Lemme take a Selfie

In a cave somewhere in Thousand Beasts Mountain Range, a black hole threatening to swallow anything surrounds it actually spat something out.

"Why couldn't God just drop me in a girls bosom, does it have to be the cold hard ground?!" After complaining I took out my phone, opening the flashlight to brighten my surroundings.

"It's pitch black here, where am I?" There were only stones here, not even a blade of grass

Seeking out a way out, I walked towards the faint light in front of me. After a few seconds of walking, I saw this new world for the first time.

"Amazing! This forest is legit!" I gazed upon towering trees which nested different colorful birds, there was squirrel-like creature gnawing on an acorn.

But just as I was admiring what I was seeing, a disturbing howl covered my surroundings which terrified all the little critters.

*Awoooooooo

"WTF? Was that a wolf!" I then returned my phone to one of my pockets as I tried climbing up a tree. Luckily, the branch was thick and sturdy, which made it safer to climb and far easier, just like rock climbing.

"This should be high enough." I was at least 1 meter high above the ground, It was a good thing that whenever mom's mad I always hide on the apple tree before at the old house.

Looking around I saw nothing but bushes.

A warm breeze swept up at my t-shirt, giving warmth to my body. Together with the nice atmosphere and the shy moon hiding in the clouds, one couldn't help sleep especially Me who's good at lazing around.

*Yawn

"I'll just sleep for a while" Just as I was about to close my eyes, I remembered how God said he'll put some upgrades on my phone. 'Anything can wait, but not my phone!'

Taking my iPhone XXX out I noticed that the battery icon was gone, only the digital clock and the 3G was left. Checking out my other apps, I found nothing different except for the camera. I pointed it at the moon as o zoomed in, and saw its craters crystal clear, instead of grey pixels!

Exploring out its other new features I saw the Camera mode options,"Mhh, there are new modes? Daylight mode? Ohhh, snap!" Excitedly leaning back at the trunk, and swinging out one of my feet while the other at the branch, I took a photo of me in this high-spec lenses.

"My first selfie! The definition is so clear! It seems to cut out from reality." I looked at the photo of me being truly handsome, 'No wonder, I'm their son,'. My mother was beautiful, enough to have a place on Earth's Top 100 beauties, although my mom wasn't a model, my dad was. He was in charge of keeping our body healthy, while my mom was in charge of keeping ourselves, fabulous as she was a fashion designer. It is quite obvious that they met on a "runway", maybe they even made in the dressing room.

While I'm stuck on my thought I just can't help saying, "Lemme take more!"

After 30 minutes of taking pictures and choosing the best ones, I eventually got bored. It was good that there weren't any mosquitoes like what I'll expect in a jungle, if only there wasn't a pack of wolves a few meters away it would've taken me hours taking photos if it weren't for the shutters. They arrived here a moment ago while I was taking pictures, so I stopped taking pictures.

'Maybe Ms. Youtube has something in surprise for me, to defeat this wolves,'

Just as I was checking out on youtube for wolf's weaknesses, a gentle breeze passed through me again but this time my scent was included slowly wafting through the wolf's sensitive nose. 'Oh, Snap,'

*Snarl

The wolves snarled as they noticed me, and gave me the look of someone very hungry and angry.

"Hello doggies, I'm just a tree, not a human at all!" I tried talking to the wolves, the wolves were dark blue while their "under" part was light gray. Their eye's revealed vicious gleams giving them the look of savage beasts.

"Sigh*, I guess I'm stuck here for the rest of my life!" Climbing the tree a little up more, as the wolves manage to reach the branch that I was in a moment ago. They tried jumping on the branches, but they were just too heavy. The branches broke before their weight as the wolves tried climbing.

A branch fell off one after another until the branch I was at was the only one at the bottom, but still, I'm at least 3 meter high, 'How could they even jump that high! Well, I guess that's fantasy for you."

"I'll just play with my phone, Let's see which one can last longer my eyes or your patience" Ignoring the angry wolves, I proceeded to open a game, "Mobile Legends" which I always played to pass on time. When, Suddenly!

*Ding!

"Oh God messaged me!" Clicking on the bubble message I saw God's personal message! How cool is that!?

God: Your cellular data only includes unlimited browsing and streaming, as for "using" your games, you'll have to "up" your data package.

Don't worry there should be an app called GCash, you can buy data package from it. But you first need Virtual Money! You just need to use the "Scan" option there and it'll allow your "scanned" items to be converted into VP's.

I'll give you free 500 mb for your games this one time

P.S. You're not allowed to contact to contact people at Earth! Or tell anyone how you're at a fantasy world.

Me: Thank you, God! (y) (y)

Following God's instruction I successfully opened GCash, there were different packages and the scanning function. I tried using the scanning function on the now sleeping wolves, a warning message pop up, "Item cannot be converted, please try again"

*Snarl

The wolves literally barked at me, when they saw me scanning them with a weird light.

"Just die there, I'm gonna play ML" I shouted down below to the wolves, which they replied with deathly stares.

*Welcome to Mobile Legends!

After the game finished loading a notification was seen, which was supposed to be only seen on your first try!, "Ehh?!?! Why am I at the tutorial phase?!" Opening a bubble message, I pmed God something.

Me: God, my game restarted!

God is typing...

God: All your apps have now additional functions and your future apps too. I'm not free as you are you know so refrain from asking a senseless question

Me: Sorry...God...This will not happen again

God: better be!

...

The glorious sun was already rising over the horizon, but some creatures were still sleeping, which is unlikely for them, but last night was just too torturous for them. All throughout the night, a small part of the forest was kept wide awake as their sleep was being interrupted by "cursing" sounds.

*Welcome to Mobile Legends!

* Five seconds to enemy reaches the battlefield, smash them.

*All troops deployed.

*First Blood! Double Kill! Triple Kill! Quadra Kill! Penta Kill!

*Wiped Out!

*Rampageeeeee, Holy Sh***T

Little did I know back then that the speaker was also upgraded to the max.