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Peach Blossom Luck: Carefree Little Immortal Doctor

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Zhang Xiaomeng had wanted to be a quiet village doctor, but the sight of the long line of chattering women outside his clinic left him speechless. "Everyone, please line up properly. One at a time, okay?"

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Chapter 1Chapter 1 The Desecrated Wedding Photo

Midsummer, after a thunderstorm, the sky darkened early.

Zhang Xiaomeng hurriedly grabbed a roll of toilet paper and ran out of the melon shed to relieve himself in the nearby woods.

After holding it in for over an hour, his stomach felt like it was about to explode.

"Ah, what a relief."

Zhang Xiaomeng pulled up his pants, looking at his limp member, and immediately filled with hatred.

If it weren't for that bastard Zhao Duo getting drunk and attempting to bring harm to his sister Zhang Yingying, he wouldn't have been beaten up and kicked several times by Zhao Duo down there, causing it to never stand up again.

Just as he was thinking, Zhang Xiaomeng suddenly felt a pain down below, and looking down, there was a colorful centipede lying there, its two sharp mouthparts piercing into his scrotum, as a liquid was rapidly injected into it.

Instantly, he experienced an intense, bone-penetrating pain.

Zhang Xiaomeng's vision went dark as he steadied himself against a nearby tree to stay upright.

In his mind, a vast amount of information suddenly appeared; it was from a book called Opening Heaven's Holy Tome, a compendium of incredible wonders.

Zhang Xiaomeng's vision gradually cleared, and looking down, the colorful centipede had disappeared, but his previously limp member was now erect, standing tall like a flagpole.

Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but wonder if he was hallucinating and pinched himself, yikes, that really freaking hurt.

It was real, he had once again become a "capable" man!

At the same time, he also obtained Opening Heaven's Holy Tome!

As Zhang Xiaomeng was admiring his newfound manliness, his cellphone suddenly rang.

It was Zhao Duo's wife, his high school classmate Li Xiaona.

"Hello, Li Xiaona?"

"Mm, Xiaomeng, can you come over and check on me, hmm, ah."

Li Xiaona's voice was soft and breathless, as if she was doing something intimate.

"Check what?"

Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help asking.

He had learned traditional Chinese medicine from his father since he was a child, and although he was now attending a university of traditional Chinese medicine, he still provided treatments to the villagers during the holidays.

"You'll know when you get here, it's so uncomfortable, hmm, hurry up."

Li Xiaona hung up the phone, her ambiguous voice leaving Zhang Xiaomeng dry-mouthed, causing a big bulge to appear in his freshly pulled-up pants.

Zhang Xiaomeng turned on the flashlight on his phone and made his way onto the road with an uneven gait. He soon arrived in front of the two-story building where Zhao Duo lived.

He made a call: "Li Xiaona, open the door."

"Hmm, hah, I'm coming."

Soon after, the sound of a door opening followed by the patting of slippers could be heard.

The front door opened, and a pleasant fragrance mixed with a trace of fishiness washed over him.

"Come in."

Li Xiaona was tall and wore a pink gauzy nightgown. Under it, two impressive mounds stood tall, quivering slightly, revealing faint blushes of color, and beneath the nightgown, she was completely bare, with more blushing hints barely visible.

Zhang Xiaomeng swallowed hard and stepped through the door, with Li Xiaona immediately locking it behind them.

"Hurry up, I can't take it anymore."

Li Xiaona walked quickly ahead, her legs squeezed together, her gait clearly abnormal.

"What's the matter with you?" Zhang Xiaomeng asked with a frown.

"You'll know when you come up," Li Xiaona groaned in reply.

Shortly after, the two reached a bedroom on the second floor.

On the wall hung the wedding photo of Li Xiaona and Zhao Duo.

Li Xiaona was now lying on the bed below the wedding photo, spreading her delicate and straight legs open, her face flushed as she said, "Xiaomeng, hurry up and help me take it out, it's been inside for quite a while."

"What's inside?"

