Fake stages
-Before Danzo's Defeat-
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Fuinjutsu (Sealing Arts)
The most broken kind of art of all.
The only limit is the use of Kanji.
Yes, Kanji... also known as Chinese characters.
What? You thought it was Japanese?
Ahahaha, f*ck no. Kanji refers to logographic Chinese characters taken from the Chinese script and used in the writing of Japanese.
Altogether there are over 50,000 characters of Chinese Hanzi.
I might be a Japanese in this life, but figuring out the meaning of "Sword of shinobi love" into something of, "Haha three-pronged kunai teleporting you everywhere go... BRRR" might be a bit too hard, even for me.
Which is why I used English instead.
But English alphabets are actually quite easy to learn, since they consist of alphabets.
Meaning, that they could decipher them quickly if they were to have a dictionary or some sort.
That's why...
*BOOOM*
The seal with "01100101 01111000 01110000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01101001 01101111 01101110" on it, explodes in front of Jiraiya.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!??" (Jiraiya)
"Well, I just wanted to try it." (Ishigami)
Those numbers practically translate to "Explosion" if you were to translate it.
It actually feels more and more like coding a program instead of making a seal.
Noice.
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Name: Ishigami Yu
Race: Enlightened/Sage
Gender: Male
Preceding evolution path: Human
Lv: 40
HP: 2509/2510
EP: 3992/4610
SP: 21
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Title:
『Zombie Slayer』
Skills:
『Observation Lv19』
-Ability to gain information.
-Acquisition: Leveling up.
『Universal Affinity Lv5』
-Specific extraterrestrial energy is no longer needed to manipulate magicules, etc.
-Acquisition: Combine Chakra Control and Magic Affinity.
『Universal Thread LvMaxed』
-Upgraded version of the sticky-steel thread.
-Acquisition: Combine Sticky thread and Steel Thread as one skill category.
『Regeneration Lv5』
-Ability to regenerate.
-Acquisition: Due to repeated actions.
『Brutality Lv5』
-Ability
to analyze damage when deciding to deliver an attack.
-Acquisition: Due to repeated actions.
『Reaper Lv10』
-Ability
to manipulate, and absorb the power of the Victim's soul.
-Acquisition: Acknowledgement by The Harvester.
『Thought acceleration Lv15』
-Ability
to accelerate thoughts depending on the user's capability.
-Acquisition: copied from Skillsharer.
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-After Defeating Danzo-
Later, all of the future archeologists are made confused by four individuals.
Shinigami no Ishigami (Ishigami the Shinigami) was then looked upon as a villain throughout the history, and while there's a lot of debate about whether Danzo Shimura is a fake hero or not, there are certainly stories like "The fallen angel, Rimuru" and "Dark hero, Danzo".
There's also a book called "Jiraiya the gallant", written in the most confusing way as if it's a mashed-up between Shinigami no Ishigami, Fallen Angel Rimuru, and Dark hero Danzo from the perspective of a very perverted sage.
Even though, in the future, someone wrote a book called "Ishigami" and become so much popular for quite some time, with futuristic themed storylines of a guy having a game-like and reward ability, crossing through worlds via a Chatting Group.
But all of that are stories for another time.
Because for now...
"*Sigh* I feel like I suddenly don't want to become the Hokage anymore~ Well, then! Bye everyone~" (Ishigami)
""""""""HUH!????"""""""" (Literally, everyone)
"I'll be in hell if you need me! Oh, and Hiruzen, may I take the forbidden scroll so I could take the 『dead demon-consuming seal』? I may? Thanks!!! Goodbye everyone~!!"
That was when a huge scroll appeared on his hand and he waved at everyone while pressing a certain Icon labeled "Go back to the original world now".
""""'"""""""HUUUUUHHH!?????""""'"""""""
Of course, the touted Shinigami, now also known as the "Death God Of Shinobi" was also stated as "Childish" and enjoys seeing people's skeptical faces throughout history afterward.
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-With Shin Wolford-
Shin didn't join today's agenda of "Ishigami bewildering everyone"-show, so he was fine mentally and physically.
Well... "was"
"Hey~ are you listening!?" These words came from a redheaded girl he came across.
Uzumaki Karin. In the original, she would join Orochimaru once the invasion arc ended.
Orochimaru would destroy the hidden village of grass and Karin will join him.
Well, it happened differently in this timeline.
"Do you want to go to a place away from Kusa and you'll be given the freedom to a certain extend, maybe... you won't need to let people bite you or you don't need to heal them too?" With a FLAT face and STIFF tone, Shin asked the redhead who looked at him skeptically.
"Your voice is too stiff, as if you were just memorizing them from a script" the redhead stated blankly.
"I know... Ishigami-san didn't tell me how to say it. If I were to change the tone of voice by myself, it'll sound like a commercial instead."
The redhead frowned even further at the purple-haired kid.
Originally, The four ninja of sounds; Jirobo, Kidomaru, Tayuya, And Sakon-ukon were supposed to appear to create a barrier and trapped Orochimaru and the Third Hokage, so they can have a 1v1.
But it was Rimuru who transported all the four ninjas of sound too random places via his Shadow step. He found out how to make others sink into their own shadows instead and transported them somewhere.
Well, Shin beat one of them who had two heads, presumably Sakon? or Ukon?
He didn't know...
"Can you please wait a moment? I gotta make a call." Stating that to the bewildered Karin, Shin pulled out his smartphone and...
"Ishigami-san... how am I going to take her back?"
[You opened your random box yesterday, right? It was a ticket, right?] A voice came out from the mysterious device.
'Ishigami?' Karin was very much confused.
She believed that was the name of the invader who was announced yesterday.
But who— no, rather than that, what kind of situation is she in right now???
"Uhuh!? wha- Then I won't be using that ticket then!!!??"
[The hell are you talking about? You can't go, so why not let her.]
"And the location to the tickets is... "
[My place of course]
"What... What are you trying to make her do in there?"
[What, you're curious? train her of course. My plans for this world are vast you know? It's a vast plan that will make you light headed]
"You're not trying to destroy this world, aren't you?"
[what makes you think of that now? just do it! come on!]
Such, was Shin Wolford's exchange with the shining rectangular object.
He then gave Karin a piece of paper— no, it's a "ticket"?
"Take this"
"Huh!?" What the heck is going on— is the kind of face Karin is making right now.
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To be continued.
(A/N: Sorry for not uploading, I needed to prepare for college. And I'm kinda depressed so I hope you guys just put an "understandable, have a nice day in the comments" byeeee)