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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · 東方
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69 Chs

Inspecting Mistress Empress In Public

Yun Che turned and witnessed the Clan Head Master of the Inferior Light Clan descend and walk towards Mistress Empress with three goons on his side.

He had a rather strange appearance, and had a half white and half black beard that curved down in a 'v' shape with a rather normal countenance. However, if one looked closely, a raging inferno could be witnessed brewing underneath his somewhat attractive smile. Indeed, he had already realized Yun Che seemed to be a new recruit and planned to kill him sooner than later!

His strength had surpassed Mistress Empress a few years ago by one stage, but he really never had any reason to fight with her and considered himself her ally. However, this Yun Che had just touched the second most special place on a Distaff Clan members body. If he got a single opportunity to see him alone, this man named Li Qiang would undoubtedly kill him and leave him for dead!

Thus, he went about approaching Yun Che with a delicate smile, but at the same time gave him a cold gaze full of a dominant Yang energy! Most men in the Distaff Clan had so much Yin in their systems, even after the first day, that they'd collapse instantly from such a profound Yang strike! However, to his surprise, Yun Che just winked at him, and even seemed somewhat happy with the Mistress Empress head stuck between his legs.

She finally pushed herself up and slapped away Yun Che's hand before she turned and scowled at the Li Qiang who nearly puked inside when he witnessed her angry stare. Shouldn't he be considered her savior right now! He stopped this Yun Che from further molesting her in public!

Li Qiang: "I greet you Mistress Empress. Your beauty is more precious than the profound energy in this sect. It's also nice to see that you have some new recruits. Can I ask who this man that poked you so ruthlessly is?"

Li Qiang nearly twitched with anger, but returned to a placid smile in order to save face. Indeed, his men needed to come here once a year to cultivate or else they'd suffer extreme setbacks. To avoid what he'd seen happen to other men in this clan, he created an all male clan called the Inferior Light Clan - because men couldn't dare come close to female in beauty! Hence, today he hoped to at least see the Mistress Empress and be close enough to absorb some of the Yin energy she emitted just by being supremely beautiful.

Then he witnessed that Yun Che pretty much grab her 'third' restricted area, and caused her to moan in public. If not for it being the first time he heard Mistress Empress Moan, he might have been so angry that he instantly killed Yun Che.

In fact, he probably could get away with it, but he looked and noticed a scalpel in Yun Che's back pocket. This indicated he probably had just been curious about her body, and didn't mean any harm by poking her chest. He twitched in anger once more before he firmly decided to push the matter aside. In fact, every physician would feel mystified by the girls here.

Mistress Empress: "This man is doctor Yun Che, and he just now did something he shouldn't have done. However, in regards to the respect between our two clans. I hope that you can keep this as a trivial matter.

"It's really fascinating! Can I keep touching it!" Yun Che smiled and rubbed Mistress Empress' 'third' special area while his eyes glinted with satisfaction. "Wow, this has to be the most amazing discovery that I've ever witnessed with my own eyes! If I could go back to Earth and talk to some of my colleagues about this, who knows how good we could make her feel!"

"Excuse me?! What do you mean make her feel good?! She's the leader of the entire Distaff Clan! Making her feel good is something that even I hadn't been able to accomplish. Now, please stop touching her, so me and her can go about your business."

"I see. You want to know the secret of her body," Yun Che nodded his head briskly before he wryly smiled and put his hand on Mistress Empress' shoulder before continuing to feel around her body. "Well, if this area is connected to the rest of the body, and creates pleasure, than it may be possible to amplify this treasure by dozens of times with a simple concoction! Then on the night I finally take her to my room, I can make it so she feels good for hours and hours!"

"Make her feel good for hours?! Honey Moon?!" Li Qiang felt like a limit had been reached, and at this point he prepared to smack Yun Che with all his might if he said one more strange thing. "You're sounding like you want to… with her! Anyways, Mistress Empress, don't let that scoundrel investigate you any longer!"

"I can't control him. If he wants to inspect me then I will let him," Mistress Empress blushed while simultaneously Yun Che bent down and gently rubbed against her thighs before traveling all the way down her legs. She started to blush and looked down only to find a charming feeling emanating from his body. She gulped and nearly pulled him up for a kiss before she sighed and chose to sat down on the back of his head.

