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Mc: Ahhhhhhhhh..""my head hurt"".what the hell,where am I?
????: YOU DEAD
Mc: huhh ?? i`m sorry where am I ?
????: human,you"re has been here for 100,000 years.normal soul should been destroyed.You"re interesting soul.
Mc: uhhh...am I died...DAMNITTTTTT..
????: hmmmm..you regretting something young soul?
Mc: IM STILL VIRGIN..ARRRGGGGGG....
????: What the hell..?
Mc: pleae please I beg you....give me chance to lose my virginity...hmmhmm "sob"sob
????: truly sad soul..hmmmm..then I shall give you 2 wish..ask me anything.What you want young soul ?
Mc: arggg..uhhh..eehhh ? really ? then then please give me Gamer System,but I dont what become slave to system.
????: Sure Young Soull..what youre 2 wish young soul?
Mc:hmmmmmm..."(I really dont need anything else,but what should I ask for)"...
????: Faster young soul...later I need to watch K-po ahemmm "cough "cough something..
Mc:(Dammit.what should I ask for)hmmmmmm.ahh...can I ask for human or guardian from other world?
????:Sure..why not.now what you wish?
Mc: smirk" FINALLY I CAN ACHIEVE MY GREATEST DREAMM IN MY ENTIRE LIFE....My 2 wish is....I WANT TSUNADE BECOME MY LOVER.
????: Hmmmm SURE..
Mc: YESSSSSSSZAAAAA
????: she's will become you're lover and stay with you forever until death come by.Now I just throw you somewhere just hope you happy..bye bye
Mc: wai...t.....wtf..."blank"......