Jaco Hara's Political Party

Sallow Expression was on the floor surrounded by tomatoes, onions and...carrots...

bathtub boy became a carrot and then would love to drink the Bible he pulled out a carrot and waved it around, but before he could do what he wanted to do, he heard a voice.

"what?!" say "what do you have?!" say "really or are you just being satirical?" it was fraz horé's haunter tractor being attracted to the vegetables.

after fraz horé was shot by Mr Gloybraith his body was mostly destroyed, however, his soul lived on. unfortunately because of fraz horé's low intellect on par with household appliances such as a washing machine, his soul wondered aimlessly before incorporating itself into a tractor!

fraz horé the tractor began farming the planet as bathtub boy extracted ethanol from the potatoes.

once he obtained enough ethanol required, he teleported to Tesco's express to consult Hitler on his V2 rockets.

listening to bathtub boys request Hitler finally couldn't take it any more and educated bathtub boy on peri peri sauce garlic medium that was made for pouring, dipping, cooking and adoring with a high possibility that you'll crave it on every plate. Try it with chicken, want it with everything!

bathtub boy was highly impressed by this and wiggled his eyebrows in approval, absolutely brilliant mate he patted Hitler on the back turning him into an egg and sucked him yuum.

it was then that Gordan ramsey stopped bathtub boy from sucking Hitler in his egg form any more, claiming that sucking eggs can give salmonella; proposterous!

Bathtub boy was so outraged by this statement that the pee pee within him that had been building up over the few bajillion years he had been gone began circulating around his body until it finally piled up within his pp and broke through!

the grey clouds above masking the stars suddenly retreated outwards forming a crevice in which the keemstar moon looked down on bathtub boy with affection. the stars gave way to a light akin to the shine of the sun and bathtub boy finally peed on Tesco's express, thank the lord.

Gordan Ramsey kneeled down apologising sincerely about the ruins he had said until he began to cry tears of olive oil but bathtub boy took no notice and instead thanked Gordan Ramsey for giving him the impetus to break though the barrier Mr Gloybraith had set for him.

at the same time he felt a faint but familiar fluctuation somewhere within the universe and drunk the ethenol that he was going to use for the V2 rockets. the ethenol was to tasty yuum it quickly gave bathtub boy the idea to invent tomato ketchup and allowed him to pee ethenol into his scholarly space hopper!

bathtub boy put a match into the spacehopper as to light the ethenol inside, converting it into naturis truly juicy multivitamin juice when a kabana suddenly materialised out of the sky!

"the real Deadpool??? no, it's miss no man's land!"

bathtub boy levitated into the air at an altitude of five meters before flipping 500 times in a second while t posing and stopped to pee at the sky!

the sheer velocity of the pee along with the enhanced force of the T pose combined to create a stream that managed to deflect the kabana upwards throwing miss no man's land off balance.

surprised that bathtub boy could pee again, and that even after a thousand bajillion years the Kleenex gang members could still be considered powerful, she triggered an alarm to alert the universe of bathtub boy's existence!

come say "take off your clothes" milk "once Jaco hara has set up his new political party the entire Kleenex gang will be found!

"Jaco Hara's political party?" bathtub boy was intrigued ask but before drink johnsons baby oil ask "what mean???"

miss no man's land and bathtub boy placed down a blanket on the ground to have a civilised and scholarly chat although bathtub boy dusted off his shoulders in secret so secretly he was dapper!

"Jaco Hara has created a political party consisting of a two members, himself and his bmw, with the objective of obtaining the infinity socks and kneepads and to collect tax from the entire universe just enough to make infrastructure for the universe, once he collects tax from the Kleenex gang you will be much easier to track and locate." she explained as the two of them played Uno against each other.

hearing this, bathtub boy doubted Jaco Hara's motives and knew he had to do something about this as the Jaco Hara he knew loved tax too much! he ate all the Uno cards and seeing the army of people arriving to the planet jumped onto his spacehopper and began bouncing.

"Don't let him take off!" miss no man's land was surprised at the bounciness of the spacehopper not knowing that it was full of ethanol pee! she charged forwards with her kabana and used her new Photoshop powers to edit to space around her kabana allowing it to move many times faster!

unfortunately she was still irrelevant and bathtub boy dabbed on this fact, deploying a suckurmum on suckurmum.co.uk and uttering "boi." through hand signals.

upon miss no man's land landed an immense pressure that almost forced her to endorse Asda living's products, that would truly have been embarrassing. instead she was forced into the ground and started growing flowers from her head. "donut let him out of the atmosphere"

but it was too late. The lit match made its way down into the flammable pee and resulted in an explosion so immense that it created a mushroom cloud underneath the space hopper, propelling it upwards along with the dapper bathtub boy who was sat on top of it making sure that he put his hands together, sat up straight, tracked the speaker and stuck out his tongue for the most aerodynamic shape possible!

for a moment, bathtub boy reached light speed (1*10^-100000000) as the genius gang's journies in the Succ Trucc greatly increased their affinity towards the 4th dimension, time. bathtub boy watched the planet he came from go back in time and became barisherab boi boi.

he planted a seed in the ground, peed on it giving it nutrients, watched the stem grow until buds formed and until flowers formed. the flower continued to increase in size for years until finally, it began to deteriorate and the flower died. bathtub boy looked into the distance understanding that as long as time moves forwards, life will end, but then he noticed that the flower produced another seed, resulting in more plants growing.

"FC OUTTA HERE BOCH"

upon the planet with miss no man's land's army, he unleashed the knowledge he had just gained using the

E X I S T E N T I A L C R I S I S T P O S E

Miss no man's land felt like she should become triple glazed windows as first, she and her army was affected by a fourth dimension rift, secondly, the planet became molten, returning to it's early stage and lastly, the incredible pressure of the T pose paired with the planet's state of weakness ripped the planet itself apart! she grabbed her kabana and watched her spaceship armada become damaged by the heat of the planet and drifting off into space.

"wait till I get my kabana on you, Kleenex gang scum!"

bathtub boy floated through space on his spacehopper wondering about Tescos and the insignificance of life and sucking eggs, but quickly reminded himself of Jaco Hara's political party and peed propelling himself through many galaxies until finally, the sun came into view.