She smiled and everyone stared with a shocked expression while at the same time Yun Che looked up and accidentally brushed against that 'special' place of her body and returned with a smiling nod.

"I found a new organ in a different part of her body. Mistress Empress, if you don't mind, let's bring you into my house in a few hours and get you in a tight gown. I may have to ask you to remove parts of it, but it will all be in the cause of science!"

"Like Hell you will!" Li Qiang finally walked over to Mistress Empress and grabbed her wrist. He pulled on it and with such speed that Yun Che could hardly understand what happened. However, for some reason, Yun Che felt perfectly safe. He could tell that Mistress Empress' would protect him at all costs. After all, he had just decided to do his doctorly duties, and it's not like he took off her clothes in public or anything horrible.

"Unhand me you fiend! He's a doctor and he can keep touching me if he likes! Even if I have to get naked in his office and get a rectal examination, as a doctor there is no reason he can't put devices inside of me!"

Mistress Empress sighed and calmed down before she looked at Yun Che and waved him away.

"Go back to your house and prepare whatever devices you need to inspect my body. However, even though I just said you can inspect every part, all my clothes must remain on! If you dare violate me, hmph, I'll have you exiled and sent to this all males clan!"

Li Quang felt so insulted he nearly puked, but with the Mistress Empress around he felt like a spell of her beauty had struck him and made it impossible for him to concentrate. At the same time, for a second, he forgot the words she said, and like an obedient puppy followed after her back to his carriage.

By the time he realized that Yun Che had left, he nearly forgot that in a few hours she'd most likely be getting examined by that jerk! At the same time, he looked around to see if the recruits he asked for had been selected. The two clans made an agreement that 100 of the men she didn't like would be able to join his clan, or get sent back to Earth.

If Yun Che heard about that agreement, he definitely wouldn't have tried to hard in the competition to join the clan, but at this point his giddiness exceeded words. His instincts to explore bodies and fix them, including the most intimate parts, made him run home only to find Yun'er had gone outside.

He walked upstairs to his room and opened the door only to once again get shocked. Xiao Biyu had set up an extra bed in the corner of his room and had fallen asleep in one of his long sleeve shirts. He shut the door in fright before a few dazzling sparkles seemed to drip in front of him and a girls body appeared with an angry expression.

Somehow, the Little Mistress had broken out of his Blood Lust Cube, and her appearance seemed more frightening than he could put into words.

"Why didn't you tell me that your inner space is a device meant to use women's energy to cultivate! Now that I'm in there, I can't get out easily until my strength regrows! The most I can do is exit for a few minutes and--

Yun Che still curious about the females body poked that special place on Little Mistress and caused a "Ahhh~" response. However, this time he pushed a little bit harder to try and fathom how much pressure it took to deliver a women the most intimate amount of pleasure. Unfortunately, he pushed a little bit too hard and Little Mistress fell back and began to twitch as she began to moan.

In a mixture of awe and guilt, he dragged Little Mistress into one of the other rooms in his house and put her on a table.

"What-what are you doing?!" Little Mistress asked as Yun Che gently started moving his hands down her body. Even he himself didn't know what he started doing, but something about the Blood Lust Cube really made him much more 'bold' than he could put into words.

In fact, he almost couldn't believe he really placed Little Mistress on a bed and started exploring her body. He smiled and went down to the rather bulbous thighs of these girls, a little bit more round than a normal human girl, and pushed on it gently. Going up to observe Little Mistress's face, suddenly her eyes rolled back before she once again moaned loudly.

"Ahhh~~ Not there~ Not there too~~~"

She twitched and suddenly began to have a minor orgasm on the bed to Yun Che's surprise. However, at the same time, suddenly it made sense. Because women didn't have males for thousands of years, they probably developed extra ways to have pleasure.

He smiled and turned only to find Yun'er walking into the room with a plastic bag in her hands. When she saw him with a girl on the bed, she suddenly dropped the plastic bag and rapidly closed the door.