around? Sure, that tree would hurt if I ran into it and it wasn't a dream. It's not the worst idea I've had, by far. Ok, here goes...SHIT! That hurt! Owwwwwwww. FUCK!

New Skill:- Physical Endurance

The ability to take a hit. Stops a % of damage taken. Amount reduced 3%

Lvl:1

What the fuck!! Why does this world already hate me? What did I ever do to deserve this? I'm a good boy!

New Trait Discovered:- Insanity +10

(if you have this, you have lost you marbles or where they cakes or was it a banana I want a milkshake why does my chocolate talk to me evil like that I want my gummy bears there my only friends.)

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

And since when has laying in the foetal positions and rocking back and forth been considered insane? Is this the system taking the piss out of me ?! And excuse me, I didn't lose my marbles; that was just my planet changing while I sleep! Who would be calm about that?! What did I ever do to deserve this?

New skill:- Mental Breakdown

This skill makes a creature or humanoid of any kind feel bad about your very existence. This skill will cause creature/humanoid to act in one of two ways. They will either look after you or (more likely) kill you to put you out your Misery.

3% chance you will be looked after 

Lvl: 1

WHAT?! WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANT TO KILL ME!! I'M ADORABLE!

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