Chapter 24: Monologue.
Main character (to himself):
This is impossible!
No males exist and this is improbabble!
What is the chances of a trap?
Every beauty I meat must be that!
Peerless beauty,
Cool opposition,
Either regal or in a strong possition!
Every attractive male I meet must be female,
This is a rule of plot is it not ?
To everything pretty I have the hots!
Isn't this impossible?
A female in disguise,
Is this a reverse trap?
Or is all of this a lie?
What is happening,
I am not too sure!
Why does the author do this?
What is the allure ?
Author: Do you guys get where this reference is from?
Also author: Are we doing references now? I thought we only did cliches!
Author: No this is a cliche but it has appeared in multiple novels! Anytime a attractive male is shown they are almost always a antagonist or they're a Female!
Also author: List one novel
Author: Dude with grass 3: Eye problems
Also author: List another one
Author: Waring locks in a magic world but written before that!
Everyone: ...