Here we go again - Dxd (Au)[Indefinite Hiatus]

In vastness of nothingness , we can see a cube floating , surprisingly it wasn't affected by the pressure of the void, which was trying to devour it. After who knows how much time, a crack formed on the cube, it was so small that it was invisible to the naked eye, however soon it became visible, and continued growing till the whole cube broke into equal parts, from their came a ethereal mass of white , it started homing towards the nearest world available and got sucked in a current made of nothingness?.

Unknown pov

I have finally exited that shithole of place and entered a new body, it seems like I am currently in a womb, with another presence beside me, it seems due to my soul , a new body was created, well kudos to my twin, their potential will be upgraded just due to presence of my soul. I entered this world with a technique cloaking my soul, so chances of me being a foreign entity to be found out is close to negligible.

Well, I am a serial kill- , I mean a serial reincarnator with having lived to close to 100 lives I think ,or was it 1000... I don't remember the exact number nor gonna waste my time on checking my abundance of memories.

Well, in the last life , I died by challenging a person far above my level, I wanted to defeat that guy by breaking my limits in battle.

Well, I did break my limits , in fact multiple times, but that guy had a hidden card up his sleeve, oh well, no only that he was a sadist, so after defeating me he locked me in an artifact in which time stretches up to infinity , quite literally and threw that in the void, so I don't get resurrected by a guy who wants to conquer the world by freeing me.

Well, I did broke out , quite early in fact, I had some basic knowledge on runes and seals, so I developed those and found a way out of the artifact in just 1000 years.

Well, that might sound a lot by mortal standards, but if comparing the level of beings at my level at that time, and the grade of artifact, the fact that I managed that feat is absurd.

Heck, the guy I challenge was considered young by the standards of his species, he was only Quadrilion's of years old, well, that is super old even by my standards, which are quite high , for me being living different lives every tuesday.

Just kidding, but it was idiotic of him to lock me their instead of killing me, but either way, I am gonna beat his ass if I see him next time.

Moving on , I started moving?, oh I can see first ray of light in this new world, has it already been 9 months ?, talk about long monologues.

Well, one childbirth later, me and my twin were held by a brown haired lady with violet eyes, she was smiling and was saying something which sounded gibberish to my ears, sigh, I guess I have to learn a new language again, I am sick and tired of doing that, well , it shouldn't take more than few hours, if I am lucky , it wouldn't even take few minutes, at least for basic of the language, I will develop it later by interacting individually with a person. 

Well, next up I can see a chad looking guy, who was also radiating happiness , seeing by his huge grin, my instincts are saying that both of these people are dangerous , how funny , I guess my immediate family in this world are strong , I wonder how they rank in the powerscale of this new world.

This guy was talking for atleast 20 minutes while holding us, can't he understand that we can't understand him, the other twin of mine who was red headed already started dozing off, what the hell, I wanna sleep too, but I am also curious about this guy and my mother, both are actually radiating demonic aura, which I tried checking myself for also found out same, so I am race with demonic aura, eh, It's been a while since I reincarnated in such a race.

After 20 more minutes of torture, I had enough with this bullshit, I can't understand anything, I found out that I had some level of control in my new body, how convenient , I started hitting his arm, woah, My hand is actually hurting, his physique is good considering even if I am a baby at the moment, well, few more hits and my right hand is gonna get broken, talk about hitting a wall.

Well, I was finally passed to a silver haired lady, she was wearing a maid uniform, woah, are we some kind of nobles or something, wondering about that I let out a giggle, which caused the previous man to say something, I can guess he is jealous, well sucks to be you old man.

Well, this time I was passed onto a man similar to the previous one but his build was different, his hair had a different shade of red , hmm, he reminds me of anime with a female character looking like him, is he male version of her ?, or related to that ?, now recalling whatever that previous man was saying, it has some words being 'Gremory' ,hmm, looking at the baby beside me , my guess was confirmed, yeah, I am in every pervert's desirable world , Dxd.

A few months later 

It has been around 6 months since I was born in this perverted world, I won't be surprised if the will of this world or universe is a huge perverted entity, seeing everyone's outfit and occasional accidents I have seen be the proof of my claims.

But ignoring it, we are 24*7 with our caretaker aka our maid aka Our sister in law aka Grayfia, well, yeah, she takes care of our basic needs. We are regularly visited by the old man, mom and big bad devil Oni-chan, I thought Satans were plagued by paperwork, does he have time to visit daily ?, well I guess he can manage, well in the original he was a siscon, unsurprisingly, he now is brocon too, who would have thought?

Well, devil babies can start speaking from 6 months, and yesterday Rias spoke out her first word when Sirzechs was holding him, said "Oni-chan" and people wondered why he is a siscon. 

Well, today I will say my first word and I am excited to see their reaction.

Sirzechs pov

It has been a few years since I have become a super satan and taking the responsibilities is not my cup of tea. Just the paperwork I have to deal with just being in charge of domestic affairs is hectic, to say the least, it's mainly due to the nature of devils and their desire to make conflicts, at least I don't have to clear the messes of young masters making trouble with fallen or angels , such courtesy belongs to Serafall, sigh.

Well, after dealing with oday's portion of problems, Grayfia's presence boosts my work, if seeing by the current efficiency, well, I need to find a new system to deal with these problems or I will probably go berserk.

Well, entering the house, I am excited to meet Rias and Hiro, well, apart from that yesterday Rias said her first word 'oni-chan', I am still over the moon over that fact and smug about it, my parents were jealous especially dad. Speaking of him, Hiro hates him, he always starts thrashing when he is in his embrace , it's really funny seeing his expression every time I see it.

After greeting everybody on the way I finally reached my house, I should have just teleported, I sat with Grayfia and the twins, My parents were on a field trip regarding House Gremory matters , they should be coming tomorrow , I think. Grayfia wasn't in her maid uniform, currently she was currently off duty, as when on her duty as maid, she will never sit with us, she is that strict about it, well I find that cute about her. 

Twins were sitting on an elevated chair with seat belts on it for safety reasons. Suddenly, Hiro motioned me to pick him up, well, I know he wants that going by previous experiences , well, I wonder why he did that, well, I picked him up after removing the seat belt. 

"So, did you completed the previous project you were working on ?" asked Grayfia 

"Nope, It is on hold for now" I said, " what about the one related to Rating games ?" she asked , " That too is on hold for now" I said while feeding Hiro with a spoon.

" What about the ones related to Asmodeus , Leviathan and Beelzebub Houses ?" said my wife with her eyes narrowed 

" Oh , those ones ... , I totally forgot about those, I got distracted due to sanctioning of Ajuka 's newest magical device, have you checked it out ?" I said , "Don't change the topic" she said, glaring at me for few seconds then sighing in defeat 

Well I might be slacking off on my duties due to her absence , but today I am in mood to mess with her, "Well, It might be due to lack of attention you are giving me these days " I said with a double meaning in the statement, she just deadpanned at me with light blush on her face, she always look cute when she is like that.

I heard "Ecchi" , when I looked at the source of the voice, Hiro was pointing at me with a finger with a judging gaze ?, wait did his first word was 'ecchi', and me being the cause ?, I was dumbfounded.

I wasn't the only one who was shocked , Grayfia took Hiro away from me with a glare at me , her look clearly stating that it's my fault that a infant is saying words he isn't supposed to. How is it my fault ?