Chapter 1: death by error,generous RoBs,and vampire powers

"So in the long story cut short,after you finished watching hellsing ultimate,and was about to turn on black clover,a meteor that wasn't supposed to land on your skull,due to I and my brothers error,killed you."

In front of me were two RoBs,apologizing to me about my premature death by their hands.

"Huh?…so I really died,well it can't be undone so what now?"

Looking at me with shock the female RoB asks,"you are surprisingly calm about this,aren't you mad?",to which I replied,"I am upset,but that's because I could never lose my virgin card,but it was an accident,so I can't hold it against either of you"

The RoBs both looked at me with tears exclaiming that he is too nice,to which after they stopped crying they offer me an unexpected offer.

"Due to you forgiving us even though we messed up,we'll give you a reincarnation into the anime you were about to watch before you died,but to sweeten your pot well give you 8 wishes,4 from the both of us,so what do you wish for?"

After giving it some thought,I give them my wishes.

"Ok so here are me ten wishes!",and I list them.

1.To have the powers and skill sets of alucard(female RoB: okay but I stead of only having to absorb human souls I'll extend it to be mana beasts and lost souls)

2.to have 2 four leaf grimoires,one for alucards skillset,and the other for his restraint level zero form(male:okay I can do that,but you will need to practice wielding them,so I'll add extra comprehension to your new body)

3.to be given the elven bloodline and mana

4.to have alucards signature guns with me at birth that can be called on with a thought (male rob:okay we can do that,but I'll age you to seven,to balance you out)

5.i will be an orphan who will be in a strong magic region so I can train off the bat(female RoB: sounds like a plan.)

6.ill be seven around the same age as the main character and his rival when I begin.

7. My bullets shall be able to be different elements based on what I need

8.to look like satoru gojo only with a deep deep black hair color.

After listing my wishes,the female RoB gives me a small kiss on the cheek and says with a grin,"I added a small modification to the world so now polygamy exists and you will have the same charm as satoru gojo cranked up to eleven,hope you enjoy!"

Then everything turns to black and my adventure begins.