101 Humiliating ways to die

Much to Erin's surprise the old lady suddenly and slowly turned into a bloody pool of water.

Erin was scared shitless seeing such a movie-like scenario happening in front of her. She loudly screamed

"Ruuuunnnnn".

As she sprinted forward outside the alley and ran and ran till her lungs ran out of air. She regretted every choice of her life.

"Ahhh…why did I decide to get drunk? Wasn't it just a job? Not like I couldn't afford it."

After running for almost half an hour like crazy Erin finally saw a busy road, she directly fell to the ground as her feet were already gone sore.

[It's nightmare. A horror one that... it's all right. Just a dream...Nothing more.]

Before she could breathe a sigh of relief, Erin felt an enormous pain in her head, too painful that she blanked for few seconds.

Erin reached out her hands towards her head, only to feel wet liquid dripping from her fingers.

It was blood...her blood.

Ahh...am I dying?

I don't want to…

looking down she realized that something had hit her head.

"Po.o..ot"

What crashed on her was a pot.

Fucking flowerpot with dammed red roses.

If I die like this so humiliating!!!

Dying this way will definitely hit no. 1# trending page, those bastards will laugh at me.

That was Erin's last dying thought.

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Though much to her surprise after feeling the deep pain and powerlessness.

Erin's eyes were able to open once again.

After waking up Erin found herself at a cliff.

The place was super-duper dreamy-like coming straight out of fairytales, touching the nicely cut cliff was an endless ocean; it felt high since the clouds which we used to be in the sky were surrounding the cliff.

There was a slouching tree with mysterious pink petals which at a glance could be mistaken for peach blossom.

"Seems like a variation. So cool though"

[No, too dreamy that it can't be real.]

Erin admitted it was the best scenery she had ever seen in her entire life.

[Yes life. Wasn't I hit by that dammed pot?]

"So, is this heaven?"

"Did the gods have pitied me? No way, it must be because I have done a lot of good deeds in my life, even though I can't remember them. It doesn't matter."

Erin was busy babbling to herself when suddenly a person appeared in front of her.

Precisely saying, a man.

A strange man with a god-tier face. The kind to be easily mistaken as an angel.

{Ah, I so am dead. even an angel came to take me.}

He had dazzling blond hair, deep blue eyes, and long really long legs about 1.85 meters with a lean body structure. He looked like an anime character coming out alive.

"He is definitely the best cloth hanger I've seen in my entire life."

[I'm a professional even after dying.]

The beautiful unidentified angel just stood there examining her.

[Yep beautiful, because that face could make even girls feel jealous.]

Erin was stuck in her own train thought that she didn't notice until the 'angel' stood staring in front of her.

"Hello Mortal". The angel spoke giving a bright 180-degree smile.

Erin was blinded by handsomeness and dazed because of her dog attribute. She replied with her million-dollar smile.

"Hi, Hot angel."