The breast breakfast ever!

As Milky pulls CarinAe high speed towards Regulus' favorite restaurant.

"Milky slow down! We already passed it about 4 times now." CarinAe screamed

Milky, almost in a trance, ignored her and kept running. You see dust clouds all around the earth and footprints over everything. You can see a cheetah gasping for breath like it was chasing them and then gave up. Ponic, the orange Fox, is barely keeping up with them, even after going ultra orange mode.

"Mil.....ky....!" CarinAe is struggling to say.

She begins to climb up to her back and click a reset button on the back of her neck. She pushed it, and Milky suddenly stopped and began to roll with CarinAe. they rolled all the way and stopped in front of a Ramen shop.

"Ra-Ra-Ra Ah Ah?" Milky said. "That sounds familiar. Like a song or something."

"It should be." CarinAe said, completely covered in blood. "It has a catchy jingle that I can't sing because of licensing."

The two looked up at the sign and noticed it's owned by a lady named MaMa.

"A Ramen shop called Ra-Ra-Ra Ah Ah owned by a lady MaMa? I wonder if it's any good." Milky asked.

"It's Meh." Procy said from out of nowhere. "It has a few good options, but they closed for a little bit because of..."

Just then, a book flies past CarinAe smacking Procy in the face.

"WHAT THE HELL MILKY!" he yelled. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"

"What are you doing here!" She asked.

"I WORK HERE PART TIME!" He screamed.

Embarrassed, she smiles and runs off into the restaurant and sits at a table. Procy approaches their table with the book embedded in his face.

"So what will you guys want to order?" he asked.

CarinAe looks through the menu and tries to find something to eat.

"Hmmm. What do you suggest, Procy?" she asked.

"Well, I suggest the Sour-razzi. it comes with.." He begins to tell her. "Then top it off with a bloody Mary. It's a classic."

"Okay, I'll take that then." CarinAe said.

"Good. what about you, Milky?" He asked.

Unbothered, she is sneakily looking around for Regulus.

"Hey, you hep cat. Do you have the info on Regulus coming here to eat?" Milky asked.

"Yea, he alwa... wait, why are you talking like that?" Procy asked.

"Like what, daddio?" Milky said.

"Like a 1940's jazz musician." he replied.

"I always talk like this, ya dig? if you just don't understand, then you don't understand the jive."

Milky answered.

CarinAe and Procy looked at each other, then at Milky, who is now dressed like a 1950s lady with black glasses and a head scarf.

Procy then asks her what she wants to order.

"Yea, that's good. Shut up." Milky stammers

With an annoyed expression, he walks away and puts in two orders for Sour-razzi with a bloody Mary. As Milky darts back and forth from tables, trying to be sneaky and see if Regulus was there, CarinAe drinks her bloody Mary.

"You know, this song is starting to get catchy. what's it called? Pepperoni?" CarinAe asked.

She begins to sing pepperoni.

"Peppa, pepperoni. We got the biggest pan of all the places that surround me, peppa, pepperoni." CarinAe sing.

Milky, still looking, eventually gave up and sat down drinking her bloody Mary.

"I thought you said this was Regulus' favorite restaurant? I haven't seen him, and we've been here for" she checks her watch, "5 minutes! Maybe we should just leave."

"Now, now, Milky. Be patient. Who knows, he just might walk in..."

Before she finished, the doors swung open, and a blinding like enters the room. Milky looking in amazement and wonder excitedly waits. Just then, what enters is just that. A bright light. The doors got pushed from some sort of strong gust. defeated, she sits back down.

"What did you think was coming in?" A voice asked.

"Just a cute boy named Regulu.." She turns around and sees Regulus was the one who asked.

"lu-lu-lu-lu-lu." Milky was frozen and broken.

"Hey Reg!" CarinAe shouts. " When did you get here?"

"Oh, I've been here. I was in the bathroom." he replied.

"OOOOh? Well, why don't you join us?" CarinAe said.

"...sure," he replied.

"lu-lu-lu-lu." Milky still says.

The two of them just look at Milky.

"So, what're you doing here?" CarinAe asked.

"Oh, this is my favorite restaurant. I come here at least once a day." he replied.

They then look at Milky, seeing if she'll talk.

"Sounds interesting. How did you find out about this place?" she asked.

"Actually, Procy, believe it or not. I was looking for a cool spot that serves good food. he said he was working at a place that is both of those things." Regulus said.

They again look at Milky for a continuation of the conversation.

"Well, do you have a girlfriend?" CarinAe asked suddenly.

"No, I don't." he quickly replied.

Milky is still stammering as if she was in a trance.

