Fake Deadpool In Twilight

Yo, outsidr here, and if you're feeling some Deja Vu about this book, there's a reason. Not long ago this account was hacked and the person who did it deleted all my fics. Luckily, I found this fic and a few others on a different site I posted on so I thought I'd re-upload them here again, but I quickly changed my mind. I decided to re-upload a better and rewritten version instead.

Now for the regular disclaimers.

Disclaimer #1: I remember some of the complaints many of you had in the original. For example, you hated that I changed Alice's personality so much(from cheerful to dark). This time I didn't do that and compromised in another way.

Here there will be Two female leads. First is the cheerful Alice Cullen and second is the goth girl, Eliza Cullen(Jenna Ortega). This way it seems we have the best of both words, but I warn you, not everything is as it seems on the surface with those two.

Disclaimer #2: As always, this story takes place in an alternate universe of Twilight so some things you know may not apply here; but unlike before it won't be major things that are super different.

Hopefully, I'm not shadowbanned so people can actually see this in the tagged categories...

That's all, enjoy.

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"What a day," Tyreec John sighed as he fell back onto his bed; it had been a long day for him.

Tyreec was your everyday young man from New York. His life consisted of school, work, exercise, and hobbies; his life was just like everyone else's. Currently, he was eighteen and in his final year of Highschool and he couldn't even express how much it sucked. The best way he could put his outlook on school was that it was a warzone full of gossip and people who didn't shower.

Outside of what he considered his monotone school life, he worked part-time at a local cafe as a server; it wasn't anything special but it allowed him to have a cover-up and save up money he needed for music-related things which wasn't cheap at all.

Music was his hobby, the biggest one at that; if he could, Tyreec would make every moment of his waking life full of music in its rawest essence, but of course, that simply wasn't possible for the current him.

To the young man, Music was an escape from every day worries. He could sing his heart out or play his favorite instrument, the piano. He could paint a perfect image in people's minds without even speaking; music allowed this as it was a universal language for all and being the type of guy he was, Tyreec created music as well.

It was his passion to master as many instruments as he could and with that mastery, he made a lot of music and put it onto as many music platforms as he could. It wasn't easy but over the years, he was able to create a large enough following of musical supporters to bring in around six thousand a month which for someone his age was very good.

Despite the money he gained from music, Tyreec still worked as a server, and for a simple reason: he needed a cover for the things he purchased. Unfortunately, despite trying, Tyreec had never been able to sway his parents into supporting his musical dreams; it had been so ineffective that he'd completely given up.

His family was one that supported only the achievements he made in school; to them, college should be his only goal as that was the only way they believed he could succeed in life. In their eyes, music was an overexaggerated hobby of his that got in the way of what truly mattered in this world: academics.

"Whatever... It's not much longer before I can move out..." Tyreec mumbled as he drifted off to sleep completely unaware that this was his last moment in the so-called 'modern world'.

--An unknown amount of time later--

Waking up from what felt like an incredibly deep sleep, Tyreec stretched himself out for a few moments before his eyes fluttered open, and in that split second that he did, he froze; nothing around was familiar to him.

"What the shit..." He mumbled as his eyes scanned his surroundings; all around the newly dead man was infinite white. In every direction was an endless white space; and outside of the large floating panel floating near him, Tyreec was certain he was alone.

[Congratulations, you have been chosen as your world's reincarnator.] An emotionless and robotic voice echoed throughout the dimension before continuing. [In front of you is a panel, read it, then follow the instructions.] The robotic voice said before its presence disappeared.

Shock was the only way to describe Tyreecs current expression, feelings, and mind; he'd just woken up and he could tell you with complete certainty that this was never something he expected.

Trying his best to calm down but failing expeditiously, Tyreec did the next best thing, read the damn panel.

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[ World of Reincarnation: Twilight ]

- Boons -

Boon 1: (Click to spin lottery)

Boon 2: (Click to spin lottery)

Boon 3: (Click to spin lottery)

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 "Goddamn..." He mumbled with wide eyes; everything was sinking in with incredible speed as he read the panel over and over but just as the peak of his shock was reached, Tyreec immediately felt his emotions being suppressed until a safe, calm, and collected mind was left; he felt incredibly clear-minded, it was nice.

