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BROCK THE R(C)OCK

AN EPIC STORY THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE(BECAUSE OF HOW PEAK THE PLOT IS)

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A START OF A JOURNEY

Story of Brock The Cock

*in a plains biome or idk what to call it irl*

*a furry was walking*

*sees something in the distance*

*Brock the COCK lands like a meteor on earth*

*starts hovering to fall on the ground slowly using his technique*

(The Cockter)

-he spins his cock around like a helicopter

*lands menacingly*

*sees the furry (he sees it as a prey)

*Furry tries to run away from brock just standing there menacingly!! *

*Brock sees the furry and expands and slims his cock in the size of a rope*

Brock:I call this the COCKBoy SNATCH

*Spins his rope like cock around seemingly like a rope spun by cowboys to capture animals*

BROCK:YEHHAWWW!!!

Brock:don't try to run away now, in the West there's no Rest

Furry:but this isn't even the west this is south

Brock:I don't care it still have the name America, because it's called South America, therefore it is the American Grounds buckaro

*Furry gets caught by the roke*

(Cock Rope)

*Brock watches old lady in swimsuit with his magazine*

*his cock gets soft and un-expand pulling the prey close to him*

Furry:please spare me!!

Brock:No I won't!!

Furry:dont eat me pls!!

Brock:who says in gonna eat you, I'm gonna give you backshots instead

Furry:but I'm a boy

Brock:Who cares if there a hole, my Cock can get swole!!

Furry:but the hole is my ass hole you dummy

Brock:if theres a hole there's a goal!!

Furry:no dont please!

Brock:I'm coming in and goaalllll!!!

*Brock screams:SUUUUIIIIIIIIII!!!!

commentor of the matrix world:cara Messi! , cara Messi!

*RONALDO teleport behind the commentor*

Ronaldo:did you just chant for Messi, now face the consequences

Ronaldo:Domain Expansion-Two ball goal dive!!!!

*Ronaldo inserts his cock in so deep two of his balls are inside him as well*

Ronaldo:*Speaking Portuguese*

Oh you like that cock you Brazilian just like how the Portuguese put their cock inside your people back then, you wont get dominated

Commentor:how did you know I'm Brazilian, also thank you please don't dominate me

RONALDO:I won't, your gonna get Colonized instead!!, take this slave!

*Ronaldo shoots his kids in him*

(his technique first form generational army strikes and cause internal damage to the guy)

Ronaldo:Oi oi oi, my job is here is done now baka.

*Brazilian Commentor lays dead on the ground*

*Scene back to Brock Giving a furry backshots*

*Brock is finished with the furry so he pees and uses the power of his cock peeing as jetpack*

Brock:you should've been like a dick, that always stands up for himself

Brock:But I guess your just a coward who does not move forward, now I must go, and save hyoerborea

*Brock travels with his cockpack(cock jetpack) to Europa where Antarctica is close*

*he arrives at Greece*

*Brock takes a look around and he sees so many gypsies and punjabjd there*

Brock in his mind:What the fuck, there's so much gypsies here the Jews definitely did this

Brock:hear ye, hear ye, Oi ya Gypsies and Punjabis to be an medditerian man just like Alexander his only Greek you must drink raw milk, use olive oil instead of seed oil, and lastly you must sun bathe your balls to become a true Greek spartan pure blood, now you must it now to save Europa because who knows what the last battle of it be, ok soldiers we vril at dawn

*Brock goes to Slovenia*

Brock:I heard they were femboys here

Femboy:And who might you be:3

Brock:Thy name is Brock The Cock

Femboy:oh I have a cock to

Brock:Such disgrace, this place is infested with you mentally ill people time to send my Omar Mateen army division

Commander Omar:Dont worry brock we shall kill thy femboys and show em hell like what happened to the people of Lut

Brock:Nice now we start attacking

TFD, TTD, and TLD!!!

(Total Faggot Death) (Total Trannies death) (total Lgbt death)

Commander Omar:we will handle this now go to the other countries, yuo must save Europa

Brock:I must cure Europa, kill History Wizard and finally have eternal peace in Hyperborea

*Brock digs underground using his cockdrilla*

*and it spins around in match speed it goes brrrrrrrrrrr and digs through the dirt with his hard cockdrilla*

(Cock Drill)

TO BE CONTINUED....

BROCK IS SUCH A RELATABLE CHARACTER

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