hazbin hotel universe harem x male reader

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Charles Linder

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O/n= online name

Y/n= your name

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It was another peaceful day in hell as the fires were burning and dead bodies were littered all around the place.

Gunshots can be heard coming from a building on an average day, and the sounds of sinners bickering with each other can be heard from inside the building.

Male Sinner: You fucking bitch I paid you for your service!

Female Sinner: Not my fault that your tiny dick is a two-pump chump from a simple blow job. Hell, you even came at my touch.

Inside the building, two sinners were at a standoff with each other. The female sinner went to grab something from her pocket, and what she pulled out was no other than a grenade, which she threw at the man.

However, her aim was so horrible that it landed right between them.

Male Sinner: you fucking bitch!

The man quickly ran for the closest window, jumping through the glass and shattering it while the woman did the same.

The two both landed outside the building, which they turned to look at, waiting for the grenade to go off.

Seconds passed without an explosion. However, before the two could breathe a sigh of relief, the orphanage beside the building exploded.

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*their reaction*

They slowly turned to look at each other again; however, this time, they were ready to kill each other.

They were about to fight. However, someone from the building next door spoke up.

???: Hey, can you shut the fuck up, for the love of Lucifer's sake.

The two looked at the building and saw another sinner with his body halfway through the window peering down at the two.

Male sinner: Hey fuck you!

???: No fuck you!!!

Female: well, I'm not saying no if you pay. But Fuck you too.

???: No fuck you!

A window from a few apartments down opened, and a much older woman popped her head out.

Older woman: please stop saying those hurtful words.

???: fuck off, you old racist.

Male sinner: stay dead, you old hag.

Older woman: you fucking kids don't have self-respect anymore these days.

She shuts her window.

???: Man, we have to be better than that hag.

Male sinner: yeah, I know.

??: Look, can you two just go kill each other somewhere else? That's all I'm asking.

Female sinner: if you pay me, I can think about it.

Y/n threw a brick that had $100 on it, hitting her in the face. She grabbed her face while also crouching down to grab the cash.

Female sinner: asshole

The two started making their way out of the area, finally giving the sinner peace. He pulled himself back inside the building, heading to his bed to rest again.

He scratched behind his wolf ear, causing it to feel pretty good and flicker a little.

It's only been a couple of years since he's been there, and as much as he wished that he wasn't, the truth was that he deserved to be there after everything he had done.

After all, he did kill a couple of his classmates. By couple, it was somewhere in the 70s, along with making a deal.

However, it wasn't all his fault since they were the ones that kept bullying him. So as you may say fuck around and find out.

Those events sadly ended with him dying in a forest that he used to hide out in when wolves viciously attacked him.

He only found out after dying that the way you die affects your hell's appearance. This explains his wolf ears, but that wasn't the only appearance change he received.

Glancing over his shoulder, he could see his tail poking upwards. 

However, he kept most of his human appearance, except for the slightly darker skin color. It was more gray-toned, matching the wolves that killed him.

"Ding"

Grabbing his phone from his pocket, he saw that he had received a message from his online friend.

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L

L: Yo asshole, you online yet?

O/n: yeah, what up bitch?

L: Nothing. I'm just bored out of my mind about this meeting that my dad had me attend.

O/n: damn, that crazy sounds like you problem.

L: Come on, don't be like that.

O/n: Let me guess you want to play a game together.

L: :3

O/n: okay, what do you want to play?

L: how about sinner royal 

O/n: fine.

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They played against each other for a couple of hours before he had to get up and get some mail from his door.

While looking through the mail, he noticed a big red word on one of the letters.

Reading the words, it said: Get your shit out of here by today!

He couldn't help but laugh a little, but eventually, he calmed down before sighing. He didn't want to mess with the building's owner. Mainly because the owner was a bitch about the most little of things.

He opens his phone to tell his friend.

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L

O/N: Hey, I'm going to be offline for a while. I guess I'm getting kicked out of my place.

L: LOL, skill issue.

O/n: Man fuck you.

L: love you too, man

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He chuckled before walking over and starting to pack his stuff. The good news was that, with the amount of things he had, he could fit everything into his suitcase.

The only thing he couldn't bring with him was his gaming setup.

He made sure to grab his two weapons, his SMGs.

He would have preferred for this to happen after extermination, which was in an hour from now. So he was in a pretty much bad situation.

He closed the door behind him as he entered the building's hallway. While walking down the hallway, he passed by the old lady's apartment from earlier.

He smirked as he grabbed something from his jacket. He placed a small gift on the ground and quickly knocked on the door before leaving.

He took a deep breath of "fresh" air as he walked outside. He started making his way down the street from his old building complex as it exploded.

He looked over at the building, seeing the explosion from the old lady's apartment. He simply shook his head as he continued on his way.

After some time, he found himself standing outside one of Vee's TV stations as they were showing the countdown to extermination.

There wasn't much time left, so he had better find himself someplace soon, or he could see himself permanently dead.

While looking at the TV, he didn't notice someone else standing beside him, watching it very interestingly.

???: such an interesting place.

His eyes drifted to the figure as they spoke. He wasn't quite able to make out their appearance, but he could see a little of their face, at the very least.

Just from their faces alone, they seemed like pretty normal human beings. But that couldn't be since he saw two bulges against her back, almost like wings.

She could have been one of those recent deaths that have been trending on social media, which was to die by bird.

They had the lightest grey skin tone and white dots where their noses would be and on the sides of their eyes, with blue eyes. 

???: You must be a new dead soul.

