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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · 東方
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Watching A Beauty Dance After a Hard Victory

Author's Note: This chapter had to be rewritten because I wanted to change somethings that happened. I think the ending of this chapter is better, and hope you'll stay with me and even add this book to your libarary! Thanks for understanding, and if you want anything special to happen please leave a comment and I'll do my best to fulfill your wishes! Thanks

Yun Che felt somewhat honored to receive the magazine and indeed it had been exactly as been described! One beauties head that could only be described as carved out of the finest marble had been placed right between another girls thighs while another girl selfishly stuck her head between that girls legs. However, a third girl looked lonely and had to kiss one girl's mouth in order to escape her loneliness on the next page.

The next page continued with a vigorous pursuit of the three ladies onto a bed where the third girl got surrounded by the other two and both their tongues graced the area between her legs. Yun Che's face turned somewhat red with the sight of the immaculate beauties fighting for a special spot to lick in between that escaping maiden's thighs. He could only gulp and close the magazine and wait to look more. In the background, in that brief moment Yun Che had looked at the elicit magazine, Li Qiang had already somehow disappeared leaving his ten core disciples stranded in a sea of beauty.

The ten core disciples realizing they had been abandoned instantly felt shocked and appalled, but at the same time extremely frightened. Li Qiang had used a special escape talisman to flee hundreds of thousands of miles away in an instant. The perverted man who'd sought to give his new disciple a present looked somewhat dejected and downcast when he landed next to Yun Che. At the same time, he felt somewhat glad that Yun Che hadn't yet declined his offer.

Yun Che: "How did he just disappear?! How can someone tear a piece of paper and just vanish from thin air?! I don't understand?! Perverted Senior-senior, can you please let me know how such a thing is possible?! It's extremely upsetting that my pack mule escape after I spent so many hours training! How can I sleep peacefully at night when that strange man is still around?!

"Senior?! Are you paying attention?! Why do you look so upset and afraid for some reason?! Did you happen to forget that you gave me this beautiful magazine?! If that's the case, then I'll keep it and save it in my room!

"He has a powerful backer. Ugh, I don't know who I just offended, and how much of an issue this will cause. I take it back! I don't want you to be my disciple! Anyone rich enough to give their student an escape talisman must be in a high level clan! You aren't worth the trouble! In fact, I should probably help him kill you, but that would be a waste of my time!"

Yun Che felt somewhat shocked at this man's rather quick and abrupt change of behavior. One moment he's telling him he has to be his disciple, and the next minute he's no longer demanding it and even threatening to kill him?! He could only helplessly hand the magazine back to the man before he sighed and looked down at the cover. He looked over longingly at the girls in the stands and at Mistress Empress who'd slowly made her way onto the stage.

Mistress Empress: "I don't know why someone like you would bother to show up here. However, since Yun Che didn't kill Wang Gong I suggest you leave. This maybe a small clan, however, if we activate our defensive measures we can still kill someone of your rank. Since you weren't invited, you can scram!"

The clouds above began to turn overcast while Mistress Empress walked over to Yun Che and grabbed his hand. She truthfully felt extremely proud of him, but at the same time worried. She'd heard from quite a few women that Li Qiang wanted to tame her more than Mount Tai! There had even been talk about him making a deal with a few other Clans in order to take over the Distaff Clan!

The amount of rage and vehemence she felt towards Li Qiang, however, paled in comparison to the amount of fear she felt for the perverted geezer in front of her. He had black hair and looked rather handsome, but had the airs of someone in the hundreds of years! The energy a cultivator used had properties similar to wine in that the older it dated the more powerful its signature!

The airs he gave off seemed to remind Mistress Empress of something from 500 years ago! That meant this geezer had to be at least in the Sovereign rank because such beings could indeed live for an entire thousand years! However, at the same time, she couldn't be too nice to this man in fear of him actually killing Yun Che! People who lived 500 years usually did everything to not offend anyone, and even now Yun Che had been put in a terribly bad bind!

"Well, shit I guess I got to leave." The perverted man held out his hand and gestured for Yun Che to return the beautiful magazine graced with the most fabulous and beautiful women. His eyes lingered on one flap in particular before turning and looking up at the sky. However, before he left, he turned to Yun Che and with a grim expression and said,

"Young man… The world of cultivators that you've entered is nothing like being a doctor, or a lawyer, or a technician on Earth. You're going to be hunted for making a single error because how much dignity matters to cultivators. Insulting a cultivators dignity, or disgracing them, is akin to messing with their pursuit of perfection and power. If you mess with that, you're pretty much asking to be killed, and I can tell that you clearly don't give a shit! If you want to survive, I suggest that you learn to suck on things more than tits, and find yourself a good teacher! Now, since I gave you one lesson, I'll be taking that 'killer' Wang Gong with me and getting out of this damn beautiful place! If you have any questions, come find me at the Reasoning Court Clan and maybe I can share with you some more of these lovely magazines. However, if you don't, you're still just shit compared to Wang Gong! At least he's dumb enough to not insult someone that owns an escape talisman!"

Yun Che felt a little bit confused and looked back between Mistress Empress and the unnamed geezer before he finally took a calm breath. The sky began to somewhat lighten up with the overpassing clouds, and the entire atmosphere of the qualification grounds still turned to one of cheer! Yun Che had after all won a rather hard fought battle. He smiled and looked over at Yun'er who had gently pushed her robe to the side and walked over to him.

Yun'er: "The wise man once said that behind every powerful man is a powerful woman. However, after hearing what the wise man said right now, I think I want it the otherway around. I want a powerful man behind me, and I want it right now. In fact, I think behind every powerful man there should be a second women. Especially if this powerful man happened to win against ten different men at once. In almost any culture, that would deserve quite a reward. And I happen to be able to tell Mistress Empress is quite ready to share with me, eh teacher?!

Yun Che felt swallowed by three pairs of eyes and gulped before Mistress Empress grabbed onto his and Yun'ers arm and took of with him into the sky. Before he knew it, he had somehow managed to end up in his bedroom.

Yun'er, standing across from him, began to slowly strip with a sort of magnificent type of movement he'd never seen her use before. Mistress Empress on the other hand 'forced' him to lay down on her lap.

"Let's watch her dance a little while together?! Shall we?! Hmph, I want to watch that thing rise into the air and when it gets too high I'll put it in my mouth!"