Gazing at those outraged and creamy legs, Zhang Xiaomeng swallowed, his underwear tenting considerably.

"Down there, you tease," Li Xiaona said with flushed cheeks.

Zhang Xiaomeng leaned over the bed, and to his surprise, there was a bitter melon stuck deep between her legs!

He instinctively tugged at the bitter melon, causing Li Xiaona to scream sharply as her pale body convulsed violently, her toes curling.

Ahh ahh ahh.

Her soft cries sounded like enigmatic siren calls, making Zhang Xiaomeng's blood boil with excitement!

"Xiaomeng, stop that, hurry up and get it out," Li Xiaona urged impatiently.

Zhang Xiaomeng remembered how he was beaten up by a crowd, and at that time she was there, cracking sunflower seeds right beside him.

She wants it out quickly? As if good things come that easily.

"How much are you paying?"

Zhang Xiaomeng asked without haste, his hand subtly moving.

"How much money do you want?"

Li Xiaona bit her lip, her cheeks flushed as she endured Zhang Xiaomeng's movements.

"A thousand."

"What, that's so expensive?"

Li Xiaona's blurry eyes suddenly widened!

"I, I only have five hundred."

Li Xiaona looked at Zhang Xiaomeng with watery eyes and whispered.

"Consider it my bad luck, five hundred then."

Zhang Xiaomeng told her to relax, pushed lightly downwards on her lower abdomen, and with a 'pop', pulled out the bitter melon.

Li Xiaona let out a seductive scream, her body trembling like a leaf in the wind.

"Give me the money."

Zhang Xiaomeng threw the bitter melon on the bedside table and stood up, ready to get off the bed.

Just then, Li Xiaona happened to see the erect pole through the loose leg of his baggy underpants.

My God!

What is that, a mallet?

Li Xiaona was stunned, her watery large eyes wide open, and her little hand couldn't help but slip into the leg, grabbing it.

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Xiaomeng asked righteously.

"Xiaomeng, is this, is this for real?"

Li Xiaona asked while swallowing.

"Real or not, you've touched it and still don't know?"

Zhang Xiaomeng replied irritatedly.

Meanwhile, he was secretly thrilled, "You, Zhao Duo, invite all your buddies to harm my sister, beat me up, and leave me unable to conduct myself properly!

Now here's your wife coming to me on her own, spreading her legs and drooling over me!"

Li Xiaona had already knelt up, breathing heavily, her eyes fixed on Zhang Xiaomeng.

"Xiaomeng, I feel itchy inside, can you take care of it for me?"

"How? Should I scratch it for you?"

Zhang Xiaomeng had always thought Li Xiaona was pure and beautiful, but tonight, he discovered she was outrageously provocative.

"Mmm, use this to scratch for me properly," said Li Xiaona with a longing look on her face.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaomeng was secretly ecstatic!

But you think I'll just give you what you want just like that?

In your dreams!

First, I'll make you crave a little longer!

With that thought, Zhang Xiaomeng shook his head and outright refused, "No, you are Zhao Duo's wife, I can't do that with you."

"Don't, Xiaomeng, I, I'm in such discomfort, please help me," begged Li Xiaona, holding the burning heat in her palm, and began to pull at Zhang Xiaomeng's underpants.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaomeng nearly laughed out loud.

"Zhao Duo, you SOB, did you ever imagine your wife kneeling before me, begging me to do her, a treatment you probably never got?"

As this crossed his mind, he couldn't help but feel gleeful.

But even so, it was still far from enough.

With that thought, Zhang Xiaomeng refused again!

"No, Xiaona, I can't do this unethical thing!"

"Xiaomeng, I'm begging you, please, I'll give you money, okay?" said Li Xiaona in a bewildered and passionate plea, taking a stack of money from the bedside table and forcefully stuffing it into Zhang Xiaomeng's hand!

Seeing that, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but laugh.

Wow, this is truly thrilling!

The enemy's wife begging to be done, even offering money for it; why the hell should he hesitate!

With that thought, Zhang Xiaomeng immediately yanked down his trousers!

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