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scythe of calamity

A boy got reincarnated by a chaotic god for fun... as a scythe nonetheless (Nah that is his choice). He will rise steadily from the scrap with the help of his gamer system. And of course, change the story quite a lot too. Warning for some man of culture: no harem biatch

Aoxobzad · アニメ·コミックス
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46 Chs

Bullying the main cast (part 1)

Blackhole v1: (active) 20000mp/sec, lv 20/100

Summon a super weakened version black hole that will suck EVERYTHING inside

Note: the black hole will only have 1/10billion normal power of a normal blackhole

Let me calculate this shit,

1st time: 1mm=1earth, 1:1000000000~1km size blackhole required to destroy the earth...

2nd time: 1mm=1earth, 1:10000000000~10km size required... imma go with that

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(With Naruto's team)

"You want this scroll right? Then come and get it." Orochimaru - in disguise - smile viciously and swallow the heaven scroll.

"He...He swallowed the scroll!" Sakura shouted in shock while Sasuke keeps his guard up and look at Orochimaru cautiously. "Why don't you start already, or... I will start first then!" Right after he finished his line, a huge amount of killing intent spread from him make both Sasuke and Sakura freeze in their place.

"Show me what you got Uchiha Sasuke!" Orochimaru and start to move like a snake on the tree.

Bam*

But a bunch of Kunai and Shuriken suddenly thrown at Orochimaru make him stop on his track, the Sannin and two members of team 7 lookups and find out that is our protagonist.

{Time skip no Jutsu}

"That is quite a show you two have put up here, let me give Sasuke-kun here a gift then" Orochimaru's neck began to extend toward the exhausted Uchiha.

When the fangs are just about to reach him, a shadow flashes through and cut down Orochimaru's neck, in a blink of an eye, his head were separated from his body.

The beheaded snake still don't understand anything even after he drops dead.

[You have killed one of 3 Sannin: Orochimaru]

[You have received 100000 exp and 10000 credits]

[Item drop: snake summon scroll, Kusanagi blade]

[Stats blunder: +330 STR, DUR +550 WIS, INT, DEX]

[New skill: Edo Tensei, curse mark]

[Blood steal: +40000 durability]

[Soul eaten: +400STR, DUR, DEX and +500 INT,WIS]

(I'm considering making it higher since he can go toe on toe with an incomplete Bijuu form of Naruto...)

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{With Cain and Hidan}

"Orochimaru, one of 3 legendary Sannin? I'm not even impressed, he is such a weakling who can't even handle a 'Dimensional slash'? I expect him to at least endure it 2 times." Hidan said as she grabs a sandwich then eat it.

"Yeah, or it's because we are too strong now? Who cares anyway? We already fulfil the conditions of this test, now all we need to do is wait." Cain reply as he takes out more stuff from the shop and puts them on a mat, all of them are food and drink. If someone needs to describe them right now, the best word will be a couple having a picnic.

"Damn, you eat too much Hidan, it's a real pain in my ass that I can't have a human taste," Cain complains as he continuously prepares new food for his little sister. "That is your fault in the beginning for choosing that race. Oh, and by the way, I'm full now." Hidan let out a small yawn and start to fall asleep again.

"... You know what my little girl? If you're not my sister, I might have fucked you till your mind break, but I can't since I'm a weapon... no, I'm your weapon." Cain's hand was placed on his owner, a gentle smile appeared on his face.

"Why do you even drool while dreaming? What is in your dream right now?" He looks at Hidan's beautiful face then 'unconsciously' move his hand to touch Hidan's private part...

*Bonk*

He used his scythe part to bonk himself then mumble "Restrain yourself, you're a decent man and a man of culture, you don't have the approval from the council yet!"

*Inhale...Exhale*

"I think I should check the reward I got from the quest, we have to find a suitable last month o I haven't had a chance to check it yet."

S-rank missing-nin

Objective: become an S-rank missing-nin [x]

Bonus objective: Kill a kage level shinobi [x]

Reward: 2 epic tokens

Bonus reward: a bloodline generator, a mystic skill book

"Woah, that is such a generous reward, a mystic tier skill book and 2 epic tokens! I'm not going to comment about the bloodline since I don't have any favourite bloodline in mind, all of them have a certain weakness... but they should be lifted by the system right?" Cain cupped his chin and fall into deep thought

"... Who cares, it's not like it will bring such a bad effect, let use it all!"

[3 items used... you have obtained the following items]

Devil fruit box (epic)

When open, there will be a random devil fruit inside, including the eaten fruit in the original universe. Extreme small chance to get 2 devil fruit at once

Upgrade stone (legendary)

You can use this stone to upgrade any item or skill to a higher grade depending on the rarity of the item. The maximum grade that can be upgraded to is legendary.

Note: can't be used on yourself

Skill: moonlight (passive)

Slowly increase your strength after the mid-day and it will reach its peak at midnight. You will even become stronger if it's during the full moon.

"Jackpot! I got a super useful legendary item and a devil fruit from my favourite series! What a lucky day."

"And about the moonlight skill... why do I feel like it's an opposite side of sunshine?... Nah, it's still good so I'm not gonna complain. Now for the box."

[You have received Tori-Tori no mi]

Tori-Tori no mi model Phoenix (mystic)

Upon eating this, you can become a phoenix. Increase RR [repair rate] by 500% and access to phoenix flame. You won't be able the swim anymore

"What a strong fruit, this one belongs to the mythical-Zoan class! The grade is mystic too, it kinda unreasonable to get a mystic item out of an epic box but I'm not going to complain."

