The Best Punching Bags in The World

Mu En was halfway through the way to Bi Ji's territory but he stopped.

Mu En gave it a bit of thought as he remembered his past few days. He noticed how he had become more energetic unlike the past and he was slowly losing his Grandfather persona.

' If I went to Bi Ji myself, then I will never be able to establish myself as an old Grandpa...Alright, let's not go for now.'

As Mu En thought this, and, returned home.

When he came back his face became ugly, though one could not see his facial expression as he had immovable skin on his face.

He saw that three of the Bears he had assigned to do the heavy lifting were laying lifeless.

Mu En thought someone attacked his home and hurriedly checked up on his family. But they were fine.

Ah Yin saw Mu En looking at them with his large eye from the window and said.

Ah Yin: " Ahh, Grandpa! You see here my son, Tang San. He is so cute. He does not even want to leave his mother. I knew after all he is my son. Haha, look at him, even now he is calling me. I have to say he's got my intelligence..."

Seeing Ah Yin started her rant Mu En ignored her and looked towards Tang Hao but he looked like he was contemplating the reason for his existence.

Tang Hao: " Dear, did he not get intelligence from my genes?..."

Tang Hao asked that but he looked very unsure about the question he had asked.

Ah Yin had looked at Tang Hao menacingly as she said.

Ah Yin: " WHAT? YOUR intelligence! Intelligence, my ass. You, YOU Dimwitted, brainless, idiotic fellow! All he got is your face which looks WORSE than the skin on my foot."

Tang Hao: " Ha..Ha.. eh?"

Tang San seemed to hear his mother cursing his face and started crying.

Ah Yin: " Ahh, my cute little son. I know, I know you are the most handsome boy out there. WHO DARES curse my son...!?"

Tang Hao: "...That means...I am handsome too...right?"

Ah Yin facial expression froze as she turned her head towards Tang Hao like a puppet.

*Tak Tak Tak*

"...you...FUCKTARD!"

...

Mu En was shivering from that exchange he listened to. He did not know that the kind little spirit beast who helped all had such a scary personality.

' She is a pro at cursing, isn't she?'

Mu En did not even dare to ask why she had called him a Grandpa instead of father. But he was honestly scared for the development of the little kid.

' They are not the dream couple I had imagined.."

...

Little Blue was having the worst day of his life.

Xiao Ya did not play with him at all!

She ran off to play with others in the territory and he could not stop her at all.

' Oh my, my little Xiao Ya...WHY? WHY? Do you do this to me? WHY?'

As his heart was having a severe case of shitastrophy, a huge shadow enveloped him.

Little Blue looked at the huge dragon above him and got alert.

Little Blue did a dance move and asked.

Little Blue: " Grandpa Mu, what are you doing here?"

Mu En: " HAH!"

Mu En was spooked by that. He did not notice that Little Blue was here. He looked at his feet that were about to crush Little Blue and awkwardly removed his feet.

His spine went cold as he nearly killed Little Blue.

...

Mu En was once again out on his search on Xiao Ya but he expanded the search to Xiao Ya and Xiao Wu as he noticed both of them missing.

Mu En had a hard time finding them as both of them were very good at things like hiding life signatures.

He had asked Little Blue about her but as he started another episode of 'Remembering Xiao Ya and Getting Depressed', he left, leaving Little Blue all alone to fight the deadly disease, Shitastrophy.

As he moved towards the south he saw move bodies lying there lifeless.

...

A little rabbit was moving her small tail left and right as if trying to build muscles on them. While she did that she looked at the Dark Gold Dread Claw Bear like a predator.

" GO!"

She moved at blinding speed as she reached the Bear within a second. But the Bear's reaction was fast. It still turned around to defend itself.

But the Rabbit...threw sand in his eyes!

Growl!

The Bear growled as it tried to look clearly at its enemy. But suddenly it felt someone hit its little brother. As it sat down in pain. It felt someone catch its waist.

GERMAN SUPLEX!

Then it felt its body freeze as his face was smashed with a front flip.

But that was not the end of its misery as it felt legs put its neck in a lock and after a few turns in the air, its whole body was inflicted with injuries.

The legs loosened their hold as two hands caught his head, giving him the feeling of riding a roller coaster and getting its face smashed once again.

But finally, it felt all of the hands loosen, but, it was flying in the air.

A leg stepped on its head as a hand squeezed its neck and suddenly, a huge force was applied to those points and it went crashing towards the ground.

The rabbit also landed with an elegant backflip.

The rabbit looked very proud but suddenly a large claw picked her up.

Mu En: " What the hell is going on?"

Xiao Ya: " WAAH! Grandpa. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be missing for a week?"

Mu En eyes twitched as he heard her.

Mu En: " So this was planned!"

Xiao Ya looked Mu En in surprise as she said.

Xiao Ya: " Are you a prophet Grandpa?"

Mu En shook his head at the naive little girl.

Mu En: " So where is your master?"

Soon another rabbit came in sight, embarrassed.

Xiao Wu: " Sorry Grandpa, you see she was pestering me about teaching her.."

Mu En: " HUH! Do you think I am an idiot? I know how mischievous you both are!"

Xiao Ya looked at her Grandpa as she said, trying to sound reasonable.

Xiao Ya: " But Grandpa...these Bears are the best punching bags in the world I guarantee you..."