Codename-Deathstroke

Let me tell you guys a story, not just any story. My story and how I got here today. It all started when I was at work. I was reading an issue of the titans, deathstroke had returned and stole the powers of Wally west. I remember thinking how cool it'd be if I could do the things he could. I mean the dude is one of the deadliest humans in the dc universe man.

" Dude! Deathstroke is kicking their assess right now. Oh man!" I thought as I read through the comic book but unfortunately as I placed it down a truck ran through the front entrance of the courthouse, and I wasn't fast enough to dodge it.

" And now here I am sitting in this GOD DAMN VOID!" I yelled as loud as I could hoping for someone or something to notice. " Why haven't I passed on yet?" I asked angrily, to be fair I was trapped here for what feels like forever.

" Haaaaaaaahooooohaaaaaooooo!" I heard a voice ring out trying to imitate the Halo theme song. But all it does is piss me off me more.

" Hey buddy do me favor all right, knock it off!" I yelled at the voice instantly making it stop." Thank God for that jesus I thought I was going to go even more crazy. Now, do you mind telling me what happened please." I said trying my best to be nice.

" I've been wanting to this for a while man why doesn't anyone ever let me finish it?" The voice asked sadly.

" Listen I'm sorry okay. I was just killed a while ago and I've been stuck here for a while man. I just want to know what's going on." I responded to the voice as softly as possible hoping to coerce him into talking to me.

" Look man I sneezed and blew a truck into the courthouse okay, surprisingly you're the only one who died." The voice explained to me in as nicest way as possible.

I feel the veins in my head start to twitch as I crack a twisted smile at the voice. " Really so you killed me. You know I've read about these kinds of things happening before and I think you owe me three wishes, right?" I ask hoping to get something out of this bullshit.

" Yes. go ahead and name them." The voice says dejectedly making me feel slightly bad for it.

" You know what buddy you go ahead and sing the song. I'll do it with you." I said to the voice hoping to make him happy and maybe convince him to give me another wish.

" Really? Alright let's do this." The voice exclaimed happily.

" Haaaaaaahaaahoooohahooooooo. Ohhhhhhoohohhhhhhoooo! Haaaaaaaaaahooooooohhaaaaaahoooooo!" We both yelled in unison, our voices echoing through the void around us.

" Oh man that was great we sounded awesome together. You're the first to do that with me young man. You know what I'll let you pick the world you go to as a bonus. How's that sound?" The voice asked making me smile genuinely at his happiness.

" Alright! That's awesome." I responded happily.

" Go ahead list them off." The voice stated.

" Okay first, I want all of the skills and knowledge of Deathstroke." I always did love that character, sure not the best guy when it comes to his relationships, but hey the guy can kick ass. " Second, I need an ability to keep me somewhat out of trouble so give Hit's time skipping ability." I don't think I need to explain the reasoning behind that.

" Okay, you're on a roll and I don't want to stop you, but why not just wish to be hit?" The voice asked " It would give you somewhat super strength."

" Okay let me rephrase my second wish I want all of hit's abilities from dragon ball super." I stated having understood that the voice was trying to help me out with the wishes. I guess he really is happy I did that with him.

" There we go, that way you won't get killed too easy, now third and final wish. Make it an interesting one." The voice said with a chuckle.

" Two words Demon Slayer. Let me get the abilities of Uzui Tengen The flamboyant sound Pillar!" I said as I did a flamboyant pose. My hand open palmed over my head while the other one is fully extended.

" I see his breathing techniques will increase the heightened sense you get from Deathstroke and your sword skills. Nice combination. Alright now pick the world." The voice said to me proudly.

" Easy choice. Actually, no it isn't oh god Dc or Marvel this is so hard. Can I have a coin please?" I ask as I decide to just flip for the choice.

" Sure, here you go." The voice responded as a coin magically appeared in my hands.

" Okay, Heads dc. Tails Marvel." I say as I flip the coin in the air. I close my eyes and wait until I hear the sound of the coin hitting the white floor below me. When I look down." It's tails alright Marvel universe earth 616 please." I say as the coin hits the ground tails up.

" Alright, now follow the lines on the floor to your body customization. And once you're done there, you'll be on your way to the marvel universe. Good luck my friend." The voice said as he ushered me on to the next room.

I walked forward following the small red lines forward until I reached a dark door, when I opened it, I saw a small circle in the middle of the dark room. I walked forward until I reached the middle of the circle and Image of myself appeared along with customization options that looked similar to that of cyberpunk 2077.

" Alright let's start with the height 6'6 is a decent a height for what I want to do, Uzui has a good build for his body, and he has white hair just like deathstroke. Fuchsia colored eyes. Let's see penis size....9 inches. Okay that's everything taken care of next." I say as I push the next button thinking I've come to the end of the creation screen, but another screen pops up. It's a gear system. " He's letting me pick my gear. I love this guy so much man. Can you hear me best friend?" I said as I cried manly tears of joy

" Alright let's go with deathstrokes armor from Arkham origins, Tengens swords. And it seems I only get one more choice. That's alright I'm grateful for getting this much all ready. Let's try the guns section. Jackal and casull gotta go with my boy Alucard's guns." I say as I pick the last of my equipment. " Alright I'm heading off now my friend, keep in contact you hear me!" I yell out into the void hoping this rob heard me. I step through the portal that opened up and I suddenly black out. When I finally awaken, I'm sitting in a cell in a dark room. " Guess I get to test out these abilities sooner than I thought." I say as a vicious grin finds its way across my face.