My hero academia: a fanfic

"So, you are God?" inquired a glowing orb of pure white light.

"Yes," replied a golden light.

"Do you mean the true God, the creator of the universe or those in mythologies?" the white light asked again.

"Not just the universe, little one, but the omniverse," the golden light explained, as though enlightening the white orb.

"And are you sure I am not dreaming?" questioned the white orb.

"Try to slap or touch yourself," advised the golden light.

The white light attempted to do so, and in that moment, realization hit him like a truck hitting a Japanese youth. His imaginary eyes widened, and horror gripped his very soul because he couldn't feel his body or his senses. He could speak with the golden light, but there was no mouth; he could see things, but there were no eyes, or for God's sake, a head.

"W.. Wh... What h.. ha... happened to... to me?" he asked, trembling, addressing the golden light, now revealed as the supposed god.

"Well, you sort of died," the god replied politely.

"How?" said the white light, who was slowly regaining some composure.

"Oh, that's the funny part; you died out of boredom. Can you believe it? This was the first time in all my years someone died because of boredom," God said, laughing heartily.

"How can that be possible? I was just bored because of lockdown and wished that I died."

"Exactly, your desire for death was so strong that your brain stopped working while you were meditating out of boredom, and eventually, your other organs also stopped working. I mean, how can someone's desire be to die?" God said, still chuckling.

"So why are you the real god here for me and not those of other religions who work for you?"

"Well, it's because you made me laugh in trillions of years, so I thought, why not give you a chance, like those SI characters in the fanfictions you were so fond of? In return, you will entertain me," God explained.

"So, I will get isekaied because of boredom? Well, the day just got better. So, how many wishes will I get?" the white light asked excitedly.

"No limit," God said.

Our protagonist is dumbstruck at this answer at first but then slowly calms down and asks, "Are you saying that I can have as many wishes as I want?"

"Bingo, and you've won unlimited wishes from yours truly," God replied.

"Okay, so my first wish is going to be that my sister from my home world marries a good guy who makes her the happiest woman and fulfills her every dream. You know I've invested in various companies prior to my death, and no one knows that I became a multimillionaire worth 25 million dollars, so I'm not worried about my parents' life because they'll be happy with that money. The only thing I worry about is her future; she might seem mature, but I know she doesn't know how to distinguish good from bad."

"Umm... God, I—"

"Done. It's nice that you're thinking about her. I've also included a letter in your will so that your family can know how much you love them."

"How did you know what my wish was? I didn't even finish the wish."

"I am omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient. I know everything. Now, on to the next one."

"So, shouldn't you already know what I want?"

"Uh, no. I don't, because I've given you free will."

"Well, then, here are my wishes:

1. I want to reincarnate in the MHA universe as the heir of a wealthy family.

2. I want to possess powers similar to Eldiablo from the Suicide Squad movie and the iceman powers from the Marvel universe.

3. I want minor teleportation abilities, allowing me to teleport anywhere within my line of sight and take people or objects with me.

4. I want Joseph G. Newton's body.

5. I want to retain the memories of my previous life.

6. I don't want you to introduce new villains or make existing ones stronger just for me, as that's cringe.

7. I want to ensure that no one can take my quirk away from me.

8. I want to possess comprehensive knowledge of all martial arts, down to the core, including muscle movements during katas and how to improve them effectively.

9. I want access to all information on weapons, vehicles, and warfare technologies.

10. I want you to enhance my brain's capacity to comprehend all information.

11. Lastly, I want to transmigrate two years after my birth. Hope this is possible."

"Of course, it's possible. However, I won't grant you all these powers right away. You'll need to work hard for them, starting from the ground up. For powers, I'm giving you the potential to reach the apex of those abilities, but you'll have to work your way there. As for your body, I'll provide you with the super soldier serum from Marvel, and for teleportation powers, you'll have Nightcrawler's abilities from Marvel. You'll need to upgrade your powers by breaking their limits, which should be easier in the MHA world, considering you'll have three powers. Regarding the information you seek, you'll have to read, but don't worry; I'll give you an eidetic memory multiplied by 100 and comprehension skills multiplied by 100, though with some tweaks to exclude unnecessary details like counting your breaths or remembering bad memories. Essentially, you'll have the comprehension and memory of a normal human in those areas."

"So basically, you're nerfing me?" our MC asks dejectedly.

"You do understand that I'm reincarnating you for entertainment, and if you're overpowered from the start, what's the difference between your previous life and this one?" God clarifies.

"Okay, this will do, and thank you, God, for this chance."

"You're welcome; it's nothing. Now, be gone and start your new life." *Snap* And with that sound, our MC's soul disappears.