Is It Luck or Misfortune?

My emotions are in disarray! I don't know how to feel, knowing my situation is nothing more than a random omnipotent being's bout of inspiration. Honestly, what else would explain the precarious situation I find myself in. I don’t even know what is more distressing. Newly revealed memories of a Celtic lancer who rushes into battle with spandex, or a somewhat familiar 3-eyed figure in fishnets; who stands next to a constipated spirit boxer. Wait, is that a status bar in the corner, Oh No! Oh No! Oh No! Please don't tell me this is one of those cliche labour intensive systems, that controls my actions through antagonising notes and unjustified punishments! {.................} This couldn't get any worse. [A figure embodying Murphy's Law whispers, "It's a multiverse system......] Sh*t