Loki

"What the hell was that?"

Tony burst out as he reach over to the suitcase next to the couch, Pepper following him in the movements as Illyana simply looked in the direction of the light before a grey sword appeared and hovered behind her head, its tip pointing towards the roof.

I sighed deeply as i stood up and walked out of the room heading towards the balcony. I was impressed by the strength of the balcony to handle the force of a the Bifrost but that was quickly outweighed by the surprise i had when i saw a butt naked Loki in front of me.

'What the fuck? Wasn't it supposed to be Thor, and why is he naked?'

"Ah, fine lady, would you be so kind as to find some clothing for me... It seems i am a bit short on clothing."

'Okay, don't snap, just calm down and deal with the situation.'

"Okay, come this way, I'll ask questions, you answer."

"Very direct, reminds me of Sif, all well, what do you wish answered?"

'Better act like i don't know who he is or where he comes from, simplifies so many issues.'

"Who are you? Where do you come from? What was that rainbow light and why did you come to earth?"

"A lot of questions so suddenly, wouldn't it be more apt if we discussed this inside?"

"Fine, I'll ask Tony if he has any clothing that fits you."

"Ah, very welcoming of you."

We both walked inside, Tony and Pepper standing near the entry way to the balcony whilst Illyana still sat on the couch, eating her pizza and drinking her soda. As we got closer Loki looked around in intrigue his interest in the building apparent.

As we stepped up before the entrance Tony put up his hand and looked between Loki and myself.

"Who is he and why is he butt ass naked on my balcony... Also, what the hell was that light?"

"He wants to speak once he has some clothes on, you wouldn't happen to have any would you?"

"Comes to my home and starts asking for things..."

Tony continued to grumble as he walked off towards his room. Pepper stepped aside and secretly admired the physique of Loki as he stepped past, his ass jiggling with every step. I wasn't really interested in the god of mischief so i simply walked to Illyana's side and continued to eat whilst Loki, without hiding anything, sat down where Tony had sat before and began eating some pizza. Pepper chuckled a little at the man's shamelessness, enough to rival Tony's, and simply sat down to my right side as she grabbed some pizza and tried her best not to perve. She failed miserably, this was also noted by Loki who started to gain a cocky, self assured grin.

Tony came back a minute later with a plain white undershirt and some black trousers, throwing them at the Norse god before huffily sitting down and beginning to eat, his hackles raised, as he had seen Loki eating his pizza.

"Go get dressed before i throw you out the window."

"Hah, much obliged. My ladies..."

He bowed, still butt ass naked and proceeded to enter the kitchen and put on his clothes. A minute later he came out looking like a suave modern businessman who had just finished work and had let his tie down.

"How do i look?"

"Like a sleazy cars salesman, now answer my questions, rip off Luke Skywalker."

Tony was instantly over the Norse God's shenanigans as he started verbally interrogating him. He wasn't holding back in the information he was offering either, he seemed reluctant to talk about Asgard's political, economical or military power but easily divulged that he was Loki son of Odin and the he was cast down along with his brother to 'rediscover' their wisdom and worth. When he finished that part about worth i could see the slight tinge of sadness slip through the cracks of his façade.

'Okay, this Loki is different to the movie one... Good, means he probably won't be the one causing the New York disaster, if it happens.'

[🎶 Ra Ra Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen! 🎶]

'That was a very good AMV with Loki in it...'

[He he, we both have taste!]

'We sure do little sister.'

[P-please stop, i am not the little sister, you are...]

'Mhm, keep thinking that.'

"So, Loki son of Odin, what do you plan to do?"

"I Don't know... I have no clue what you people of Midgard do, so, I suppose i'll start there."

"Your going to observe us?"

"Mhm, why not? Sounds like fun."

"What about your brother?"

"He got us stuck in this mess in the first place, although i aided him, it is still his fault, let him figure his own matters out."

I blinked my eyes a few times as I tried to comprehend the logic behind his opinion but failed spectacularly when i didn't have a clear picture of what happened.

"Why did you get kicked out of Asgard in the first place?"

"Oh, me, Thor and the mighty three set of for Jotunheim and wanted to declare war on them. We got invaded by a squad of their giants, they almost took away a powerful artefact in our vaults. So, me and my brother set off to slay the evil Jotuns... It blew up in our face and father had to come save us, in which we were then promptly banished."

Throughout his recounting his hands waved about and he flourished words with different tones, making for quite the good story, the ending required something with a bit more impact but at the end of the day it was a solid retelling. At the end i held up a magic sign with a huge '8.5/10', which was followed by Illyana clapping whilst showing no emotion.

"What is that?"

He pointed at the sign.

"It's Midgardian humour, you'll get it with time."

"Pffft, this is crazy."

Pepper broke as she then started to laugh out loud, soon followed by Tony. Loki was just standing there confused whilst scratching his head. Me and Illyana merely stayed straight face, someone needed to be the straight man.

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Several minutes later the duo of Tony and Pepper calmed down and we began to finish off our food, Loki joining in as he started to relish in the taste of perfectly cooked pizza and melted cheese.

"You Midgardians sure know how to cook, it is mightily impressive to come this close to the taste of Asgardian food!"

He took another bight as me and Illyana finished off our last pieces of Pizza. Yes Loki was eating Tony's pizza, with no regard for the man that was metaphorically fuming from his ears.

"Do you mind you posh prick?"

Tony attempted to steal back one of his last pieces of pizza that Loki had just picked up.

"Yes i do mind, i am famished and haven't eaten all day... As an Asgardian i require a monumental amount of food each day to sustain myself, otherwise i will be severely weakened, although i may be a mere mortal now i still have an Asgardian's stomach. Also, do you have any meed, i tire of this 'soda', it taste like nothing."

"That is soda water you idiot, plus, if you want more food then just ask don't steal my food!"

"Oh, is that so, okay, get me more food."

"This guy..."

Tony was livid, his hand crushing an empty soda can until it was almost completely squashed. Pepper was off to the side chuckling at the antics of the pair of them, whilst I just listened with interest and some hilarity on my smile.

'They are certainly an interesting duo.'

[That is for sure.]

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