- 12 章コンテンツ
- レビュー結果
- N/A応援
So I liked things started to put shit together so yeah have this monstrosity of a fic. Btw I can’t do consistent updates so uhhh yea 2 chapters a week at best, 1 at least a week. Also this is a crack fic that makes no sense and I have bad grammar because my editing sucks (All characters in this fan fiction are not mine except my own characters. Please support the other creators’ work, they are definitely better than me.)
Death. A concept no one could truly accept at a young age. Would anyone think about dying when they had such a long life ahead? Only at death's door do they realise they were useless anyways. They were replaceable, only really needed if they are part of the machine that society was.
"…"
Yes, was. I can't really prove my point if I am in an office in the middle of nowhere.
'God's Workshop'. This was the name of the company working in this building. They take in souls, reincarnate them with wishes and let them be on their way. Why? Because why not. When you are omni-everything, nothing can stop you from doing whatever you want. Boredom is a part of every living organism, maybe even gods become bored so they do this.
Either way, I am number 69420 on the waiting list and I hope that I am going to reincarnate somewhere cool. I have been trying to talk to the others but they don't seem to react. In a trance-like state, they only move once they are called upon and show no emotion no matter the situation. I even pulled down one guy's pants and he did not even do anything.
Not that I was social or anything but people not talking seemed odd. It seemed unnatural, like as if put under an illusion. Before I could come up with conspiracy theories I was called to room 9.
-inside room 9-
"Welcome mortal, it seemed that I have arrived late and have let stay in the void for far too long. Therefore as compensation I will grant you 5 wishes with some limitations of course." Said the dude in the black room.
The door behind me closed, keeping me inside this room with this weirdo. I tried moving back but fell on my butt due to my stupidity.
The dude:" Oh you poor thing, suffering in this black space. Come to me and tell me your wishes, I promise it will make you feel better."
Mc:" What do you mean by stuck here? I literally just came from the waiting room."
The dude:" Ah, I see. It seems the illusion caster is malfunctioning, that's great."
The dude:" Anyway, I don't think I need to play this role in front of you anymore. I ain't gonna be fired anyway because this is my boss's problem now."
My:" So now what Mr?"
The dude:" Call me Bob. Bob Uchiha. I work for God and I am gonna reincarnate you in another world with 5 wishes. No infinite wishes, I may get fired."
(A/N: I just remembered the name Bob Uchiha from somewhere still don't know where tho.)
Mc:" Does choosing the world count as a wish?"
Bob:" Nah. You can choose the world first though."
Mc:" Nice. I choose HCLW."
Bob:" What?"
Mc:" Hardcore Leveling Warrior."
Bob:" Sorry I forgot. There are so many people going around wanting to go to Naruto, Bleach, High school DxD, High school of the dead or My hero academia.
To be honest there are way too many of these people going to worlds that revolve around high schools and teenagers. I wonder if their pedos or something. Either that or their way too horny."
My:" I see and so can you give me some time to think?"
Bob:" Sure take as long as you want."
After saying this, he went to pull out a chair and started to sleep.
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Bob:" Dude, when I said 'take as long as you want' I did not actually mean that."
Mc:" I see, just give me 5 more minutes."
Afterwards, our dearest main character proceeds to rack his brain for ideas. 'How on earth do l decide on my wishes? I could literally ask for nearly anything in existence.'
Mc:" So because HCLW is a game world can I take the abilities I earned from the game into real life? Including the powers I get from wishing."
Bob:" Yep you do. We optimised this system to fulfil the wishes of you mortals to upmost quality."
Mc:" Thanks. So for my first wish, I want a customised D4C: Love Train."
Bob:" Ooohh. Finally someone wished for this. So may I ask how would you customise this already broken stand."
Mc:" I want D4C's first ability to allow me to travel to other universes and love train to repel all things that I consider bad when activated."
Bob:" Cool, for the first person to wish this in my presence this goes for the cost of 1 wish instead of 3."
Mc:" Nice. Time for extra wishes."
Mc:" For my second wish, I want a personal dimension that cannot be f*cked by bullshit beings."
Bob:" Fair enough."
Mc:" For my third wish, I want to have the power to control gaps."
Bob:" Okay, it seems I am creating a bs being."
Mc :" Yep. For my fourth wish, I want to have a gacha system that I can use to gain anything ."
Bob:" Granted, but you better know what you are doing."
Mc:" For my fifth wish, I want to have infinite gacha works."
Bob:" That is bullshit. And I love it."
Mc:" Thanks. However, I gotta ask, why you didn't put restrictions on my wishes."
Bob:" Because I just want to have fun."
Mc:" I see. Than kudos to you."
Bob:" Okay, I am going to send you over now."
Mc:" Bye."
Bob:" Good luck on your bizarre adventure."
Mc:"pfft."
This was my last conversation before I blacked out and appeared in a chamber that seemed to be pushing me out.
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So let's get this straight, I am gonna do a lot of stupid things with this fic so let's try to have fun.
-F/PJK