"Well, ok then. We're about to head out, so we'll catch up with you again. Bye Reg."

CarinAe grabs Milky and tries to leave. However, Milky was stuck. CarinAe pulled with all her might and to no avail. She signaled for Procy to help, and he attempts to help CarinAe. They both pull with all their might and notice that Milky is holding with a death grip. Almost as if subconsciously, her body is not allowing her to leave. they began to pick up the chair she was sitting in, but her toes suddenly ripped out from her shoes and cinched to the floor.

"How did she do that through metal?" Procy asked.

lu-lu-lu-lu is all Milky says.

"Hey Regulus, can you leave, please?" CarinAe asked.

"Sure." he replied.

As he leaves the shop, Milky calms down like she is snapped out of it.

"...lus, and I waited and thought it was him." she finished. What happened?" she asked CarinAe and Procy

"Well, Regulus came in, and you fro..." Before Procy could finish, a book goes flying towards his face.

"WHAT THE HELL MILKY!" He yelled.

"Shut up! Regulus was here? W-w-whered he go then?" she asked.

"THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY!" Procy screamed.

"YOU FROZE AND KEPT SAYING LU-LU-LU FOR THE LONGEST AND WE ASKED HIM TO LEAVE FOR YOU TO RETURN TO NORMAL!"

Embarrassed, she smiles and runs out of the restaurant towards her house. As she walks alone, sad and in silence, CarinAe tries to cheer her up.

"It'll be ok, Milky." she said. "You'll do better the next time."

Milky is still quiet.

"Hey, guess what? He sat with us and held a conversation."

Still silence

"You even talk with him."

Just then, a glimmer appeared in the corner of Milky's eye.

"Talk...ed?" She squeezed out.

"Ye-yea. you really talked with him." CarinAe said.

"Even though it was because you didn't see him at first and after that was just lu-lu-lu." she thought.

Milky, as if was floating on cloud nine, starts to skip home with a huge grin on her face.

"So I talked with Regulus? Oh boy. Now I have to plan our wedding. Who should I invite? Who's going to show up?" she asks.

"Well, slow down now, I don't think it wen..." Before she finished her statement, Milky was already in a wedding gown with a cutout of Regulus in a tuxedo.

"Milky, where did you get that?" CarinAe asked

"Oh, this old thing? I've had it in my closet since the beginning." Milky replied.

"The gown or the cutout." CarinAe said under her breath.

"both" Milky replied.

As the two head back to Milky's house, there was a dark voluptuous silhouette following close behind them.

"I can't let that happen, Milky." The voluptuous silhouette said. "As long as I'm alive, only eye will be his wife! Mwahahahaha."

Letting off a generic laugh.

"Wait, generic? Is it really that generic?" it asked.

"Yes. how else will the reader know you're a bad character." the narrator said.

"Well yea, but did you have to include "generic"? It asked.

"What would you prefer?" the narrator asked.

"It ponders, how about seductive or sinister?" the voluptuous silhouette asked.

"Hmm. We do need more seductive roles in this story. Okay, then seductive it is." the narrator replied.

"Fine. Take it back from the top." it said.

"I can't let that happen, Milky." The voluptuous silhouette said. "As long as I'm alive, only eye will be his wife! Aheeeemmmm." it laughed seductively.

"Wait, wait, wait. Aheeeemmmm?" That's not seductive. it sounds like an old man with a monocle. can't you do better?" it asked.

Milky and CarinAe appear and agree.

"Yea, that was a poor effort."

Proxi pops up from behind them, nodding in agreement.

*bark bark*

"Even the dog?" the narrator states.

The voluptuous silhouette begins to laugh

"Mmhmmmm."

"That's just a groan." Milky said.

"Look. It's hard to have a seductive laugh in a book. It's easier when you hear it. Just know it'll be a seductive laugh." The narrator exclaimed.

Everyone looks at each other, then at the narrator, and begins to leave.

"Hey, wait. You can't walk away with the voluptuous silhouette! That's going to be your love rival!" the narrator said.

Everyone ignored the narrator and headed towards Milky's house.

"Sure, you can stay at our place until the dumb narrator gets your laugh right." Milky said.

"Do you know when that'll be?" it asked.

"Hopefully, by the time the anime comes out." Milky said, looking back as if she was looking at a camera.

They all walk towards the house, leaving the narrator in the back with tears flowing down his eyes.

"... can I come too?" The narrator said sadly, reaching out.

V is then seen walking with the same bread in his mouth and pats the narrator on his back in a cheering up kind of way. The narrator looks at V and begins to cheer up. V then leaves the narrator to catch up with everyone else.