Bomberman

(Ward Pov)

Ohhh boy.. I do not want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. Some drama is fine but his, I don't get paid enough to be doing this.

" I was busy bombing Hydra bases" i just answer calmly, enjoying their shocked expressions

" "You were doing what?" " the parents ask me at the same time

I smirk thinking back on the last few hours

(FlashBack)

Hmmm I'm still getting nowhere with the Hydra Extermination, they are like cockroaches, you kill one another 20 come out from somewhere, at this point i might as well just nuke the...

Nukes... That could work... But it would destroy the loot inside as well.

But then again, they did start moving the loot from the lower bases into the higher ones and started to fortify there, so the low level ones should be empty..

Lets try this.

"Arc of Embodiment"

" A crystal ball capable of Long distance Clairvoyance, nothing can stop its gaze and its capable of monitoring multiple places at once" *

A dark purple crystal ball appears in front of me,. Wow this took almost all of my magic power, but considering its effects its worth it. It can monitor 10 places at once.

I put my hand on the crystal ball, and look at the list of the Low Level Bases. 10 Images appear in my head, using "Parallel Thoughts" and "Accelerated Thought Process" i quickly search through them.

There is a little loot inside, but it's basically not worth to enter these, so i can just destroy them.

My magic power is nearly out so using The Arc or my Ice, is out well time for some good old fashioned Eldritch Magic.

"Grimoire of Infinity"

Been some time since i used this.

Eldritch Portals

10 portals open up in front of ward and the other side far above the Bases.

Now that i think about it ever since i completed [Project: Gilgamesh] I haven't actually used it at full power,

Well this is a perfect time to test it out

"Gate of Babylon"

I throw 10 Highly concentrated Eldritch swords, one for each portal

As soon as they pass the portal and lock on to the base, the explode and separate into countless smaller swords' connected by a thin strings to the chain that connects back to me. They completely filled the sky and start falling down.

It starts raining swords on top of the bases, I got this move from Zeno's "Dragon Dive"

*Boom**Boom**Boom**Boom**Boom**Boom**Boom**Boom*

The small swords decimated the bases.

*Ding*

[Low-level base destroyed, 100p and A Lowest Level Mystery Box Gained]

*Ding*

[Low-level base destroyed, 100p and A Lowest Level Mystery Box Gained]

....

1000p and 10 Lowest mystery boxes, just like that. I couldn't have done this without the Crystal Ball, being able to see inside the bases beforehand will speed up my progress by a lot

This is very effective. I'll just keep switching between The Arc with actually drooping bombs on them and when i run out of Magic Power I'll just use The Gate with Eldritch Magic.

And I'll just leave the bases that have loot in them and mark them for later. Now lets see what i can get before it time to meet Nat and her family. I'm not very optimistic about it, a family of former Russian spies and killers sitting down for dinner after a decade. What could go wrong,,,

Meh.. its not like they are a threat to me, and I let Nat do this because she needs it, getting past the trauma she from the Red Room is one thing, but the fact that she lead a fake childhood before the Red Room is another. That is still bothering her a lot, and she just ignores it, i have mentioned this to her but she just says its fine. *

Whatever lets go test some Eldritch spells, i haven't tested these outside the Mirror Dimension, i know how much damage they can do, but that was before i got my power boost and The Arc. That thing is such a bullshit cheat, I just imagine the spells 'improving'. I mean ...how.. i spend a good full 2 days just trying to figure that out. the spells just get better. They get more efficient and a little bit stronger, just because i imagined it. and since its not really 'Creating' anything new, it doesn't have an high cost.

Sometimes I just watch it do its thing and wonder how it even exits, this thing is a bug, there is no other way to put it. The fact that the Original User of this magic Rustyrose lost to those wimps with this is frankly unbelievable. The dude was an imbecile, he used The Arc to make Swords, Shields and Magic Beasts.. Its so stupid...

Well I won't be that stupid, I might not think of the best uses right away, but i certainly wont use it to make useless things.

Lets start with the bombing.

(A Few Hours Later)

Well that was certainly unexpected, but very lucky for me. Their decision to empty their weaker bases turned against them, in just a few hours i blew up a 100 low level bases.

That's 10000p and a 100 Lowest Mystery Boxes. Just like that, i should have just focused on gathering their explosives instead of selling them and doing this from the start.. but what the heck. Over the past few hours, i have just been Drooping Giant Icebergs, Eldritch Swords, Strong Bombs made by The Arc. There was a base far out in the countryside, with nothing else in site. So i was curious what would happen if i opened a portal above it and opened the other end near the sun.

That was one of the single most idiotic thing I have ever done.

The a tiny part of the solar flare i caught and transported to the base, decimated the entire area, and it was very visible. It was a cloud made of pure plasma, and lets not talk about the electromagnetic radiation that was left. That place will be a dead zone for the next few centuries. I just hope it won't fuck with the Earths electromagnetic fields too much, otherwise it will be bad. And that was an extremely miniscule part of the already small Solar flare.

Well I'm never using this again while I'm on this planet. I wonder if this could kill Thanos, actually, why not open a portal behind him and him in it...

Even he wouldn't be able to survive that unless he used the stones in time, so poison to slow him down long enough for a random Sun i find to kill him, that sounds somewhat doable, and since the stones are indestructible the Sun wont be able to do anything to them, all i have to do is find a way to get them out.

Yea this is good, Plan Sun or Plan S for killing Thanos, I want at least 50 of these plans.

(*Plan C is to cut him up in pieces* (do i leave this in?) )

That's enough for now time to go see Nat.

(Flashback End)

"Yeah i had a blast" Nat just deadpans at me, I made a pun, deal with it

I turn back to the rest "Blew up like a hundred bases in a few hours, it should be on the news right about now."

Alexi turns on the TV, and switches to watch American Channels.

The news reporter starts talking "There have been a series of attack's, by what we assume is the work of the Ice man, going by the Giant Icebergs we found on some of the Bases, it seems he is experimenting with new methods. People have stated that he destroyed some with Swords made out of orange light. This man is extremely dangerous, please contact the authorities if you see him and then immediately evacuate to safety..."

"Damn I do good work" I say looking at the destruction I caused,

"Ughhh, I'm going to need a new bottle" Yelena just gives up and slams her head on to the table

Word Count 1360

A/N

Fixed up the last chapter a bit, and rly, like none of you had any ideas for a conversation... or any ideas for the chap in general. I know it was a shitty chap, that's why I asked for help...

*Can someone please just give me the number of points that he has, so i don't have to go looking through the chapters.

* Off scene, when he was healing her mind, I'm not going to put in every little detail, especially with this Widows mini arc, that is giving me headaches

*Plan C is from Sakurasou Shina Mashiro, Plan C is to cut someone up