Fate/Whimsical God

—Fate Whimsical God— (Crack-fic) Some poor sod awakens in the void, accidentally wills himself into becoming a nigh-omnipotent god, then crash lands into the world of Fate before life had even sprouted on the planet. Author's notes: First of, I would like to say I'll probably write this while I'm sleep deprived, so don't expect this fic to actually have any semblance of quality. P.S: Indiscriminate gender-bending.