MHA: Unwanted Reincarnation

I stared at the man that was made of light with a deadpan, was this guy serious?

"So you want to reincarnate!"

I took a deep breath, which seemed weird since I was a soul with no body but I paid little attention to that.

"No-"

Without letting me finish, confetti shot out of nowhere, disappearing as soon as it reached the same level as my see-through feet and a giant wheel appeared right next to him... it?

"We gonna spin the wheel for your three wishes, where you end up and as who, k?"

I blinked wondering if this thing was sane or not, which evidently he wasn't.

"Actuall-"

He spun the wheel, which what seemed like little effort, and when I say it spun, it Spun, with a capital "S". I'm surprised it didn't come off its hinges.

"Okay! Here we go!"

The wheel spun and I remained silent, shocked and slightly annoyed at the audacity of this thing. I was trying to politely disagree.

"Listen here you little shit-"

The wheel abruptly stopped, cutting me off at the sudden of it... Again.

Taking a deep breath, I looked at the writing which was too little for me to figure out what was going on.

"Oh! Adaptation! Lucky! Just the body though, so not too lucky, but still lucky nonetheless!"

I sighed and resigned myself to this shit. When they said that god was benevolent, I knew it was bullshit. It was God, why would an almighty being be kind to easy apes that evolved from scratching their asses to killing each other with nukes?

"Let's spin again!"

I pursed my lips as he did so, and watched the wheel roll with a deadpan until it stopped suddenly yet again.

"Oh! Would you look at that?! Combat knowledge From the legendary Hatake Kakashi himself! Now it would be funny if you ended up in Naruto and claimed that you are his distant cousin."

I rolled my eyes, If I ended up in Naruto, I would be a civilian, How many times does the village get attacked? Like Twice? Ninetails and then the pain? Let's hope I'm in Naruto's generation because all that advanced knowledge would be a lifesaver in making decisions on where to move and how to avoid the main battles. Won't help me with random ninja encounters though.

"And finally~!"

It spun again and came to an abrupt stop nooner than before.

"Ah, looks like your luck ran out, you can draw really well, which means you can sell them really well, but that's not that impressive, to be honest."

I shrugged, I could never draw well, at least that would be interesting.

"Now, where will you end up?!"

The wheel disappeared before an identical one appeared, but I assumed that it had worlds instead of... random stuff like drawing.

The wheel was spun again and my fate was decided.

"My Hero Academia! Lucky one aren't you? So many cute girls you could woo... But don't go under 18 if you're like 28, seriously, that's not cool."

I stared at him for a moment, waiting for him to continue with his divine wisdom, but it seemed to be waiting for my mundane answer.

"Mhm."

I affirmed. I wasn't a pedophile, I wouldn't stoop so low.

"Now then! Who will you be? A side character? Someone from the main cast? A background character? Ooooh~! A villain? Isn't this exciting?!"

Yes, this guy was crazy, not touching that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.

The figure spun the wheel with a flick of his finger and we both waited for it to stop as abruptly as it did the last four times.

It did, and the figure put his hands on his cheeks, slightly dragging them down to emphasize his surprise, which I could tell was fake.

"Izuku Midoriya! Post-entrance exam too! Man, you are lucky indeed, except for that one drawing thing but hey man, good on you."

I blinked for a moment, frowned, and finally spoke up properly.

"Why that little shit? Can I get a re-spin?"

I really didn't want to be him, seriously, why would I want to have like... seven? people in my mind? And I had to fight that guy too, the other half of that musketeer saying.

"No."

Damn.

"Do I at least gain his memories or something? Cus I don't wanna learn Japanese, honestly."

I sighed out and he nodded and I had a feeling that he was getting a great amount of amusement from this.

"Now! it's time for you to go! Please change things, everything happening again and again with the same outcomes is annoying."

...Yup, I'm just a source of amusement for a god, this is my life now.

"See you when you die!"

... Wait, there was going to be a repeat? I was going to do this again? Oh Hell naw.

Before I could say anything, my vision blurred and I tried to clear it by blinking, bringing my arm to rub at them.

When I opened them again, I saw a ceiling.

Frowning, I sat up, since I was now, lying down, and looked around...

Figurines... Figurines everywhere. On the walls were posters of a bulky man with blonde hair two bangs standing upright and a skin-tight suit on his body.

At the bottom of the was the name of the man, the hero, my mentor and my predecessor, All Might...

Fucking hell, alright we doing this.