No way, I'm in Naruto?

Alright, picture this: I’m ready to sail around the world of One Piece, right? Adventure, treasure, the whole pirate gig! But instead, I open my eyes to… a forest. No ocean, just trees. And ninjas. Yeah, you heard me—ninjas! One ‘dattebayo’ away from a mental breakdown over here. Instead of finding some monkey brat, what I found was a fox brat! Yeah, you heard me right—no stretchy kid yelling about becoming King of the Pirates, what I found was a fox brat! A blond kid with whiskers on his face, going on about becoming Hokage. Hokage! Yeah, just great. Exactly what I signed up for I did master using Haki, thinking I’ll fighting some guy who can turn himself into lighting or buddha, but no—now I’m dealing with folks running on trees like it's leg day with chakra and jutsu bullshit. So here I am, a pirate stuck in Naruto land, figuring out how Haki holds up against fire-breathing ninjas. No crew, no ship, just me and my sword… oh, and about a million clones trying to punch me.