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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

PerseusSilver · ファンタジー
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Chapter 29: The unusual siblings

"I got some extra bubble tea, do you want some?" He asked holding a big bag

"No, I had a lot of those these past few years" I answered, Ace and Dabria also shook their head

"Suit yourselves" He said as he handed some to the phoenix

The phoenix than transformed into a human. She was a girl with black hair and a few purple streaks, about 177cm tall with dark purple eyes.

-Flat as a board though- I thought

-You would actually be a decent person if you don't check out every girl you met- Dabria sighed

-I don't check out every girl I met-

-Yeah, just most of them- Ace said

-I don't get human's body standard, so I won't understand- Siege joined in

"What a perfect human food" the phoenix said "Whoever made this is a genius"

"We forgot to introduce ourselves, I'm Damon and this is my sister, Diana" Damon introduced

"Damon like as in Matt Damon?" I asked

"I don't know who that is" He shook his head

"How old are you guys?"

"I should turn 64 in a couple weeks and as for Diana, she should be around 50"

-They're pretty young-

"I'm Perseus Silver, this is Ace and this is Siege, their official last names are also Silver" I introduced, Ace puffed out his chest proudly.

"What a coincidence, I heard the name of the owner is someone named John Silver" he exclaimed

"Oh that's my uncle"

Diana almost dropped her drink

"Wait your uncle made this?!" Diana asked "Can I meet him?"

"Well I made it, but I'm not old enough to own the business yet, so he's holding the title for now, see I even have this paper to prove that I'm going to own it when I'm a legal adult" I took out a this contract John gave me from my spatial storage and handed it to Damon

"Spatial storage, you have a spatial attribute" Diana commented

"This is a real document, you really are going to be the owner!" Damon exclaimed

"Does that mean you're know how to make those things called Ice-cream as well?" Diana asked

"Of course, we're also going to sell our new product, Ice-cream cake"

Diana just dropped her jaw

"Can you make it right now?" She asked

"Of course, I brought some ingredients in my spatial storage"

"Can you make it please? I'll do anything" Diana pleaded

"Well can you guys do a bond with me then?"

"Well that's..."

"Was that your motive for why you want to talk with us?" Damon asked a bit angry

"Can't say it wasn't" I replied "I plan on living my future life as a slacker, and to achieve that, there are many organizations I need to take down along the way, I need allies, and that's where you guys came in" I pointed at them

"So you want us to risk our lives as you watch us?" Diana asked serious

"He wouldn't do that, if you become his bond, he'll treasure you as his family, as for his enemies..." Siege said

"He'll kill them without mercy" Ace finished the sentence

-It doesn't look like it's going to go well- Dabria said

-It will trust me-

"What is your core color?" Damon asked

"Light red"

"I don't want to offend you, but you seem weak to be fighting on the front lines, I'm a dark grey and Diana is at dark blue due to her larger mana capacity, why should we trust you to fight alongside us?"

I then released my aura using 'Presence' like that time in the coliseum. My aura should be higher than that of Dabria right now.

"H-How the fuck is your aura t-this strong?!" Damon said incredulous

"This aura can't b-be c-coming out of a human" Diana said with a pale face

I shut it off before they suffer anymore mental damages.

"Warn me next time" Ace said "Since I'm your bond, it doesn't really affect me, but it does scare me a bit if you do that without warning, you know"

"Sorry, I'll warn you next time" I petted him

"Well, do you want to join us?" I asked again

Damon just started laughing

-His laugh is as maniacally as yours- Dabria said

-So I sound like a stereotypical villain every time I laugh?-

-You didn't notice?- Siege replied nonchalantly

<Ouch, he's cold>

| Ba dum tss |

"Tell you what, we come in a package deal since we're siblings, I'll make a deal with you" He said after his laugh

"You are?" Diana asked

"What's your deal?" I also asked

"There's this huge lump of metal that has an incredibly high density and seems to be overflowing with magic in our basement, there was a paper that says, only a chosen one can turn it into an equipment they desire, me and Diana seems to not be one" Damon said

-Could it be?- Dabria said

-No way we found one so early-

-What are you guys talking about?- Ace asked

-Seems like you 2 know what he's talking about- Siege commented

"If you can turn it into an equipment, we will do the bonding ritual with you"

"Fair enough" Diana commented "We can't even move it, it's been there ever since we found it"

"And if I can't?" I asked

"We'll get 50% of all your profits, and we get to be the first in line for any new products of your franchises. We'll also not do the bond with you"

"Well let's change it a bit, if I can do it, you both will do the last bonding ritual with me"

They looked at each other and nodded

"Deal"

He then lead us to his basement and showed us the note and a giant lump of metal.

-Plotinum, a metal that only reacts to reincarnates- Dabria said

-Yay, seems like they'll be joining us- Ace cheered

-Well no wonder you seem confident, have you seen it from Dabria's memories?- Siege asked

-Yeah, she observed some reincarnate that use this before-

<Time to get my plot armor>

"Well since, you're going back to your family in like about 50 hours, we'll wait till then, bye now" Damon said

I then walked up to it and place my hand on it, the metal reacted, and shone brightly

"What the fuck!" Damon shouted

"He's the chosen one..." Diana said amazed

-Time for the protagonist to get his plot armor or maybe a cute sword spirit-

-Sword spirits don't exist and you know it- Dabria retorted

-Let me live my dreams-

The metal then condensed into my hands into a black chokuto, straight, single-edged Japanese sword.

<Katanas are so overused in a cliché story about reincarnation>

Diana and Damon was speechless

-Woah- Ace said with an excited face

-It should be stronger than any sword that can exist in this world- Dabria said

-We'll be invincible- Siege said

-No one would be able to wield it since they aren't reincarnates, not even Albert can wield it now that it has my imprint- I said - And it would always return to me, even if I lose it, if only I can switch it to a pen form like a certain bronze sword, but that's asking too much-

After a few swings, I then just willed it and a black sheath appeared to cover it and disappeared from my hand.

<I'll be able to summon it when I need it again>

"Well who's going first?" I asked the speechless siblings "What, you guys aren't gonna honor your promises?"

"I'll go first, but fuck you" Damon said

"You're going to fit in with us wonderfully" Ace said

"Now our group have 3 individual with white hair, a snow wolf, a human and a dragon" Siege grumbled

-Finally another female in our group- Dabria said -And it's a rare mutant phoenix-

-Told you my plan would work-

-Well, as carefree as you are, you do honor your promises-

-Does that mean I can get a lap pillow now?-

-No-

-Awww-

-You guys are flirting again- Ace commented