Chapter 29 : Wonderland Tea Party part three

Dahlia had to be wearing the most scandalous medieval dress I had seen since I crossed over into this strange and wonderful world.

If this was the last world, she might have been okay, but even then just barely hitting the acceptable line.

But this isn't my last world, and she is so very clearly wearing something that none of us would be caught dead in.

She's in a short (insanely short, so short that you can't even look south of her upper torso. And even then you wouldn't want to look there.) skirt piece with some strange holey stocking that looks like she just had dirty sex in the prince's parlor.

Her top, if you can even call it that, is pushing her breasts up so much that it's barely covering...certain pointy points that all human beings have. And it's a strange unflattering puke green with purple spots that look like bleach stains. It basically looks like she found the most unflattering corset and made it worse by cutting and dying it.

I'm certain she's trying to go for the random yet fashionable fashion idol's wear nowadays but it's so not working. Especially in such a backward era. She just looks like a raped mess and it's so not flattering.

And her hair...We're not even going to discuss that nest that'll be the main horror in my nightmares tonight.

Yes, I'm clearly gay. Don't rub it in, please.

The moment she came in she immediately flounced over to me, her...chest seemingly floating disturbingly with every bubbly movement, and starting talking to me as if we were very close friends.

She stinks.

I cannot tell you how bad her perfume is.

Or maybe she doesn't even know what hygiene is!

Oh god. I'm going to make myself sick with such thoughts.

I hope she at least brushes her teeth. Wouldn't want her in such close proximity with nasty breath.

I looked at Dayan to save me but she apparently is too busy eating sweets.

What a cruel friend.