0023 Uncle, you are an idiot

After loading enough 13 in front of Kakashi, Orochimaru left the central tower, and after a while, the pharmacist pocket appeared again in front of Orochimaru.

"Master Orochimaru, the preliminaries have ended, and the third test will be held in a month."

"Where's the list?"

"It's exactly as Lord Orochimaru expected."

"As expected."

Orochimaru said lightly: "Has the news from Jiraiya been found?"

"I found out that the last time Jiraiya-sama showed up was three days ago in a small town 200 kilometers south of Konoha. According to his route, he should be coming to Konoha, but because Jiraiya-sama's The strength is too strong, and our people dare not get too close, so we can only find information from three days ago."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you know this, it's enough."

Seeing Orochimaru's indifferent face, as if he was not worried at all about the fact that Jiraiya, who is also one of the three ninjas, was about to arrive at Konoha, he was a little surprised. He pushed his glasses and asked: "Master Orochimaru, do we need to create some fake news to lure Master Jiraiya away to ensure that he will not appear in Konoha in a month?"

This kind of tactic... No, this kind of clumsy idea can't be regarded as a tactic. Isn't this just playing Jiraiya as a fool?

Orochimaru looked at the pharmacist's pocket with a half-smile, and after a while, he slowly said with a smile:

"Go ahead and do it." Saying that, Orochimaru disappeared.

Yao Shidou stayed in place for a while, and after confirming that Orochimaru had indeed left, he straightened his back, looked at the sweat in his palms, and said, "Lord Orochimaru really hasn't fully trusted me... Go ahead and do it?"

Yao Shidou is a smart person. One of the manifestations of this is that he knows to distinguish between what Orochimaru said is true and what is false. It is also possible to use false news to deceive Zilai. It is really only an idiot who can do it. out operation.

In the following period, Orochimaru did not do anything to deal with Jiraiya's arrangement at all, and did not even investigate any information about Jiraiya, but just waited quietly for the development of the matter.

Jirai has also traveled abroad for many years. Although he has not established his own village like Orochimaru, he also has his own set of intelligence networks. He may also have noticed that there may be some situations in this Chunin exam, so he rushed to the third session. Returned to the village before the exam.

Although Jiraiya was over fifty years old, he was still a lecher. As soon as he returned to the village, he squatted on a house and looked at the little girl in the village with binoculars.

"Oh oh oh, I didn't expect that I haven't been back to the village for several years. There are so many beautiful ladies in the village."

"This guy's figure is great! But he's still slightly worse than Tsunade."

"The beauty's mole is so cleverly positioned that even my toad fairy is about to be fascinated!"

"Oh, all the girlfriends who go shopping holding hands, what a beautiful sisterhood!"

"Bathtubs?! Great, this is the perfect place to draw material! The latest in the intimacy series is coming soon!"

As far as lust is concerned, Sandai and Jiraiya are just the same as master and apprentice.

Orochimaru: I don't know these two idiots.

Jiraiya was squatting outside the women's bath to carry out his material collection work, and suddenly someone shouted righteously behind him: "Although I don't know who you are, shameless behavior is not allowed!"

Jirai, who was interrupted to gather material, also turned his head, saw a guy wearing small round sunglasses, and complained, "Really, what should I do if I was found?" While he complained, he finished the knot on his hand. Immediately after the seal, a toad the size of a baby elephant appeared under him. The toad had a string of beads hanging from its neck, and the word 'loyal' was written on the largest one.

"this is..."

The moment he saw the toad, the little sunglasses seemed to recognize Jiraiya's identity, but his movements were too late to stop, the toad summoned by Jiraiya stuck his tongue out, grabbed the waist of the little sunglasses instantly, and then pulled him Hit the ground hard.

"Ah!!!" The little sunglasses only had time to scream, before being thrown to the ground and 'killed' on the spot.

"Okay, amazing!"

Because Kakashi took Sasuke to learn Chidori, Naruto, who had no choice but to be left to Ebisu to learn to tread water from him, stared blankly at the person and toad in front of him.

"To beat down the lecherous Ebisu-sensei all at once, who is this uncle?!"

"You ask who I am?"

Jiraiya's ears moved, as if the question had touched some of his switches, only to hear the sound of castanets and shamisen ensemble all around him.

Naruto grabbed his hair and complained, "Where does this music come from?"

"That's a good question!"

Jirai didn't pay any attention to Naruto's complaints, he stood on Toad Zhong, fluttering his white hair, and shouted in a singing voice: "I am the Taoist Xiansu, the toad elf of Miaomu Mountain, It is known as the toad fairy and ginseng!"

"what?"

Naruto digs his nose with his index finger and takes out a ball of booger: "A lecherous fairy?"

"It's not a lecherous fairy, it's a toad fairy!"

Jiraiya jumped off Toad Zhong's back, pointed at Naruto and shouted: "You little brat, you should be more excited when you see my gorgeous appearance, Toad Immortal Jiraiya, isn't it?" Ha' such a bland reaction, do you know who I am?"

"It's just a lecherous fairy." Naruto pointed out the truth very bluntly.

"It's the toad fairy!"

Jirai doesn't know why he is very persistent about this: "And the toad immortal is only hiding the name of the world, now I will tell you my real name to let you know it! One of the ninjas, the white-haired boy toad messenger, the super handsome man who shuts up even crying children, Jiraiya-sama too!"

Jiraiya seemed to be very satisfied with his debut performance with the BGM from nowhere, Naruto stared at him for a long time and silently said a sentence.

"Uncle, you are an idiot."

"No, no, no, no! Now is not the time to say this. Teacher Little Sunglasses was supposed to guide me in my cultivation, but now you have made me like this. What should I do with my cultivation?! You have to pay me, lecherous immortal! "

Ji Lai also picked his nose and said, "Who told that guy to bother me with the material?"

"Take material?"

"That's right, I'm a writer, and I'm writing a novel now, and that's it! The "Intimacy Paradise" series that sells well in various countries in the ninja world and has countless readers."

"...Isn't that broken book only read by Kakashi-sensei?"