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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · ゲーム
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601 Chs

Chapter 383 Multiple Choice Realm Breaking Task? Riot in Myriad Snake City!_2

"As long as the Territory's Heart of Myriad Snake City remains intact, we can use it as the core to rebuild a huge city! Together with the Underground Great Wall, we will help each other guard the territory of Xia Country."

"What do you think?"

Zheng Cheng immediately said, "It's feasible."

"Five damaged Territory's Hearts? I think I'm making a profit."

"Thanks a lot, kid!" Shen Nanfeng said earnestly, "After this is over, I will definitely ask for a commendation on your behalf!"

"Also... is your plan this time to complete the LV79 Realm Breaking Task?"

"As a senior who has gone through it, let me give you a piece of advice; unless it's absolutely necessary, don't use the first path to break through to the Epic Level."

"Otherwise, your strength will be much weaker compared to Epic Level powerhouses who have comprehended the true Rule Power and possess powerful domain power. You simply won't be able to compare with them."

"Realm Breaking Task..."