'This place is weird.' he said to himself knowing this dimension had something to do with it; immediately after he understood what the concept of reincarnation insinuated for him, his turmoiling emotions were handled.

Standing in silence for a while, Tyreec began to think over things. He had no choice but to accept this now despite being slightly cynical about it all; if not for what happened, he wasn't exactly sure he'd trust all this; if anything he imagined himself to be in a crazy-ass new Saw movie.

"Twilight, huh?" The dead man muttered, he had covered all sorts of fiction throughout his life so he was fully aware of Twilight.

Twilight was a world of Vampires and Wolves but despite its supernatural aspects, it revolved more around love and the pursuit of it. It was by no means a world like DC or Warhammer where danger lurked behind every corner but it did have its fair share of dangers. Vampires ran around killing humans, and humans themselves were dangerous but that was every world.

Taking a deep breath, Tyreec put aside his thoughts and clicked the spin button next to the first boon; immediately upon doing so a small lottery wheel appeared in front of him before spinning quickly.

'Twilight isn't a very strong world so I should be fine with relatively decent boons.' Tyreec said to himself hoping he wouldn't be unlucky here.

Quickly, many things began to list themselves on the lottery wheel; from Complete Maduka Bochiha inheritance, Partial Dogman inheritance, and Perfect Soul King inheritance, to Partial Goku Inheritance, Complete Squirrel fusion, and Complete Loser inheritance; there were so many things he could possibly get.

Patiently, Tyreec watched the wheel spin for what felt like hours until finally it stopped, and what it held wasn't exactly what the young man was expecting.

"Perfect Deadpool Existential Fusion," he read aloud as a grin worked its way onto his face; Deadpool was cool as hell and he certainly wouldn't have a problem killing some Vampires, let alone this so-called 'Perfect Deadpool'.

"How much stronger would the Perfect Deadpool be in comparison to... MCU Deadpool?" Tyreec questioned aloud knowing he wouldn't receive an answer; despite having read many Deadpool comics, he couldn't remember a Perfect Deadpool so he was curious about this.

With the wheel now motionless the first boon on the panel was filled but it also came with a description of the boon which Tyreec read quickly as a wider smile formed on his face before moving on to the next boon; even if it went back this time he would probably be fine with the first boon he received.

Again, Tyreec saw many things on the wheel but this time he unfortunately didn't know half of them, unlike the stuff from the first wheel spin. Finally after watching for a bit the lottery wheel came to a halt and when it did he couldn't help but think of how he'd received something from Marvel twice.

"Last one...." Tyreec said as he released a deep breath before continuing with a serious expression. "Don't be Hitler!"

Quickly, the wheel spun; it seemed to hold more power than before in the eyes of Tyreec, for reasons unknown to him, he felt as if something would certainly go wrong here.

"Oh, okay."

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Boon 1: Perfect Deadpool Existential Fusion

- Brief Boon description: In a special Marvel Universe, there exists a Perfect version of Deadpool; you will fuse with him.

Boon 2: Abilities of Spiderman

- Brief Boon description: Spiderman is a human mutate; you will receive his abilities.

 Boon 3: Special Evolvable senses

- Brief Boon description: Your senses will be extremely sensitive and fine-tuned in your next life, far surpassing the realm of humans, but it will also have the potential to grow to much greater proportions.

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"Yup, as I thought," Tyreec said as he nodded his head. "Fusion description doesn't explain shit."

Trying to get a better understanding of the boons by their descriptions, Tyreec focused on the fusion boon in particular. The other boons were relatively simple to understand but the fusion was not so much; it required a bit more brain juice.

Wandering if he was missing anything from the conclusion he'd built in his head, Tyreec watched as the large panel crumbled into nothingness and a new one formed in its place, but unlike the previous one, it said nothing of boons.

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Price: Sight

- Price description: During your second life you will never be able to use your eyes as your sight will be disabled. Understand that your healing factor will not be able to change this nor will a replacement, treatment, etc; you will be permanently blind.

[Commencing reincarnation...]

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"Fuck! I knew nothing was free!"

To be continued...