"And about this stone... I'm going to save it for later, let see if I can get lucky with the bloodline too or not."

[You have received: ************ bloodline] (You have to guess it biatches, not gonna reveal it soon)

Cain:??? face

System: WTF face

Chaos: Laughing his ass off

"Never mind, I'm gonna use the stone on the fruit"

[Evolution stone used]

Tori-Tori no mi Model: Phoenix of sins (Legendary)

Upon eating this, you can become the phoenix of sins. Increase repair rate by 700% and all magic damage increase by 200%, get access to the sinful phoenix flame and phoenix form. The more you kill, the stronger you get!

You won't be able to swim anymore

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{timeskip} (3rd POV)

When the sand sibling steps inside the tower, Cain great them with a mocking tone "Hello, it takes quite a long time for you guys to reach this tower ya know? Gaara, the jinchuuriki of Shukaku, the Ichibi?"

The sand sibling immediately tenses up upon hearing that, Gaara's killing intent began to spread, and sand starts to leak from the gourd. But after all of that, Cain just stands there and expresses his killing intent which overwhelms Gaara and his brother and sister.

'this... this guy is a true monster, Gaara is nothing compared to him!' the older sibling shares the same thought while Gaara feels a long-lost emotion of his: fear.

"Hey you down there, no killing is allowed here so turn your intent down before I come down!" An examiner sees that the situation is getting worse so he decided to jump in before things went wrong.

"Sure sir, I just can't control my emotion, let go there and wait Hidan." Cain stops his killing intent and smiles sheepily then grabs Hidan - who's eating - to the waiting area. When he comes up, he immediately meets Kakashi and Guy, both are playing some kind of dumb game.

'Stupid as in anime.' Cain completely ignores them and walks past them, he also notices that Kurenai and Asuma are also here, chatting with each other about their student.

"Tch, how long will it take for those guys to come here, I'm death waiting," Hidan complain as usual then sit down on the floor, on her hand still holding some snack. "Hidan? you already consume about 5K of my credits, who the hell eats that much in the world?" Cain scolded Hidan but it seems ineffective since she just continues eating.

(Yes, she is a foodie now umu)

'Wait a minute, how the hell does this girl don't get fat in the first place?' Cain thought after he realizes that Hidan's body shape is still the same as she is some years ago.

{Some days later}

"First of all, I would like to congrats all of you on passing the second test!" Anko and all of the genin's sensei stand behind the Third, each had their thought.

"Now Hokage-sama will explain the 3rd round rule, listen carefully!" Then Anko steps down to match the rest, the Hokage step up and start explaining things about the true meaning of this exam and answer some questions from the genin blah blah

"Sorry Hokage-sama, as an examiner of this test let me take it from here." Hayate appears from nowhere and bows at the Hokage. "Do as you please." Hayate nod and turn his face to the young ninjas, which surprise them a bit.

"Ehem, I want to say something before all of you move to the next round. You will need to participate in a qualification round to see who is worthy to go to the 3rd test." This cause a small wave of ejection from the participants.

After everything has been settled, Kabuto withdraws like in the cannon but on his face, there is a hint of confusion and caution 'What is Orochimaru doing? Why is he acting like that?'

Cain, who can see all of Kabuto's thoughts easily by reading his face, smiled with Hidan "look like our plan gonna work smoothly, thanks to me of course." Cain sends a message through telepathy to Hidan, the girl's face becomes a little bit displeased with that "Ye ye whatever, I just doing this because there will be many sacrificed for Jashin-sama."

"Second round: Touka from Yugakure versus Zaku Abumi from Otogakure" Upon hearing her fake name, Hidan let out a small yawn before grabbing Cain's real body and looking at Cain and said, "count for me brother, I will finish this in 10 seconds." After Cain let out an affirmative sign, she jumped down.

"You will beat me in 10 seconds? You just a brat who doesn't know your place!" The sound ninja throws an insult into Hidan's face when the girl just steps into the circles, this makes our reaper pissed.

"I changed my mind, I won't give you a second to breathe." Hidan mumble.

"Start!" right after the word leaves Hayate's mouth, Hidan immediately disappear.

*Slash*

*Thud* *Thud*

"Huh?" before the sound ninja can even react, both of his hands already fall off. This happens too fast that only the expert Jonin and the Hokage can follow, all of them are shocked by Hidan's speed.

"AHHHHHHH!" Zaku lie down the floor, screaming in pain, his bloodshot out of his missing hand unstoppably

"Stop right there girls! You have gone too far!" Hayate quickly joins in the scene to prevent the worse thing that can happen, Hidan just stands there, holding the scythe stain with blood.

After Zaku has been transferred to the medic side, Hidan goes up to the waiting side again, and everyone's great her with a terrifying stare, it looks like they just saw a monster.

"Congratulations Hidan-chan, you have beaten him in just 0,5 seconds, I thought you will give him a chance to do something but look like you're really pissed off don't ya?. What a pity that you are not allowed to kill him." Cain said and gives Hidan a thumb up.

"Tch, so annoying," Hidan said in frustration and walks past Cain then sit down on the floor. "What a bad girl, I will just gonna wait for my turn then."

And the next 5 battles went well like in the story.