?????: Oh, uh, yeah, nice to meet you. I'm M or Ema, or you could call me whatever you want. I usually go my whatever.

She suddenly clasped her hands around one of his as she shook hands with him.

???: All right, I'll go with Ema. It'll be nice to meet you. You can call me y/n.

Ema: Yay! I made my first friend in hell!

Y/n: Haha, sure.

Y/n thought that this lady might be crazy or something. Who makes friends just like that?

Y/n: Anyway, As much as I would love to keep talking with you. I better get going if I don't want the angels to get me.

She tilted her head in a confused manner as if he was saying something that shouldn't be possible.

Ema: the angels are about to come down here?

Y/n: Yeah, you don't want to get caught by them.

She seemed nervous about his answer. He was unsure why she was, but he had better start moving.

Y/n: cya later then.

He took a couple of steps before she spoke up.

Ema: Wait, how can I talk to you again?

Y/N: Oh, you want my phone number? I mean, sure, it's not like I have a reason to hide it.

He walked back towards her and held out his hand, waiting for her to give him her phone.

Y/n: Oh, my bad, I forgot you just got here. Hold on a moment.

He dropped one of the bags he was holding and pulled out an old phone. Make sure to delete everything and completely restart it.

Especially the browser history.

Y/N: I already put my number in here, but the phone is broken, so you would need to fix it yourself. Anyway, I need to head out, but you can message me later if you want.

He waved goodbye before quickly getting the hell out of there. He was down to the clock on finding a safe place.

While he was leaving, Ema's eyes watched him for a moment before looking around. She quickly made her way into an alleyway, and as she did, a quick flash of light engulfed that area.

*sometime later*

Y/n spent some time just chilling in a dumpster as chaos was happening. However, he wasn't the only one, as two buff-looking mice were having a workout session in the corner of the dumpster.

As the people's screams got quieter, he said his goodbye and thanked the buff mice before jumping over the dumpster wall.

Now that it seemed like the extermination was coming to an end. He could now think about finding a new place for himself.

His ears perked up as he heard the sounds of someone hurt close by him. Not only that, but he could also hear laughter coming from a group of sinners in the same direction.

He slowly crept through the back alleys of hell until he reached a dumpster. There, he saw a girl lying beside it, looking like her eyes had gushed out.

Y/n: Hey, are you alright?

If he had seen this happening, he would have usually done nothing, but the one thing he hated with a fire in his heart was someone getting jumped on.

The sounds of footsteps slowly approached him from behind until they stopped a few feet away.

Looking over his shoulder, he saw a group of sinners.

Sinner1: Yo, that slut is ours, so back off and find your own slut. 

Sinner 2: Ya, so back the fuck off. We deserve a reward for making it through another extermination, right, boys?

Sinner4: I can go for a pizza right now.

Sinner 3: No, they are talking about fucking the girl, dude.

Sinner4: oh, but I still want pizza.

Sinner1: just shut up, dude

The sinner started marching toward the two, and Y/n looked back at the woman. She was glaring past him and at the sinner who was walking over.

The sinner held his hand out, going to grab the girl. However, before he could lay a finger on her, Y/N grabbed his arm, stopping him.

Y/n: didn't your whore of a mother teach you not to fuck with others

He then snapped the man's wrist with his bone sticking out. The man quickly pulled away, grabbing his hand and holding it up as blood squirted out from the wound. 

Sinner 1: FUCK HIM UP!!

Y/n eyes go wide as each sinner pulls out their weapons.

Y/n: Oh fuck this. 

He quickly turned to the woman and swooped his arms in a bride style underneath her body. He then promptly started running away from the group.

The female sinner's eyes drifted up at him in a sense of femininity; however, that quickly changed as concern rose about his motives for helping her.

Y/n looked back down at her, seeing how injured she was.

Y/n: Hey, please tell me that you still wake

???: I….Am…..

He ran into the street, looking where to go before running into another alley.

Y/n: Alright," huff," grab my gun from my waist and shoot a couple of them, would you?! Just don't shoot me, would you?

She weakly went to grab his gun and tried aiming at the sinners chasing behind. A few bullets were shot out from it, hitting a few.

One got shot in the head, while another hit one in the leg, causing him to fall.

He quickly tried running around a corner; however, one bullet from their chaser hit him in his leg, making him collapse to the ground.

He tried his best to shield the female sinner with his body as they crashed into the ground.

He quickly got up and went to grab his SMG; however, it flew a few feet away from him. He was not going to make it back in time if he tried to get it.

But just then, a voice came from the direction of a building.

???: Hey, over here quickly!

He saw someone wave at them from a garage door. With nowhere else to run, he picked the girl up and limped over to the person.

Once they were in, the person closed the door. No one was in sight when the group of sinners got there, so they kept running forward, as it made the only sense.

Y/N: He felt that he could finally relax a bit. He looked around before heading to a chair and placing the woman on it.

After that run, He sat a couple of feet away and finally got some air in.

He finally got a good look at the person who helped them. It was a woman with a red tuxedo, blond hair, and white skin.

She took a piece of her shirt, ripped it, and tied it around the woman's eye before walking over and doing the same to his foot.

???: that was a close one for the both of you, wasn't it?

Y/n: Definitely

The other woman just stares and listens to the two.

Y/n: thanks for the help, ms.?

???: oh, you can call me Charlie

Y/n: Well, thanks for the hiding place, Charlie.

New Word count: 2460. Old word count: 1993

Well, here is our first-anniversary gift: a remake of chapter 1. I hope you like the slight improvements to it.

Look forward to the new chapter later today.