Burger the Dog

There once was a dog named Burger. He is a two-year-old, 75 pounds, Pitbull. 'Burger' likes to wear human clothes and a hat. How he wears a hat, without seeing his tongue sticking out of his droopy face, I don't know. How he manages to not see his happy face is, he uses very thin glass so he looks as if he was the Invisible Man.

One day, Burger decided he was going to 'give a fright', on a Blood Moon, All Hallows Eve. It was All Hallows Eve, so the first place he decided to give a fright was, indeed, the Pet Sematary, where there was his pal, a nine-year-old, 70 lb., Pitbull, named 'Meatball'.

Burger said, "Meatball, I am your spirit, in human form."

Meatball turned around frozen in fear, and replied, "Gha... Gha... Ghost!!!"

And Meatball decided to sprint toward 'Mystery Incorporated'.

" Scooby where are you? ', asked Meatball

" I am here what do you want?", replied Scooby

" Ghost Scooby-Doo, that's what.", answered Meatball

" Well, where is this so-called 'ghost'? ", asked Scooby

" The pet Sematary, that is where", replied Meatball

" Well, you are not a cat, so do not fear', Scooby laughed

So, with Scooby behind the Mystery Machine, and Meatball sitting shotgun, scared, they headed off toward the Sematary.

" Where was this ghost you claim?", Scooby asked

" By Chich's grave', replied Meatball

As Scooby looked by the grave, Burger decided to give him a scare.

" Scooby and Meatball, stop messing with my grave. "

" Do not worry Chich, I am just looking for clues because Meatball claims there was a gho-!!! " Scooby behind there... the ghost!!"

" Like run, Meatball...NOW! "

" Well, Scooby ain't so tough now, is he', laughed Meatball!

Scooby and Meatball decided they were going to head toward the Ferntiuktuk Police Station and see Deputy Sniffer, (famous for being in the Air Buddies movies).

" Deputy Sniffer there is a dog ghost in the Pet Sematary", Scooby said

" Oh, how can you be sure?" Deputy Sniffer asked

" It called us by our names" Meatball responded

" Now, that IS peculiar. Nevertheless, you have to give me a minute, you just woke me up." Sniffer responded

" I will drive", Scooby responded

" I suppose I will make a 'Mystery Machine exemption' for this case."

So, Deputy Sniffer, Scooby-Doo, and Meatball headed back to the Pet Sematary.

" Scooby and Meatball, why did you bring Deputy Sniffer?', asked Burger

Deputy Sniffer than used his heat vision goggles and said

" Burger stop scaring everyone on Hallows Eve, on this Blood moon!"

" Okay "

As they were helping Burger pack up, they saw a ghost and it screamed, " Stop waking me up

on Hallows Eve!! Go away... NOW!"

So, after seeing a real ghost, they sprinted faster than a lightning bolt and speeded away in the Mystery Machine.