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The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead

14-year-old Zack Thornwood's life is turned upside down one day after baseball practice when he spots an 8-fingered man with a hole in his head disappear into the ground. Hole-in-Head Man is quickly followed by Xander Moon, a self-titled 'Hunter of the Dead' who explains that there are tons of dead people walking around pretending not to be dead. They look alive, they act alive, but they are most definitely not alive, and this is most definitely not a good thing. Xander gives Zack the ability to tell the dead from the living through their unique odor (he smells dead people) and the two follow Hole-in-Head Man (whose name is Gus) into an ancient tomb hidden underground in the middle of suburbia. There they beat Gus to the prize contained within--a squishy spleen. The spleen is one of the legendary 14 Pieces that, when assembled, create The Osiris Machine which will bring about the end of the world. Zack tries to go back to his normal life, but when Gus tries to kill him in the middle of a playground, he discovers the Deadly Dead are not through with him just yet. When Zack touched the squishy spleen, the location of the next Piece of the Osiris Machine was more or less downloaded into his brain. Gus and the people he works for, including the mysterious and utterly evil Miss Bubbles, want that information, and they will stop at nothing to get it. The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead is created by David Neilsen, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

David Neilsen · ファンタジー
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90 Chs

Chapter 44: I Don't Get Flattened Like an iPad

You want to know something crazy? My first thought when that wall slammed down wasn’t that I was going to die, but that I wasn’t going to die the right way. With everything I’d been through in the past week or so, I guess I’d come to view death as simply the official beginning of middle age. Not that I wanted to die, or needed to be put on any suicide watches or anything, but I was in possession of the true answer to mankind’s eternal question ‘Is there life after death?’ Turns out, yes there is, it’s just not that exciting.

Plus, maybe if I died, I could hook up with Zoe.

But now I was going to be denied my second life. The chamber was about to get pumped full of toxic gas and Gus and poor Sally were going to witness my head exploding—something I was not looking forward to at all.

The temple, however, had other plans, and all my moping was for naught. As soon as the chamber was sealed, all the bricks that I hadn’t pushed into the wall were sucked in randomly one by one.